Jason8 Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 From the Desk of Jason8, Crown Prince of Kashmir Victory Is Achieved vs. Doom Squad Happily, it has come to my attention that one of Kashmir's members has successfully fended off three members of Doom Squad. As a Declaration was made publicly, a public response from Kashmir is due. Kashmir's member performed three spy operations on a member nation of Doom Squad. This member's spies were caught by the Doom Squad nation's anti-espionage team on the third spy attempt. This is unacceptable. The spies that failed were abandoned behind enemy lines and are presumed to be executed by now. Good riddance. In response, Doom Squad did not open dialog with the government of Kashmir to find a peaceful resolution. Instead, Doom Squad initiated a surprise update blitz that caused near-irreversible damage to the Kashmiri nation in question. This is unacceptable behavior from an alliance of their status, and because of this, Kashmir recognized the hostilities of Doom Squad against her member nation and Kashmir condemned the actions of Doom Squad. Fast forward to today, after a hard fought conflict: Kashmir recognizes a state of Victory against Doom Squad and Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir To show the complete and utter victory that the Kashmir member in question has achieved, screenshots are below. Officially, Jason8 Crown Prince of Kashmir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 you got rolled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Duderonomy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Victory is in the eye of the beholder, but I guess if you're allowed to crow about it, then there's not much else to prove otherwise if they busted the stagger or moved on. Guess this was more of a punitive raid, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 69,420 is in the eye of the beholder homie congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Master Hakai said: 69,420 is in the eye of the beholder homie Missed that. Nice. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Kashmir: fake it until you make it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kerschbs Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason8 Posted October 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Duderonomy said: Missed that. Nice. 😎 Nice, missed the entire point of the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 33 minutes ago, Jason8 said: Nice, missed the entire point of the post. Standard operating procedure for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Kashmir is getting worse than UFP with all these announcements. Also nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Duderonomy said: Victory is in the eye of the beholder, but I guess if you're allowed to crow about it, then there's not much else to prove otherwise if they busted the stagger or moved on. Guess this was more of a punitive raid, then? We defined from the beginning what our attacks would look like. An update worth of ground attacks and then peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, firingline said: We defined from the beginning what our attacks would look like. An update worth of ground attacks and then peace. But see Kashmir beat you to declaring their objectives met. In any case the Doomshpere poking each other is pretty poor entertainment imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: But see Kashmir beat you to declaring their objectives met. In any case the Doomshpere poking each other is pretty poor entertainment imo. Very insensitive. FiringLine was living in fear for months wondering who was conducting those spy operations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Peace in our time! Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 lets just agree to not interact with luscious optimas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Jason8 said: From the Desk of Jason8, Crown Prince of Kashmir Victory Is Achieved vs. Doom Squad Happily, it has come to my attention that one of Kashmir's members has successfully fended off three members of Doom Squad. As a Declaration was made publicly, a public response from Kashmir is due. Kashmir's member performed three spy operations on a member nation of Doom Squad. This member's spies were caught by the Doom Squad nation's anti-espionage team on the third spy attempt. This is unacceptable. The spies that failed were abandoned behind enemy lines and are presumed to be executed by now. Good riddance. In response, Doom Squad did not open dialog with the government of Kashmir to find a peaceful resolution. Instead, Doom Squad initiated a surprise update blitz that caused near-irreversible damage to the Kashmiri nation in question. This is unacceptable behavior from an alliance of their status, and because of this, Kashmir recognized the hostilities of Doom Squad against her member nation and Kashmir condemned the actions of Doom Squad. Fast forward to today, after a hard fought conflict: Kashmir recognizes a state of Victory against Doom Squad and Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir Kashmir To show the complete and utter victory that the Kashmir member in question has achieved, screenshots are below. Officially, Jason8 Crown Prince of Kashmir Is this a necessary OWF post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Smitty256 said: Is this a necessary OWF post? None of your comments are necessary, yet you still make them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) damn it smithy. that was pretty good actually. made goddamn @firingline answer your question Edited October 20, 2021 by defiled firingline idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 hour ago, firingline said: None of your comments are necessary, yet you still make them. Pot, kettle? Id be more upset about this if I were you, considering you got nuked and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 (edited) "is this a necessary owf post?" Edited October 20, 2021 by Master Hakai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Hakai steals the thread yet again, but is all of this necessary? Is there any reason to post on the OWF besides super-cereal treaties and chest thumping? I feel like there's a philosophical question here, but that makes my brain hurt, so I'm gonna look back at the Hakai post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Duderonomy said: Hakai steals the thread yet again, but is all of this necessary? Is there any reason to post on the OWF besides super-cereal treaties and chest thumping? I feel like there's a philosophical question here, but that makes my brain hurt, so I'm gonna look back at the Hakai post. Are you having an epiphany? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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