Krashnaia's Blog

Entered the golden city, blackening it and became the first darkspawn

I believe they were involved in opening Pandora's Box.

Super Mario Bros. 3 is the best game in human history. All their other sins are forgiven if this is indeed true.

Funny.

- Convinced George Lucas to film the Prequel Triology to Star Wars

This is a fallacy.

They did convince him to remake the Original Trilogy, however the prequels can be blamed on GWB.

Don't forget they faked the moon landing and orchestrated 911

What, no references to drowning Bob with their ?

What's wrong with SMB?

This list looks far too short to be true.

MK did 9/11

We did not attempt to spread communism in America if we had they would be communist. We did spread communism in China and Russia though.

-Being GOONS' best friend

I thought umb was your best friend ;_;

I thought umb was your best friend ;_;

You're both our best friends!

They took our jobs.

this list is inaccurate:

Scientologist killed JFK

We did not attempt to spread communism in America if we had they would be communist. We did spread communism in China and Russia though.

Don't be so braggart, you must acknowelde you have lost some wars in the past. Evil is sometimes twarted, like when you lost Hitler's head back in Mandoras. God knows how many failed schemes you have attemped while running the Illuminatti and the Zionist World Council.

Pretending to be playing Chess is only a cover up. The world is not prepared yet to understand what you are really playing.

I sence a wee bit of sarcasm.

Archon eats kitten babies.

I agree with all the points listed above.

Bad MK

Mushroom Kingdom took Ivan Moldavi's mother out for a very nice seafood dinner and never called her again.

What's wrong with SMB?

I was not meaning the Game.

I was meaning The Movie

[rolls a Sanity Check]

I was meaning The Movie

MK needs to be rolled for this.

Of course we sold weapons to the Third Reich. You didn't expect the Mushreich to go without aiding our brothers, did you?

hoarding the world's supply of bacon.