mrmarx Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 On April 22, forces of the Doom Wolves launched an ideologically motivated imperialist assault on the United Socialist Nations, a protectorate of the Union of Communist Republics. The UCR views all attacks against it's protectorates as attacks against itself. The Armed Forces of the UCR have deployed to repel the imperialist incursion on the sovereignty of the nation of Kanaria. In addition, the forces of the Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army have been deployed to repel the Doom Wolf invaders from the nation of Ouroboros. This deployment is in response to a call for defensive assistance from the recognized Kiss Ass and individual acceddent to the terms of the BUTT. The UCR seeks to uphold the independence and stability of the Brown Sphere, an independence and stability that is actively threatened by the aggressive actions taken by the Doom Wolves. We seek a swift resolution to this conflict, but will not hesitate to respond to further escalation in kind, for the safety and security of the people of the Brown Sphere. mrmarx, Premier of the Union of Communist Republics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Aeneas Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) You guys probably should have mentioned the fact that USN was part of red alert in the red alert bio, seeing as that is not mentioned in your alliance bio or his alliance bio, no matter, cheers to a good fight, I look forward to it! 👍 Edited April 25, 2022 by King Aeneas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) 11 minutes ago, King Aeneas said: You guys probably should have mentioned the fact that USN was part of red alert in the red alert bio I think you may be confused. USN is not part of RED ALERT 11 minutes ago, King Aeneas said: seeing as that is not mentioned in your alliance bio or his alliance bio This is not true. Even if it were, it would be irrelevant. Undisclosed treaties are nothing new, ask your gov for a history a lesson. Edited April 25, 2022 by mrmarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 Honestly I'm not sure if I respect you for being so willing to take a beating again for no good reason, or if I'm pulling for you to get wiped off the map this time around. Either way, I appreciate the free entertainment. Also, a bit of free advice: generally it's a good idea for protectorates (or their protectors) to announce that they're being protected, otherwise it ruins the one benefit of the relationship, which is to prevent this exact thing from happening. Assuming you weren't looking for an excuse to re-engage with DW, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Aeneas Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, lilweirdward said: Honestly I'm not sure if I respect you for being so willing to take a beating again for no good reason, or if I'm pulling for you to get wiped off the map this time around. Either way, I appreciate the free entertainment. Also, a bit of free advice: generally it's a good idea for protectorates (or their protectors) to announce that they're being protected, otherwise it ruins the one benefit of the relationship, which is to prevent this exact thing from happening. Assuming you weren't looking for an excuse to re-engage with DW, of course. This, I even scoured the forums before the attack, and sent him a nice friendly message about the raid, seeing if he wanted peace or a fight, he chose to fight, no mention of any friends. It's all good though, I have no fear here 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, lilweirdward said: Honestly I'm not sure if I respect you for being so willing to take a beating again for no good reason, or if I'm pulling for you to get wiped off the map this time around. Either way, I appreciate the free entertainment. Also, a bit of free advice: generally it's a good idea for protectorates (or their protectors) to announce that they're being protected, otherwise it ruins the one benefit of the relationship, which is to prevent this exact thing from happening. Assuming you weren't looking for an excuse to re-engage with DW, of course. The Communists on Bob have been here as long as you Christians, if they were going to get wiped off the map it would have happened a long time ago. Remember how you said you envied Cobrasphere for being able to do our own thing? UCR/Red Alert and the wider Comintern alliance network have been doing exactly that too and here you are looking down on them from your ivory tower of nothing. Better to be wiped off the map by going down swinging than to rust away because you lack the testicular fortitude to lead properly. Appreciate the assist UCR, no one messes with Brown Team without receiving a swift headBUTT before they walk away o/ Edited April 25, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted April 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 2 hours ago, King Aeneas said: he chose to fight You invaded his land and looted his resources. Let's be clear here. Kanaria had absolutely no choice in this matter whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Appreciate the assist UCR, no one messes with Brown Team without receiving a swift headBUTT before they walk away o/ Kashmir and GATO also have their sigs on your BUTT, will they be joining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) Every noob is told on day one that you raid at your own risk. Instead of cutting losses the Wolves went double down and launched offensive war on UCR. Edited April 25, 2022 by Wobblies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Kashmir and GATO also have their sigs on your BUTT, will they be joining? Maybe, maybe not. Would be a bit overkill at present though wouldn't it? I believe UCR are primarily acting in the interest of their protectorate USN, it just so happens Ouroboros and UCR are fighting the same alliance and the nations being attacked