UberSpion Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) [color="#800080"][b][size="6"][font="Arial Black"][center]iFOK State of the Alliance.[/center][/font][/size][/b][/color] [center] [img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/1/17/IFOKWarFlag.gif[/img][/center] [size="4"][font="Comic Sans MS"] [color="#800080"]Coming to you live from the glowing nation of DailyValtrex.... From the blistering heat and gentle fallout it pains me to say that we are in troubled times that could last for a lifetime. iFOK and its allies continue to wage their war against the New Polar Order and her Allies. Although when thinking about it, how "New" is the "New Polar Order." It's been what? 5+ years now of their declaration of recent geographical opposite order. I digress The initial conflict was seen as a must in defense of our allies, but now with the strategic excellence radiating from NpO's allies in their recent attacks have caused much upheaval within Pandora, and iFOK itself. The masterfully commanded update blitz from UPN was seen as a monumental turn for the worst for iFOK and Friends; as within hours their blitz already took the form of a special forces like team of a dozen nations, unmercifully attacking without regard for their own safety. [s]Thankfully they recognized the clause in their constitution that states: "No member is to attack any other Purple nation, unless in defense of their own nation or the Alliance."[/s] The private channels erupted in a bellowing commotion of both fear and uncertainty for the future. Meetings have already begun in preparation for our possible withdrawal from the conflict due to the overbearing heat received from the skillful application, and chess like performance of UPN. We are in complete disarray after seeing that the United [s]States Navy[/s] Sovereign Nations joined the fight. They made a most excellent sacrifice for their ally UPN by committing [s]their entire alliance[/s] 18 nations to the war.. [s]Unlike UPN's elite forces composing of maybe 20 nations total.[/s] Forming the same gorilla like strategy as UPN. We at iFOK look outward to the community for support in these troubled times. We can only commend our current enemy combatants on their excellent strategy and their leaky faucet like commitment to the war. We all hope in iFOK, that our possible disbandment will not be met with shame or deemed undeserving. Therefore I open this thread for the support of iFOK and her Allies during these troubled times. Please feel free to leave encouraging words and thoughts in this thread. Good Luck and Admin Bless Cybernations. Signed, /Uber Post Master General of iFOK[/color][/font][/size] p.s. comic sans ftw Edited January 19, 2011 by UberSpion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 iFOK is worthless, god we should have just replaced you with MK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Space Directorate Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) This thread is your no.1 place for updates on the war. All other sources are untrustworthy, deceitful and do not use such an awesome font. Brought to you live, from the smoldering ruins of the former iFOK state. Please don't hurt us anymore, we're fragile and start crying easily. Edited January 19, 2011 by Free Space Directorate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dy Cazaril Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 The comic sans... it burns my eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Well done. I'm glad you're living up to your history of being good sports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 O/ iFOK Onwards Rollers Onwards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Surrender your nations immediately, there is no hope against the UPN menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirreille Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I really just came here to comment on the excellent font used here, but have fun with your wars. If you manage to wriggle out from under that pile of AAs you might be able to sprint for the goal line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Clearly iFOK was the biggest threat faced by NpO, thus bringing such military powerhouses to bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffyewunga Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Admit it, you just love the attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hi Uberrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikita Ilyich Lenin Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='fluffyewunga' timestamp='1295469865' post='2584202'] Admit it, you just love the attention [/quote] we're the prettiest girl at the ball :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anchorbaby Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='UberSpion' timestamp='1295468916' post='2584167'] Forming the same gorilla like strategy. [/quote] You have my official, unofficial support due to this sentence. That and you feed me pizza every now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberSpion Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) [quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1295470776' post='2584226'] Hi Uberrrr [/quote] [font="Comic Sans MS"][color="#800080"]iFOK appreciates your continued support to the alliance and the continued epic manlove that we enjoy.[/color][/font] Edited January 19, 2011 by UberSpion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 It's almost like UPN and USN are following a plan and you simply aren't getting it... ...nahhhh that can't be true, can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) [b][font="Lucida Console"]When I saw that UPN had entered the fray, I knew it all was over. Good luck, guys. I only wish there were words that could console your troubled spirits at a moment like this. I remorsefully await your surrender to these aggressive powers and pray your enemies show you mercy.[/font][/b] Edited January 19, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1295469129' post='2584172'] iFOK is worthless, god we should have just replaced you with MK [/quote] I agree. I guess we can all assume, somewhere someone in NEW is loling right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Thank you uber for your dedication to the alliance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Space Directorate Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='MikeTheFirst' timestamp='1295471239' post='2584241'] Thank you uber for your dedication to the alliance! [/quote] What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberSpion Posted January 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 [quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1295471067' post='2584234'] It's almost like UPN and USN are following a plan and you simply aren't getting it... ...nahhhh that can't be true, can it? [/quote] [color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Hal I completely see what you are trying to say. Their elite nations obviously only required the minimum amount of soldiers to defend their nations, in times of war, as they are super soldiers specially scripted by admin for those epic enough to obtain them. Read me like a book... Why didn't I think of this sooner... [/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Buscemi Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) I know I take my daily Valtrex. Do you? Edited January 19, 2011 by Steve Buscemi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 (edited) [quote name='UberSpion' timestamp='1295471308' post='2584243'] [color="#800080"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Hal I completely see what you are trying to say. Their elite nations obviously only required the minimum amount of soldiers to defend their nations, in times of war, as they are super soldiers specially scripted by admin for those epic enough to obtain them. Read me like a book... Why didn't I think of this sooner... [/font][/color] [/quote] Actually if I had UPN backing me up I'd want extra kevlar for my arse because I'm confident that at least one of them will shoot me by accident. [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=56575"]This one for example has friendly fire written all over him.[/url] USN is more competent however. [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=67098"]Ok, maybe not[/url]. Maybe trying to lull you into a false sense of security? Edited January 19, 2011 by ChairmanHal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 Just when we thought we could live without another UberSpion thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 I read the words, but the comic sans and purple text meant I have know idea what you said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 19, 2011 Report Share Posted January 19, 2011 And you guys wonder why we had to hit iFOK with 10 billion alliances. We have UPN on our side for god's sake!!!!! No I know UPN didn't do well on their blitz, but they at least stood up for their allies. I'm looking forward to our war iFOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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