Kahiel

My condolences and prayers to the family and friends of Tito.

The Farkistan Liberation Army has taken note of the overt abdication of our Admin sworn duty to rid Bob of rust! It shall not stand, or at lest it won't stand as soon as I get the gumption to complain, or something.

If it only saves one ally! U mad bro?

It is obvious with the mad power grab made by Cable77 and yourself that extreme measures must be taken. In order to ensure democratic rule, the executive branch has been eliminated and the powers vested there transferred to the democratically elected Council. Additionally, it is also apparent to further ensure the security of the democracy that the power of the Squirrel must be severely limited. Without these safeguards our democracy will be in danger from power hungry autocrat!

The Total Fark Council is still the illegitimately erected government of Farksitan. This power grab will not stand. Cable77 and 905 are now considered enemies of the state and will be treated as such.

So waht, you thinik that bacsue you are a big man ouy cna define the charter???? We willl make you sept donw NOW!

Not that injecting reason into this forum will have any effect on the tenuously held beliefs but here goes... This is not a tech raid. FAIL declared a state of war with Fark and other alliances. He specifically eschewed the peace negotiated with the Equilibrium coalition which then requires that he negotiate with each alliance separately, which he has not done. If someone declares a state of war with Fark, we will oblige them, if he wants peace, we are willing to discuss terms.

Screw you and your little dog too!

Crap! My thoughts and prayers go with FAN and his family. [img]http://www.thewalkingdead.org/images/350_21_Gun_Salute.jpg[/img]

I see what you did there... Oh and just because; [img]http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/773087/jolie_molie/wpn_garand.jpg[/img]

My condolences on your loss. [img]http://www.farkistan.org/Smileys/farkistan/salute.gif[/img]

Man ya'all make hard targets when yas staggerin drunk through the woods. Here's one to all the brave pixels who gave their lives in the vietFAN conflict.

[quote name='Isaac MatthewII' timestamp='1328399507' post='2914611'] Really, what is a FARK...you guys are almost as insane as RIA. [/quote] Only almost? Darn we were trying for bat %&#* crazy.

[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1328335181' post='2914324'] congrats Tums and the FAN spy [/quote] Which ones?

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

[quote name='Unknown Smurf' timestamp='1322962419' post='2861211'] (This is based on my memory so details may be off..) Back in the day Fark was 'opposed' to the NPO 'side' (old GOONS was a significant player in this story, but FAN/GGA/\m//IRON/NpO etc. were all NPO supporters). I use the word opposed loosely because they were not openly against them, but they weren't aligned to them (similar to VE 1.0). They were afraid what would happen to them considering what happened to VE 1.0 (and others, see ONOS, GPA, etc) so they ended up treatying NPO. Half of their membership revolted because they didn't want to treaty NPO, and GOONS egged on a few prominent members to leave and create TotalFarkistan, the alliance basically split in half. GOONS also gave a protectorate (or MDP, can't remember) to TF!. Fark eventually declared war on TF! and GOONS rolled them. Under the direction of NPO, GOONS kept Fark at war for a long time and then extracted reps for them and then required Fark to sell their donations to GOONS and NPO nations for 6 months or whatever. A lot of people were enraged they had to pay other realm money for reps. Old GOONS did pay Bob dongs for the donations in quite a few occasions, but I don't believe NPO did. [/quote] It's so far off, you're not even in the right time zone.

My condolences and prayers go out to Ding's family and friends.

It is good to see a true effort to return the once great Gramlins to their former glory! It is also bitter sweet to have so many good friends from Fark move away but Bob will be a better place for it. Onward Gramlins! Stay Thirsty My Friends!

Hooray for Beer! Oh and Happy Birthday too!

[img]http://home.btconnect.com/rdi/frazer.jpg[/img] Congrats to my fellow [s]suckers[/s]councilpersons.

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[quote name='Queltocz' date='06 June 2010 - 06:08 PM' timestamp='1275862107' post='2326813'] Please drink [s]responsibly[/s] heavily [/quote] There FIFY

I... Uhm... Well, I give them an F for effort a A for beer choices and another F for trying to slip that one past...

Oh gods that voice... it's hypnotic.

[quote name='Aeternos Astramora' date='31 January 2010 - 08:41 PM' timestamp='1264988496' post='2148922'] My second theory: FAN purposely created this thread, which isn't true, in order to influence Fark's elections the OTHER way, to the REAL spies. [/quote] Maybe we created the thread to influence FANs attempts to manipulate the Fark elections to influence FAN's leadership...