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We're doomed.

The OP reminds me of that horrible [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_talk_to_strangers"]Antonio Banderas/Rebecca DeMornay flick[/url] where DeMornay is stalking herself.

War is over, let the recriminations begin.

Hali? o\

Hali? o\ In reality, one of our admins blitzed the HD that had our consulates. Instead of fixing it, they surrendered.

I don't often like to see old alliances re-form, but when I do, it's the Gramlins.

History lessons are the things that make you nod knowingly when the knuckledraggers in GOONs and PC preemptively attack NPO without a CB. Only n00bs think history isn't relevant to 2011. Far too much is forgotten in this game, imo. As for the turnover in TPF, well, if the joiners want the AA, they get the baggage that comes with it. I haven't seen anything which shows me that they've started regularly douching since their Continuum/UJP days. There's a whole world out there to be friendly with. Alliances whose major historical antecedents include !@#$ting on Fark remain ensconced at the bottom of the list of people I'd like to roll with.

[quote name='mhawk' timestamp='1305009534' post='2709517'] we're at the point we don't have enough people active from that long ago to even remember what you're talking about. [/quote] If Fark had your history, we'd actively try to forget it, too.

[quote name='fireguy15207' timestamp='1304999288' post='2709477'] Yeah, but I think our betrayal goes a little bit further than the ones Sparta and MHA supposedly committed. [/quote] People posting about betrayal from 4 years ago > people posting about betrayal from 2 years ago. Yeah, we still remember. There are unchecked boxes on Fark's bucket list that go back pretty far.

[quote name='Judge X' timestamp='1304655162' post='2707311'] THIS. IS. MOST INTERESTING! Why was I not invited to the party Gonftw?! Anyways congrats. o/ Destructor Fleets [/quote] Check your AA. And if you can't figure it out by checking your AA, check the history books. And if you can't figure it out by checking the history books, check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Unpronounced brings up something I'd missed. [quote name='Hadrian' timestamp='1304600879' post='2706811'] An old man, an obese man, a slave, and a paper man all coming together. Impressive. Jibes aside, good luck. [/quote] Crap, I was never all that good at symbolism. Is Fark the fat man? To be more accurate, could I get it amended to "a chubby man with 18 inches of dangling fury"?

hali? o\ Dos Equis! /I knew about this before... mogar

[quote name='Cable77' timestamp='1285950603' post='2471152'] Could be worse, you could get stuck with someone with a Messiah Complex. [/quote] This. Also, Hali? o\

[quote name='New Frontier' timestamp='1285711942' post='2467238'] I'm confused. GGA had a prime? [/quote] I'm confused. GGA nations had an "optimal fighting condition"?

I'd post "Hali? o\" but I think I need to ask Hoo's permission first.

Woo hoo, let's get None sanctioned ASAP!

[quote name='ktarthan' date='31 May 2010 - 12:53 PM' timestamp='1275335599' post='2318056'] Every day without UE's stats is another day of hating Comcast. [/quote] Bump, I'm here so infrequently that my post may count as a gravedig, but the demise of this stat thread is a tremendous shame. /don't taze me, mods

Since Salthius is now gonzo, perhaps this festering boil of a treaty will also follow him into oblivion. GOD oughta take a mulligan.

Karma is a massive !@#$%*, ain't it. Now if someone would only take out Rebel Virginia on the next trash day.

Samuel L. Jackson was seated in 18B to escort him to Hawaii.

Not up for me. This post isn't a complaint, just a note that I appreciate your efforts in gathering, compiling and hosting these stats and hope you're able to work through the server/bandwidth problems.

Aqua radio silence FTW

We're making plenty of small targets for them. Hali? O\ TOH

War: Yes Pants: No

Thanks for your crack analysis, which failed to account for the substantial amount of time we spent trying to resolve this diplomatically, and the fact that aid that isn't sent doesn't show up on aid screens. Stay in your lane.