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tl;dr the new TotalFark Council is
Randomly Jim (Speaker of the Council)
Kahiel
Ironone
905
Mr. Cynical

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I just had this dream last night, or am I having it now...? Anyway, it won't stop the coming revolution. So in light of this new encoded information you've provided, I must realign the orbital configuration of agent-controllers hidden in the communication satellites that manipulate the intelligence organs tracking you and all those affiliated with your faction! Which obviously entailed the woman behind the McQuickBurger stand that tried to put a tracking device in my Diet Crush, who was sending coded signs to the naked man at the metro bus station who was watching me. Which obviously means they are included in the cabal of my "handlers" AKA The Third Party AKA Fark AKA the Good Samaritan State Mental Institution! HA I'M on to you FARK!Now I DEMAND the alliance of Farkistan QUIT STEALING MY THOUGHTS! I said STOP! You're doing it right now! You're in my tooth aren't you?!

*runs off to get pliers*


-Also, congrats on your impressive erections. (awesome announcement, too)

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personally i just eat tinfoil. Like, say instead of salt, i sprinkle tiny pieces of foil on my mashed taters. It adds a little spark that really brings the whole meal together. also it has the same effects that wearing it does cause now im actually made of tinfoil. thats how it works right?

anyway im sleepy so im gonna go now, ok?

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