AnCapistan Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) I do not know why this keeps happening to me, but little birds keep dropping me tidbits about your members. I do not ask for this, and I don't want this. I swear. It's just my dumb luck, and just when I thought we could finally put this silly business about the New Sith Order being a terrible alliance behind us and be as close of friends as we used to be. Anyway, some valuable information regarding two of your members was stolen from you tonight by some dastardly rebel. I cannot believe the gall of some people, to just violate the New Sith Order like that and think that they can get away with it. But yeah, I came across this stolen information and would like to return it to you. [quote] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Mordhaus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Taoism Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 10 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $24,578,084 Technology: 50.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/30/2011 8:54:33 AM Trade Partners: Chronorica, Kainland, Spain, Malahkina Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Shilo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $13,414,919 Technology: 0.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/28/2011 9:38:28 PM Trade Partners: Antioc, Bortsland, Shadowfax Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] Can we be friends again, NSO? Hugs and Kisses, Damsky EDIT: And the tidbits keep comin'! [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Danger Zone. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Federal Government Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 11 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $14,065,158 Technology: 52.08 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/29/2011 10:52:56 AM Trade Partners: Stackonia, urbasement, Saint Claire Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] [quote] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Fallout. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Norse Desired Government: Revolutionary Government Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 2 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $614,749 Technology: 38.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/29/2011 9:31:50 PM Trade Partners: None Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 6 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 6 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 6 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] Edited July 31, 2011 by Mr Damsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 WorldConqueror again? Might as well just ask for Weeb's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 I would be interested if they were new targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='KainIIIC' timestamp='1312088408' post='2768077'] WorldConqueror again? Might as well just ask for Weeb's. [/quote] I know, you'd think the first time around he would have considered purchasing some protection. I guess some people never learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1312088577' post='2768078'] I would be interested if they were new targets. [/quote] You're not remotely concerned that some "dastardly rebel" continues to evade your security, even after it was exposed as laughable last time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1312088753' post='2768081'] I know, you'd think the first time around he would have considered purchasing some protection. I guess some people never learn. [/quote] Like I said last time, I am [i]enraged[/i] that the sanctity of my 3K NS nation has been impinged upon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [color="#0000FF"]I must admit, I did get a chuckle. Whoever is doing this at least has balls.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leftbehind Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Well the important thing here is that I didn't change my nation name when I restarted it. Good to know because I've been thinking I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1312089049' post='2768088'] You're not remotely concerned that some "dastardly rebel" continues to evade your security, even after it was exposed as laughable last time? [/quote] Nope not really. As you can see in the other thread I posted my own warchest info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Stuart Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) What did I learn? Damsky has the balls to do something and legion doesn't. Edited July 31, 2011 by Charles Stuart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Charles Stuart' timestamp='1312095755' post='2768138'] What did I learn? Damsky's has the balls to do something and legion doesn't. [/quote] Edit- I suppose I should fact check things before I say them.... So your only interested in starting a fight with someone bigger than you? Edited July 31, 2011 by Muddog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Pfft, these all smell of tech sellers. Are you posting these ops for the sake of them or because they actually suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 There is a larger concentration of balls in Damsky than exists in the entire Legion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1312088242' post='2768075'] I cannot believe the gall of some people, to just violate the New Sith Order like that and think that they can get away with it. [/quote] I am outraged AND offended. Shame on you [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1312098796' post='2768150'] There is a larger concentration of balls in Damsky than exists in the entire Legion. [/quote] Makes you wonder, doesn't it? Edited July 31, 2011 by Griff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpoiL Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 I don't believe I am qualified to play the part of Legion here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) This is getting awfully boring. Edited July 31, 2011 by SirWilliam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 2 of these are old. New material please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1312089520' post='2768092'] Like I said last time, I am [i]enraged[/i] that the sanctity of my 3K NS nation has been impinged upon. [/quote] [quote name='kevin32891' timestamp='1312093279' post='2768125'] Nope not really. As you can see in the other thread I posted my own warchest info. [/quote] [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1312126019' post='2768249'] This is getting awfully boring. [/quote] [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1312127116' post='2768263'] 2 of these are old. New material please [/quote] The people have asked for new material of a higher level nation. So I, being the consummate entertainer that I am, will give the people what they want! People of Cybernations, I present to thee the information of the New Sith Order's Minister of Finance, MOOFER! [quote] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Dragon of Cymru. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 1/27/2011 11:22:25 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 4/28/2011 [b]Total Money: $992,392,990[/b] Technology: 5,701.00 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/30/2011 1:04:15 AM Trade Partners: Notjapan, DaiGurren, Gelion, James Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 936 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 9 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 9 Landing Ships: 9 Battleships: 8 Cruisers: 7 Frigates: 7 Destroyers: 7 Submarines: 6 Aircraft Carriers: 6 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/quote] You can review the details of this nation [url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=111159]here[/url] Edited July 31, 2011 by Mr Damsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 This is literally me right now: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2-VS3cDkawY/TfRCuSh8v0I/AAAAAAAAAKk/vPuVH1G3198/s1600/shocked-woman_aa039975.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted July 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1312128851' post='2768297'] This is literally me right now: [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2-VS3cDkawY/TfRCuSh8v0I/AAAAAAAAAKk/vPuVH1G3198/s1600/shocked-woman_aa039975.jpg[/img] [/quote] You're a woman? I did not know this! Though, I will admit, it's not incredibly shocking. You have the balls of one. Edited July 31, 2011 by Mr Damsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='Mr Damsky' timestamp='1312128906' post='2768298'] You're a woman? I did not know this! Though, I will admit, it's not incredibly shocking. You have the balls of one. [/quote] Yes. I'm also cartoon. And oooo, sick burn bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 Well, this was funny, but these exchanges are getting a bit sad. Whatever happened to the challenges of 1v1 war? Those were always my favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 [quote name='Stonewall Jaxon' timestamp='1312129800' post='2768312'] Well, this was funny, but these exchanges are getting a bit sad. Whatever happened to the challenges of 1v1 war? Those were always my favorite. [/quote] Stonewall you know there is no such thing as 1v1 on Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 (edited) i swear damsky you have to tell me your source! i just got a random pm from a guy with this: [quote]You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Aveotrix. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Baha'i Faith Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 7/29/2011 Total Money: $31,699,619 Technology: 2,955.69 Levels Last Bill Payment: 7/30/2011 5:36:21 AM Trade Partners: United Soviet States, Saint Hollis Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 60 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 387 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 153 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 3 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.[/quote] Edited July 31, 2011 by Lurunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fingolfin Posted July 31, 2011 Report Share Posted July 31, 2011 These are only funny if they're embarrassing. The warchest for the NSO Minister of Finance is actually quite solid. ~1 billion for 8500 infra, that has to be somewhere in the range of 200 days of bills. Sure, its not Umbrella level but its still better than most out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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