are on Brown Team so our interests are aligned in the spirit of our BUTT Edited April 25, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: The Communists on Bob have been here as long as you Christians, if they were going to get wiped off the map it would have happened a long time ago. Remember how you said you envied Cobrasphere for being able to do our own thing? UCR/Red Alert and the wider Comintern alliance network have been doing exactly that too and here you are looking down on them from your ivory tower of nothing Lol. I'm not sure if I'd characterize mrmarx's weird fixation on Bundy as "doing his own thing," but sure. Regardless, any idiot can kamikaze into well connected alliances by themselves. It would be more impressive if UCR had, like, any friends or anyone supporting them, but alas. 4 hours ago, Wobblies said: Wolves went double down and launched offensive war on UCR You all really do not understand the concept of defensive wars, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 Here we go again. Have fun DW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Kashmir and GATO also have their sigs on your BUTT, will they be joining? God I hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, lilweirdward said: Lol. I'm not sure if I'd characterize mrmarx's weird fixation on Bundy as "doing his own thing," but sure. Regardless, any idiot can kamikaze into well connected alliances by themselves. It would be more impressive if UCR had, like, any friends or anyone supporting them, but alas. You all really do not understand the concept of defensive wars, do you? It's a long established tradition among the socialist/communist alliances that they are all effectively allied and look out for each other. This was precisely the case last time Doom Wolves attacked a UCR ally, it was also the case back when Cobrasphere raided alliances like Libertarian Socialist Front (which lead to the formation of the Red Alert bloc). The concept of The International/Comintern is a pretty well known function and basic principle of socialist ideology. So with Doom Wolves attacking USN (a socialist alliance) that means UCR are defending them with their assault on Doom Wolves. It's better to have a few people who actually goto bat for you than loads of people with a never-ending list of obligations to justify why they can't help. Speaking of not understanding the concept of defensive wars; When was the last time you actually fought a defensive war, or any war for that matter? Edited April 25, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Maybe, maybe not. Would be a bit overkill at present though wouldn't it? I believe UCR are primarily acting in the interest of their protectorate USN, it just so happens Ouroboros and UCR are fighting the same alliance and the nations being attacked are on Brown Team so our interests are aligned in the spirit of our BUTT No, not even remotely. Kashmir and GATO have an opening. They can take it or they can do nothing. Why choose nothing when someone finally gave someone an opening?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 15 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: No, not even remotely. Kashmir and GATO have an opening. They can take it or they can do nothing. Why choose nothing when someone finally gave someone an opening?! As impatient as ever I see. Might I suggest getting out of your own way? Like I said; maybe they will, maybe they won't 🤷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 11 hours ago, lilweirdward said: Honestly I'm not sure if I respect you for being so willing to take a beating again for no good reason, or if I'm pulling for you to get wiped off the map this time around. Either way, I appreciate the free entertainment. Also, a bit of free advice: generally it's a good idea for protectorates (or their protectors) to announce that they're being protected, otherwise it ruins the one benefit of the relationship, which is to prevent this exact thing from happening. Assuming you weren't looking for an excuse to re-engage with DW, of course. Pretty much this. Protectorates typically list their protector, protectors list their protectorates in their bios. Either way, who even is United Socialist Nations? They don't even have a DoE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 Haha There will be nothing swift about this one, thanks for coming back again. Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 Looks like the Union of Communist Republics bio was updated AFTER the war was declared by King Aeneas of Doom Wolves on United Socialist Nations. Naughty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Looks like the Union of Communist Republics bio was updated AFTER the war was declared by King Aeneas of Doom Wolves on United Socialist Nations. Naughty! Communist bureaucracies eh? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Communist bureaucracies eh? 😉 Probably should all merge together and vote on new leadership at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 20 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Looks like the Union of Communist Republics bio was updated AFTER the war was declared by King Aeneas of Doom Wolves on United Socialist Nations. Naughty! Picture is worth a thousand words, let the spin begin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 50 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Pretty much this. Protectorates typically list their protector, protectors list their protectorates in their bios. Wolves complaining about non public discloser-pot meet kettle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 25, 2022 Report Share Posted April 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Wobblies said: Wolves complaining about non public discloser-pot meet kettle. I don't believe I'm a wolf last time I checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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