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Good morning, Planet Bob!  Today we celebrate the one year anniversary of the most important event in our planet's history - the [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=94824&st=0&p=2517136&#entry2517136]founding of VODKA[/url]!  My children, you may finally rest easily, as I, King Vlad, have returned in cyborg form!  I have risen from the dead to free Bob of its shackles of stagnation and breathe life into your empty souls.  As of this posting, I, VLADITRON, have resumed my role as Ruler of Bob!

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[i]VODKA has returned: Surrender your souls[/i][/center]

The Vladimetric Organization of Dedicated Killer Assassins (VODKA) hereby re-declares its existence and reclaims sovereignty over all of Planet Bob.  All existing alliances shall henceforth be designated as the alliance-states of VODKA.  These alliance-states are free to self-govern themselves so long as they do not break VODKA law and are compliant with official VODKA imperatives.  Such an imperative has already been issued and can be viewed here: [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=312.0]VODKA Imperative No. 1[/url].  Those who wish to join VODKA proper may apply to do so on our [url=http://cnvodka.com]official webpage[/url].

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For prior blasphemies and attacks on the fabled nation of Vladtopia, VODKA hereby re-declares war on the Mostly Harmless Alliance.  This depraved orgy of peacemongers shall finally be wiped clean from Bob's bloodthirsty soil, as all current members of MHA have been added to the official [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=19.0]VODKA PZI List[/url].  MHA members should note that the plans for their demise have been available in the VODKA [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=4.0]Planning Office[/url] for the last six months.

Visit us at [url=http://www.cnvodka.com]www.cnvodka.com[/url] or at #VODKA on Coldfront to help us celebrate this momentous occasion.  Happy VODKA Day!!


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[b]BOW BEFORE VLAD!![/b][/center]

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[quote name='LordDarknessOfLight' timestamp='1321684188' post='2846777']
Lol I was thinking the same thing... What did MHA do to you again? :huh:
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They did not properly bow before Vlad ^_^

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[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1321686149' post='2846803']
All these "look at me I'm a cool rogue" threads are getting annoying. :(
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Give credit where credit is due. He clearly put a great deal of effort into this.

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[quote name='LordDarknessOfLight' timestamp='1321684188' post='2846777']
Lol I was thinking the same thing... What did MHA do to you again? :huh:
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Though the unrelenting pacifism and incompetence of Bob's largest "alliance" is reason enough for its demise, MHA has a long history of blasphemy towards the VODKA empire. In the first VODKA Wars that began exactly one year ago today, NPO and GPA members happily submitted to the will of VODKA. MHA members, however, rejected the will of Vlad and attempted to bring down the VODKA empire. These nations stockpiled their 50 cruise missiles each, switched to DEFCON 3, and unleashed the most successful MHA military operation in history, destroying nearly 2,000 NS of VODKA property.

Incompetent as they may be, the Mostly Harmless Alliance represents all that VODKA stands against. If you are interested in learning more about the first VODKA Wars, I suggest you read [url="http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=10.0"]The History of VODKA[/url]. This is an excellent resource for any subservient citizen who wishes to learn more about the rise, fall, and rebirth of the great King Vladimir VIII and the VODKA Empire, and it has pretty pictures.


[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1321686149' post='2846803']
All these "look at me I'm a cool rogue" threads are getting annoying. :(
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You have been added to the official VODKA PZI list for blasphemy.

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[quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321688024' post='2846826']
You have been added to the official VODKA PZI list for blasphemy.
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Ok, Guess that's something else to add to my list of stuff I've done. Have fun fighting MHA. :)

edit: Btw dawg, [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=294835"]you're in range[/url] of me. :P

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He has poked but a hole in our inactive balloon of an alliance, we will now burn. I for one submit to this Vladitron. All hail Vladitron.

What are your demands?

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[quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1321689417' post='2846842']
He has poked but a hole in our inactive balloon of an alliance, we will now burn. I for one submit to this Vladitron. All hail Vladitron.

What are your demands?
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A Shrubbery!! oh, wrong alliance.

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