Pikachujc Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img][/center] North Korea is always getting blamed for things it didn't do. Why do people think we have nuclear weapons? Just because of a few small nuclear tests, and some North Korean broadcasts subtly hinting that we might use them? And yet people always get mad at us. Even our best friend China won't visit us anymore. They say that their socks are in the laundromat, or the next episode of [i]The Glades[/i] is on. We knew China was lying because no one watches [i]The Glades[/i]. On top of this, everyone keeps yelling at Kim Jong-il, just because he enjoys a nice meal. Apparently, [i]just[/i] because your people are starving, you're not allowing to enjoy a filling meal, and [i]apparently[/i] seven courses, composed of lobster, red wine, rare steak and a multi-layered pound cake is "excessive". To discover why everyone treats North Korea so much worse than the other nuclear-armed, boat-sinking countries, Kim Jong-il went undercover in America, cleverly disguised to look exactly like a slightly more sexually appealing Brad Pitt. There he discovered that poor, ignorant people believe that North Korea starves its people and has prison camps filled with hundreds of thousands of prisoners. He couldn't believe it. Did people there not watch the North Korean news? Did they not know that North Korea is a paraside, full of paved roads, hinged doors and Kim Jong-il? Not even America has Kim Jong-il. Shocked, Kim Jong-il returned to North Korea. On the way, he had a revelation. He realised that North Korea has caused immense jealously and envy the World over, because of its material affluence, highly trained and well-equipped armed forces, and tasteful collection of ornamental dolls. But despite all this, Kim Jong-il knew North Korea still has a heart of gold. When terrorists need a helping hand with their little bombs, North Korea is always there. When South Koreans need help escaping from their decrepit and backwards quagmire, North Korea is always eagre to help kidnap them. Truly jealously is the only reason why someone would dislike North Korea. But all the hate got Kim Jong-il down. And he decided that he no longer wanted to rule a country. He'd rather be a professional Euchre player. And so ends the Nutty North Koreans. Before we disappear, I'd just like to say that we enjoyed our time on Planet Bob. We enjoyed playing our own way, being a little bit different. And we enjoyed the individuals who loved NNK, and its announcements, both inside NNK and out. But we've had a hilarious year, and made some wonderful friends. When we were founded one year ago, we never believed we'd get this far, and end on such a good note. To all the individuals and alliances who helped us along the way, we extend our thanks. Oh, and never forget, [center][img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/3565759415_f5b0beed7e.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Legacy will be protecting the Nutty North Korean AA for a million jillion zillion years. BACK OFF....I'm looking at you...yes you...GET AWAY. Hail NNK, you guys were great friends and great allies for a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 And here I was expecting the title to be a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) That's sad, NNK flags were one of my favorite jobs. Edited January 5, 2011 by D34th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 THIS MAKES ORACULAR SAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Sarmatian Empire' timestamp='1294197325' post='2563848'] Legacy will be protecting the Nutty North Korean AA for a million jillion zillion years. BACK OFF....I'm looking at you...yes you...GET AWAY. [/quote] GOONS will not allow the abominable trend of late, where multiple alliances protect single parties, to continue. GOONS, and only GOONS, will be protecting NNK while they seek new homes or depart this planet. Farewell, NNK. *edit: typo Edited January 5, 2011 by SirWilliam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Farewell and good luck you will be missed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1294197550' post='2563854'] GOONS will not allow the abominable trend of late, wherein multiple alliances protect single parties, to continue. GOONS, and only GOONS, will be protecting NNK while they seek new homes or depart this planet. Farewell, NNK. [/quote] This is a lie, no one believe this man. Sarm posted first...therefore he can protect NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Sarmatian Empire' timestamp='1294197667' post='2563857'] This is a lie, no one believe this man. Sarm posted first...therefore he can protect NNK [/quote] Well shoot, you [i]were[/i] first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 ITT: Legacy loves us more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batallion Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Is this for real...? No way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1294197813' post='2563859'] Well shoot, you [i]were[/i] first. [/quote] Check and mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 You never were the same after Der leader left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falloutboy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 You were the only micro whos OWF posts weren't filled with !@#$. o/ NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Minutiae' timestamp='1294197877' post='2563863'] ITT: Legacy loves us more [/quote] ITT: NNK love them more D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 This is completely, completely depressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Comrade Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 This is sad to hear! Good luck to all the NNK'ers! We will miss you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squid33 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I shall shed a tear for the best Korea tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetman Vladislav Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Way to ruin 2011 for me guys. D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 This makes me sad, I really liked you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrod Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 While I had my differences with NNK in the end, I am sincerely sad to see them go. As a previous leader of NNK I enjoyed the different kind of alliance they could be. And in the end I think the found themselves down a path that was not intended for them. While I am sad to see you go, I think it was for the best. One last time. Goodbye Der. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [font="Georgia"]Can you guys undisband?[/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 I'll miss you guys, even if it's only because of your great announcements. North Korea is best Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Mathias' timestamp='1294201746' post='2563957'] [font="Georgia"]Can you guys undisband?[/font] [/quote] I second this motion. NNK, you are ruled undisbanded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando12 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 This !@#$@#$ sucks. Not Accept. NNK cannot disband, NNK must reband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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