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Holy crap. And I thought this was serious. Here's five bucks. Go have a beer, man.

I haven't been included in the announcement. This saddens me much.

I LOLed at this

Well, we could say we saw this coming. Best of luck for your new FA route.

Had some good wars, and others less so. All in all, it was enjoyable.

Well done, everyone. Congratz for achieving peace.

If Gopherbashi starts doing weekly updates, then the war is officially over.

Well, "white peace" looks better than "surrender without reps", especially for the ego of the "whitepeacean".

Our war calculations have determined that there seems to be an inverse relationship between WCs and activity level on the OWF.

Esteemed Mr. Smontag, we at the Lodge want you to be happy! I will send your complaint to our Grand Knight. I am pretty confident he would be able to address your instance. Regards from the Lodge Zeroing Customer Department!

Well, you are aware that Freemasons rule the world - this is what every conspiracy theory says. And probably, you have noticed that the oil prices have dropped extensively of late. Have you asked yourselves why? The Middle Eastern nations, backed up by the Trilateral, the Illuminati, the Servants of Cthulhu and - of course - the Freemasons - have declared war to petrol extracted with innovative methods. The most important of them all is called... Fracking... Now you see? Fracking is just like Farking in disguise. And it must be destroyed to serve our ends (which none of you is meant to know, of course - unless you are part of those who know. But if you were, you would not need such an obvious explanation, wouldn't you?). This is why we declared on Fark. It is so clear.

Congo-rats from the Lodge. Seven is a great number.

Welcome in the war to our Aztec brothers. Blood for the Blood God.

Well, NB, given the fact that Auctor's there in Sengoku, I have my doubts about that... :ehm:

Welcome on the playing field, NEW. Let's spear Sparta and stop Top.

Well done. Gratz to our Sengoku buds.

Well, no problem. You declare, you become a target, some Lodge fellow becomes happier. Don't you love all the happiness you can spread around for Xmas?

Well done and welcome to Aurora Borealis in our awesome bloc. No guys, we did not fold. At all.

Things change. Sometimes slowly, but they do change. o/ to STA

We are always happy to help! Gratz on your speedy recovery. But judging from the size of some of your warchests, we were quite sure this announcement was in short order.

Cent's head of diplomacy? Expect a major global war soon. Oh damn, forgot we had it already...

Well done! o/ to UPN for a good fight - and a safe rebuild; o/ to IRON and friends for another step towards the final victory.

Thank you STA for a good and clean fight. You've been almost without exception good and sometimes amusing opponents. We wish you a good rebuilding, and we hope to see you on visit to enjoy some well-deserved brandy (or vodka, your call) in our Halls. To our allies in this war, a heartfelt thank you. And now, I'm looking forward to see some less red in my cn screen LOL

Happy Birthday STA! You are some cool folks (well, almost everyone of you...) and very competent opponents, so we at the Lodge sincerely wish you all the good in the world. o/ to (at least) other five years, maybe not under the same conditions

Well done, IRON and CCC!