sir pwnage Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive][img]http://oi54.tinypic.com/1zzi3b4.jpg[/img][/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive][size=6]An Announcement from the Congress of The International[/size][/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive][size=1](bet you a dollar you saw this coming)[/size][/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive]The International hereby activates Section VII of the International Maho Accords, which states:[/font][/center] [center]"Either signatory may terminate this pact at any time; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to cancellation. This pact is void automatically if a signatory or its members do not fulfill their stipulated obligations."[/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive]We're gonna go with the second half there, because apparently honoring cancellation clauses is SO retro. And not the good kind of retro. The kind of retro where you look like your mother in all those weird pictures from the 80's. Also, NEW violated the Intelligence clause of the treaty by not just knowing of but CREATING a direct threat to us without informing us, so we believe the whole "void automatically" bit applies. As do many of you OWF denizens, apparently.[/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms', cursive]Keep in mind that our treaty with BFF is still very much alive and well, and if [s]NEW gets them in trouble[/s] they need us, we shall be there for them.[/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive]Also, since it's relevant, I'd like to quote Comrade Craig's prediction from the original announcement of this treaty:[/font][/center] [center][font=comic sans ms,cursive][quote][color=#282828][size=3]Without further ado, here is the treaty text which I can only assume will provide employment for (and unsolicited interpretations from) an army of e-lawyers in the years to come.[/quote][/size][/color][/font][/center] [center][size=4][font=comic sans ms', cursive][color=#282828]You heard the man e-lawyers. Go nuts.[/color][/font][/size][/center] [center][img]http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2012/39/1348556208-int-stamp.png[/img][/center] Edited January 11, 2013 by sir pwnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir pwnage Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Also, this is all Trotsky's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Taking tech bets on how many times D34th trolls this particular announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Wow INT way to abandon allies right before a curbstomp. You should have at least honored the defensive clause for 48 hours. Am I doing it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarxistBOZG Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 This is all !@#$@#$ Sniper Joe's fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1357935016' post='3074857'] Also, this is all Trotsky's fault. [/quote] I can get behind this logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Joe Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Thanks lovelies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='Crownguard' timestamp='1357935077' post='3074859'] Taking tech bets on how many times D34th trolls this particular announcement. [/quote] We are probably double digits.....over 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Awesome. I love seeing my name in print. -Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Color me not shocked at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='AirMe' timestamp='1357935232' post='3074864'] We are probably double digits.....over 20. [/quote] I was going to be a bit more modest....maybe 9-12. I mean, there are so many threads to troll us in, why restrict yourself to one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarxistBOZG Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 LSF blah, allies blah, burning blah, backstabbing blah, honour blah. There we go, D34th no longer has a reason to bore us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Blame rests fully upon font of choice. o/ INT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 When an ally complete goes off the reservation, these things are necessary. A wise move, Int. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Since my presence was requested I have to say: NEW, I told you so. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34gq2oo.gif[/img] Now I wonder, who will be the next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='BOZG' timestamp='1357935586' post='3074873'] LSF blah, allies blah, burning blah, backstabbing blah, honour blah. There we go, D34th no longer has a reason to bore us all. [/quote] You know, you guys really don't get to complain about this especially when the dude who posted this announcement still has "Nordreich Delendum Est" in his signature. But that's cool, I'm sure you guys will continue to totally be ironic and funny in every thread you post scared !@#$less of being ridiculed for being awful. Also, yes, as the OP stated, nobody is surprised by this at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) You guys are vaginas. Nonetheless you did the right thing. Edited January 11, 2013 by youwish959 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='Crownguard' timestamp='1357935562' post='3074871'] I was going to be a bit more modest....maybe 9-12. I mean, there are so many threads to troll us in, why restrict yourself to one? [/quote] Ok. I can see where you are coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 Praise Farrin o/..... and respect International o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1357935911' post='3074879'] Since my presence was requested I have to say: NEW, I told you so. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34gq2oo.gif[/img] Now I wonder, who will be the next? [/quote] Nose game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1357935911' post='3074879'] Since my presence was requested I have to say: NEW, I told you so. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34gq2oo.gif[/img] Now I wonder, who will be the next? [/quote] I have a 100% serious question for you. Do you approve of what NEW did? Because you are implying that you do. Edited January 11, 2013 by AirMe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1357935914' post='3074880'] You know, you guys really don't get to complain about this especially when the dude who posted this announcement still has "Nordreich Delendum Est" in his signature. But that's cool, I'm sure you guys will continue to totally be ironic and funny in every thread you post scared !@#$less of being ridiculed for being awful. Also, yes, as the OP stated, nobody is surprised by this at all. [/quote] As always, Hereno's post eloquently stated what I thought of this announcement. Do continue trying to be ironic, guys, I'm sure it'll work out eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir pwnage Posted January 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 We'll stop trying to pre-empt people talking about LSF when people stop talking about LSF in not only every thread about us, but also just about every thread about MK, NoR, or any C&G alliance. Them's the terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1357935911' post='3074879'] Since my presence was requested I have to say: NEW, I told you so. [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/34gq2oo.gif[/img] Now I wonder, who will be the next? [/quote] Thrown under the bus = recklessly dragged into war without warning? You're right... so far BFF and INT, I wonder who will be next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted January 11, 2013 Report Share Posted January 11, 2013 2013. It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton. Make it happen, boys. Fnord. -Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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