VLADITRON Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [center][img]http://cnvodka.com/images/dancer1.gif[/img][img]http://cnvodka.com/flagfinal.png[/img][img]http://cnvodka.com/images/dancer2.gif[/img][/center] Good morning, Planet Bob! Today we celebrate the one year anniversary of the most important event in our planet's history - the [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=94824&st=0&p=2517136&#entry2517136]founding of VODKA[/url]! My children, you may finally rest easily, as I, King Vlad, have returned in cyborg form! I have risen from the dead to free Bob of its shackles of stagnation and breathe life into your empty souls. As of this posting, I, VLADITRON, have resumed my role as Ruler of Bob! [center][img]http://cnvodka.com/images/VLADITRON UPRISING.png[/img] [i]VODKA has returned: Surrender your souls[/i][/center] The Vladimetric Organization of Dedicated Killer Assassins (VODKA) hereby re-declares its existence and reclaims sovereignty over all of Planet Bob. All existing alliances shall henceforth be designated as the alliance-states of VODKA. These alliance-states are free to self-govern themselves so long as they do not break VODKA law and are compliant with official VODKA imperatives. Such an imperative has already been issued and can be viewed here: [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=312.0]VODKA Imperative No. 1[/url]. Those who wish to join VODKA proper may apply to do so on our [url=http://cnvodka.com]official webpage[/url]. [center][b][size=12pt]Hyperspatial Express Route to Hell: Declaration of War[/size][/b][/center] [center][img]http://cnvodka.com/images/warpic1.png[/img] [/center] For prior blasphemies and attacks on the fabled nation of Vladtopia, VODKA hereby re-declares war on the Mostly Harmless Alliance. This depraved orgy of peacemongers shall finally be wiped clean from Bob's bloodthirsty soil, as all current members of MHA have been added to the official [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=19.0]VODKA PZI List[/url]. MHA members should note that the plans for their demise have been available in the VODKA [url=http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=4.0]Planning Office[/url] for the last six months. Visit us at [url=http://www.cnvodka.com]www.cnvodka.com[/url] or at #VODKA on Coldfront to help us celebrate this momentous occasion. Happy VODKA Day!! [center][img]http://cnvodka.com/images/VLADITRON%20shooting.gif[/img] [b]BOW BEFORE VLAD!![/b][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 This is the most interesting thing I have read in a very long time here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 This is what happens when we CN gets blue balled multiple times in the fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 lol, what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyDe Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I will get the vogon fleets on standby. have a happy end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Winter has officially come. Better buy a jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Doc Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I almost got excited :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 o/ Vodka the strongest of Liquors and the strongest of AA's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDarknessOfLight Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1321683395' post='2846770'] lol, what... [/quote] Lol I was thinking the same thing... What did MHA do to you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='LordDarknessOfLight' timestamp='1321684188' post='2846777'] Lol I was thinking the same thing... What did MHA do to you again? [/quote] They did not properly bow before Vlad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 All these "look at me I'm a cool rogue" threads are getting annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1321686149' post='2846803'] All these "look at me I'm a cool rogue" threads are getting annoying. [/quote] Give credit where credit is due. He clearly put a great deal of effort into this. Edited November 19, 2011 by Aeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Aeros' timestamp='1321686236' post='2846804'] Give credit where credit is due. He clearly put a great deal of effort into this. [/quote] My thought exactly, good luck VODKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 In before MHA surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLADITRON Posted November 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='LordDarknessOfLight' timestamp='1321684188' post='2846777'] Lol I was thinking the same thing... What did MHA do to you again? [/quote] Though the unrelenting pacifism and incompetence of Bob's largest "alliance" is reason enough for its demise, MHA has a long history of blasphemy towards the VODKA empire. In the first VODKA Wars that began exactly one year ago today, NPO and GPA members happily submitted to the will of VODKA. MHA members, however, rejected the will of Vlad and attempted to bring down the VODKA empire. These nations stockpiled their 50 cruise missiles each, switched to DEFCON 3, and unleashed the most successful MHA military operation in history, destroying nearly 2,000 NS of VODKA property. Incompetent as they may be, the Mostly Harmless Alliance represents all that VODKA stands against. If you are interested in learning more about the first VODKA Wars, I suggest you read [url="http://cnvodka.com/forums/index.php?topic=10.0"]The History of VODKA[/url]. This is an excellent resource for any subservient citizen who wishes to learn more about the rise, fall, and rebirth of the great King Vladimir VIII and the VODKA Empire, and it has pretty pictures. [quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1321686149' post='2846803'] All these "look at me I'm a cool rogue" threads are getting annoying. [/quote] You have been added to the official VODKA PZI list for blasphemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I will say, this was at least somewhat well thought out in terms of planning. As for end-game, I don't think that was really thought out too well. Oh well :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) Vlad Stukov is best Vlad. Edited November 19, 2011 by Gibsonator21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I would like to apply for this PZI list please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 Will you be declaring on [i]all [/i]members of MHA or just [i]active [/i]members? You might have a good chance of winning depending on which one it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) [quote name='VLADITRON' timestamp='1321688024' post='2846826'] You have been added to the official VODKA PZI list for blasphemy. [/quote] Ok, Guess that's something else to add to my list of stuff I've done. Have fun fighting MHA. edit: Btw dawg, [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=294835"]you're in range[/url] of me. Edited November 19, 2011 by Omniscient1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 WHY ME!?!?! Here I was watching planet of the apes and I got highlighted and go and see and my nation is burning!! The prophecy has been fulfilled, MHA will die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) He has poked but a hole in our inactive balloon of an alliance, we will now burn. I for one submit to this Vladitron. All hail Vladitron. What are your demands? Edited November 19, 2011 by IYIyTh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1321689417' post='2846842'] He has poked but a hole in our inactive balloon of an alliance, we will now burn. I for one submit to this Vladitron. All hail Vladitron. What are your demands? [/quote] A Shrubbery!! oh, wrong alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1321687826' post='2846824'] In before MHA surrender. [/quote] Wouldnt take much. i bet he gets atleast a dozen PoWs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1321690471' post='2846850'] Wouldnt take much. i bet he gets atleast a dozen PoWs [/quote] they'd have to log in in order to surrender though, i doubt he'll get many if any o/ VODKA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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