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As you all know, in Farkistan, we do things a little bit differently. Between last month and this month's
erection cycle, what we call our refractory period, we've decided that people are voting using their heads,
rather than what we'd ideally like them to be using, complete and utter randomness.

So instead of putting up candidate names, we just posted pictures of balloons from Thanksgiving Day
parades of the past in the Official Farkistani Voting Booth (seen below), and randomly (and sekritly)
assigned a candidate to them. Hell, we don't even know if this is legal or binding, but we do know that
it's produced a VASTLY better outcome then anything we've done in the past.

[img]http://www.wonkydonky.net/images/elephantbuttmacyfloat.jpg[/img]
[i][size=0.7em]Official Farkistani Voting Booth. 905, pictured, is too drunk to climb the voting ramp[/size][/i]

[size=5][b]After 784 votes were counted, here's who won, [/b][/size][size=5][b]and [/b][/size]
[size=5][b]some [/b][/size][size=5][b]of the reasons that Farkers gave for choosing them:[/b][/size]


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[size="5"][u][b]For the position of Submitter:[/b][/u][/size]

[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/submitter.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to [b]905[/b]
[i]893 Votes
[/i]
[i][size=medium][b]"Why did you choose this balloon [/b][/size]
[size=medium][b]as your vote for Submitter?"[/b][/size][/i]


[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/funny.jpg[/img]
[b]UltimateDogg:[/b] "I just really identified with this character.
His love for sweets and his sexy pants are all of the qualities
we want, no, DESERVE, to have representing Farkistan!"


[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/angry.jpg[/img]
[b]P3: [/b][b]"[/b]What, you guys were farkin' serious? Those were
the real votes? God, you're all a bunch of ***holes"


[b][img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/pervert.jpg[/img][/b]
[b]smontag: [/b][b]"[/b]Any balloon that can eat two
testicles in an ice cream cone gets my vote!"

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[size="5"][b][u]For the position of Squirrel:[/u][/b][/size]

[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/squirrel.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to [b]Mr Vicarious[/b]
[i]755 Votes[/i]
[i]
[size=medium][b]"Why did you choose this balloon [/b][/size]
[size=medium][b]as your vote for Squirrel?"[/b][/size][/i]


[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/indianman.jpg[/img]
[b]Paranoia[/b][b]:[/b] [b]"[/b]What if squirrels had guns and
hunted the hunters, man!?! Up with Squirrels!"


[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/indianwoman.jpg[/img]
[b]Tumultuous Papaya: [/b][b]"[/b]They're so cute and furry, I
just want to take him home...what's coming out of its butt?"


[img]http://www.farkistan.org/announcements/november2011/hippie.jpg[/img]
[b]Abbadon99[/b][b]: [/b][b]"[/b]Government? I thought I was picking lunch?[b]"[/b]


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[size="5"][u][b]For the position of Speaker of the Council:[/size][/b][/u]

[b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6045/6284899414_2cc5a6a1ab.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to ironone
[i]1231 Votes[/i]


[i][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size][size=medium]as [/size]
[size=medium]your vote for Speaker of the Council?"[/size][/i]


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6107/6284428969_72d62cf7fe_m.jpg[/img]
Yak:[/b] "I feel a drunk frog is an apt
metaphor for the position of SotC."


[b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6228/6284428953_149c0a145c_m.jpg[/img][/b]
[b]Decide R Inchief: [/b]"What could better symbolize
the average Farker better than a drunk Muppet?"


[b][img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6101/6284428941_99fe25dcdc_m.jpg[/img][/b]
[b]Fat-Free Milk: [/b]"Cuz I'm drunk. And i'm used
to having some guy's hand up my [redacted]."


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[u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6045/6284381745_ca6f45077f.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to BozDaBoz
[i]1231 Votes[/i]


[b][i][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
[size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/i][/b]


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6039/6284428981_8fc1a04e95_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Ecobuckeye: [/b]"Because politicians are a bunch
of dirty liars! This is Pinnochio in office!"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6043/6284428995_337f2d692d_m.jpg[/img]
[b]lostindenver: [/b]"What's 'TF Council?"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6227/6284429001_b3657fc5bb_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Moose Hole:[/b] "I dunno. I felt curiously drawn to it."


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[u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6053/6296841980_ff41676ccc.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to Kahiel
[i]1231 Votes[/i]


[i][b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
[size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b][/i]


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6019/6296310315_8fda79f5f9_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Kosmokenny:[/b] "You know it's so long since I heard
the 'Randolph,' I thought my first name was 'Corporal.'"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6109/6296842288_7fce00e1f7_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Quadriplegic: [/b]"I want freedom for the
full expression of my personality."


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6112/6296842348_c1fe7980f8_m.jpg[/img]
[b]docmeister:[/b] "Why, back in the old country
if I had done something like this, my father
would have bitten my head off!"


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[u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6220/6296842138_7aa8ee849d.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to Fireguy15207
[i]1231 Votes[/i]


[i][b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
[size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b]
[/i]

[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6050/6296842382_481ec0685c_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Randomly Jim:[/b] "I was exercising my
Farkistani charter right to bear arms!"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6019/6296842410_298522d24f_m.jpg[/img]
[b]HappyTheHobo: [/b]"There's something noble
about bears. And, it reminds me of my lover."


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6211/6296842442_cc64a58709_m.jpg[/img]
[b]fluoroalien:[/b] "I was hoping to see
the bear tear into the little blue guy!"

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[u][size="5"][b]For the position of TF Council:[/b][/size][/u]

[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6093/6296842266_61e501a46a.jpg[/img]
Randomly Assigned to spleen63
[i]1231 Votes[/i]
[i]

[b][size=medium]"Why did you choose this balloon [/size]
[size=medium]as your vote for TF Council?"[/size][/b][/i]


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6230/6296842452_695e190808_m.jpg[/img]
[b]Binuru: [/b]"Because I just looooovvvvve seamen!"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6238/6296310265_1cf7a85f73_m.jpg[/img][b]
Bleak Outlook:[/b] "Maybe he'll introduce me to Alice the Goon!"


[img]http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6104/6296842500_b70f5b44f9_m.jpg[/img]
[b]D2theMcV: [/b]"Well-meaning, decent people will condemn
the behavior of a D2theMcV, while they're walking past
a magazine rack full of the very kinds of things that send
young kids down the road to be D2theMcVs."

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[b][size="5"]Your New Randomly Erected[/size]
[size="5"]Farkistani Government:[/size][/b]

Submitter: [b]905[/b]
Squirrel: [b]Mr Vicarious[/b]
Speaker of the Council: [b]ironone[/b]
TF Council: [b]BozDaBoz[/b]
TF Council: [b]Kahiel[/b]
TF Council: [b]Fireguy15207[/b]
TF Council: [b]Spleen63[/b][/center]

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[quote name='spleen63' timestamp='1320153707' post='2836416']
All I have to say is *facepalm*

Seriously, this alliance has gone down the tubes.

The only thing positive from this is I learned Larry Storch is still alive.
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Larry Storch?
What about Larry Hagman?
Or Larry Fine?
[img]http://therestlessmouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cm9060_LarryFine_StoogeLic-2.jpg[/img]
Oh wait, he [i]is[/i] dead. (also hotlink)


Anyways, congrats to the new gov, same as the old gov in that we are doomed.

[img]http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/crock_pot.png[/img]

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1320182342' post='2836703']
congrats to all my old friends, FG, Boz, ironone but one question...

where the $%&@ did you find this image?
[img]http://www.wonkydonky.net/images/elephantbuttmacyfloat.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

That's from the ropes course we now include as part of mm training.

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