[Player Of The Month]

Rebel Virginia. For his continued fight for justice and opposing GOONS, \m/, and other wrongdoers at every corner. While humility has always been one of my nobler traits there does come a time that such efforts to the common good must be recognized. For it is a crime otherwise to simply ignore all the good that one has done.

This but ironically.

[Viridia Day – Never Forget]

Glad to see you're doing well.

[So, how did the Facebook recruiting go?]

Pretty good, we should have bought more banner ads though.

[GOON Tears: The story of salithus]

I love everything about this thread

But you were sillithus' best friend, how could you say that?

[Handy Dandy GOONS Raid Resolution Flowchart]

Actually, Sard....Smacky's right. It's pointing to the wrong box. Valid protectorate wouldn't mean raid end, no reps in most situations.

Well that side of the tree is for situations where the raid was not brought to our attention by "an important body", which it almost always has been in our case anyway.

[Handy Dandy GOONS Raid Resolution Flowchart]

Tell me if I'm right here, if you raid an alliance with a valid protectorate and less than 15 members you won't pay reps? Don't get me wrong, I believe raiding is a divine mandate but that can't be your official policy.

Depends on who's asking really, but like I said, this chart does not cover *all* scenarios.

[Cybernations Thoughts: New ideas anyone?]

Send all your money to GOONS, we'll find a way to make the game interesting.

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

Sadly, after a wildfire love affair with SA (I even bought a copy of the ARC CD, which is terrible), I stopped reading regularly a little over a year after they canceled Cliff Yablonski. Lowtax and Geist Editor stopped posting as regularly, and I couldn't get into the new writers. Every few months I go look up old articles and read them; SA 01-04 is timeless. The humor is the best there is to be had, no doubt.

There's a front page?

[List of Atrocities commited by Mushroom Kingdom against the World]

I thought umb was your best friend ;_;

You're both our best friends!

[List of Atrocities commited by Mushroom Kingdom against the World]

-Being GOONS' best friend

[Reps seem to be the fun blog of the whatever, so here's my take:]

can i get reparations for reading this post???

[On Reparations]

Ours was "Because we like money" iirc.

[The First Rant: On the New Hegemony]

i read somewhere that because we charged reps to an alliance we're now the "hegemony" whoever that is, is this true?

[TOP-CnG War Web 2010-02-17]

Probably not worth putting on the web, but we were attacked by two worthless microalliances, ADI and LSN.

[Pubbie Tears: Volume 1]

Did they just suggest they're nazis?

Godwin indeed.

[Press Release: The TOP-etc/C&G Front]

Not in it, voted 1. (Kidding)

[Lecture 201: Improving your Leadership ~by Dr. Wino]

"First lesson: Your members are not simply meatshields or chess pawns. They are thinking and reasoning human beings. "

Actually my members are part of a larger hivemind.

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

You think your blog is better than my blog. You will regret this.

You have a blog? Is it regretful?

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

Sardonic, you kinda suck and that isn't what GOONS are about at all. Why do you wish to misdirect so many people into thinking we are something we are not? Anyway thanks for luring me here with Dongs and pulling the rug out from underneath me.

Btw, Keep up the good work

:gb2gbs:

[Goon Culture or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the dong]

Well done, Sardy. You've taken it upon yourself to speak for all of us (in and outside of the game), and you did not disappoint.

Thanks Nippy, that means a lot to me.

[Astronaut Jones has trust issues.]

what lol

[The terrible dangers of too much war and too much peace]

Astute as ever Lam.

[An Unexpected Love Triangle: The story of the NpO/NPO GOONS Protectorate]

That answered all of my questions. Well written, Sardonic.

Thanks guys! If you can think of any topic you'd like covered next, I'd be glad to do it.

The protectorate and everything is here: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=54702

Thanks for this, this really makes me feel like we've come a long way from the "You're not GOONS" period.

[TOP-CnG War Web 2010-02-07]

I am not.

[TOP_v_CnG War Web 2.8]

Slight correction I'd make: TMF has peaced out.