Sir Paul Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) Sir Paul's Sing Along War Reports ----- Current Report: - March 16, 2010.----- Delivered on Wednesday, this 6th Day of May, in the 2009th Year of Our Lord before the Assembled BODY REPUBLIC Five Years, Eight Months and 6 Days after the Day of Order. ----- It has become clear that the usual methods of diplomacy and international discourse are not enough to overcome the level of hatred, fear, and polarization that has become a hallmark of Cybernations. There was a time when we could have whole wars without nuclear weapons, spying was taboo, and alliances would surrender to the Order. Today, the world is upside down, with high global radiation counts, spies as common as the air, and nations offering ME surrender terms. The Order has decided that in to put right that which has gone wrong, we shall release our most potent weapon that causes our enemies to flee before us: Pacifican Music sung by Sir Paul More painful to Karma-aligned nations than Vogon Poetry, I shall endeavor to produce these reports on the Pacifican Progress of the war until the conflict is over. I shall melt your frozen hearts with a fresh Pacifican song. May 6, 2009 May 9, 2009 - May 21, 2009 - July 5, 2009 - July 21, 2009 - November 22, 2009 - December 26, 2009 - December 30, 2009 - March 1, 2010. - March 16, 2010.... Y5.T2.1z - TBD ----- Here what people are saying about Sir Paul's Sing Along Reports: Anything too stupid to be said is sung. God-awful. I had to RickRoll myself to cleanse my ears I want 2:59 seconds of my life back, that was horrible. I must say that I will never look upon the original song with the same fondness.Thank you, Sir Paul. I'm so greatful, in fact, that I'll pay for your singing lessons personally. My advice for you about your up-and-coming music career is to have someone else write your songs. Trust me on this. NPO wins again with this epic waste of three minutes of my life. ----- I pray that the blessing of Almighty Admin may rest upon your counsels. Sir Paul Imperial Clerk New Pacific Order Edited March 18, 2010 by Sir Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamJoe Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I lol'd To be fair, it was pretty bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Witty, fresh, hilarious, catchy, in tune. All words I couldn't in good conscience use to describe this. </golfclap> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agafaba Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 So NPO endorses OOC attacks on our ears now huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x Tela x Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Excellent song. I'll buy the album! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akama Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'll admit, this announcment made me laugh. But the singing made my ears bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm glad I don't have the necessary plugins to listen to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortath Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 So NPO endorses OOC attacks on our ears now huh? Are your ears the "being" that controls your IC character? Mine would probably be my gall bladder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tygaland Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Are your ears the "being" that controls your IC character?Mine would probably be my gall bladder. Oh, I was going to say your tech deal gland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Cash Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 not even page one and this thread is already delivering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan V Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) I'm glad I don't have the necessary plugins to listen to it. Be glad that you don't. Kinda funny, in a way tho... Edited May 7, 2009 by Ivan V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 This song made my icy heart melt a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delendum Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 This made me chuckle a few times, I liked it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revan09 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 At least he sings better than Hannah Montana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 At least he sings better than Hannah Montana. How dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I need some plug-in that it can't find, you should upload it to youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timeline Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) "two weeks later on, we still number one how about that" Well lets see what your witty line will be in two weeks ? maybe you can use this ? "OMG we number four, what I said was a lie before, how will we recover, BoB knows were all cloak and dagger" Edited May 7, 2009 by Timeline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 At least he sings better than Hannah Montana. Tis is the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revan09 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 "two weeks later on, we still number one how about that"Well lets see what your witty line will be in two weeks ? maybe you can use this ? "OMG we number four, what I said was a lie before, how will we recover, BoB knows were all cloak and dagger" OMG, I like your sig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I approve of this commentary on your audience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leetopia II Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 "two weeks later on, we still number one how about that"Well lets see what your witty line will be in two weeks ? maybe you can use this ? "OMG we number four, what I said was a lie before, how will we recover, BoB knows were all cloak and dagger" Hey NPO you should listen to this guy, clearly he knows funny better than you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I laughed, I even clapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Alexander Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) More painful to Karma-aligned nations than Vogon Poetry, I shall endeavor to produce these reports on the Pacifican Progress of the war until the conflict is over. I shall melt your frozen hearts with a fresh Pacifican song. I have some agothian poetry if you wish to continue down this road Good song Edited May 7, 2009 by Shamshir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomhower Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Psychological warfare now there's a new trick for NPO... >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessro07 Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 ahahaha, I loved the song. 5/5. I look forward to the next one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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