Divi Filius Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) [center][url=http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/720641/f3df4b3f/en_nu_gaan_we_bouncen.html][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/cybernations/images/f/f4/Fokflag.png[/img][/url] [size="4"][b] FOK Announcement[/b][/center][/size] Dear awesome people and wickedJ[CSN][color="#FF0000"]*[/color], I'll keep this announcement 100% clear and without any shenanigans, as the previous [color="#FF8C00"][b]FOK[/b][/color] (-related) topics caused quite a bit of confusion. First of all, Sibren is [u][b]NOT[/b][/u] the new President of [color="#FF8C00"][b]FOK[/b][/color]. His [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=90856"][b]announcement[/b][/url] from a few weeks ago - wherein he claimed to have overthrown me and where he crowned himself '[i]Champion of the people[/i]' - was just his (admittedly weird) way of saying that we were going to have new elections and that he was going to run against me. Unfortunately for him though, he can only claim the title '[i]Champion of 12% of the people[/i]' and therefore I have just been elected to my second term as President of [color="#FF8C00"][b]FOK[/b][/color]. Secondly, just to make sure, I am [u][b]NOT[/b][/u] an NSO spy. Contrary to what Sjakiliv [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=91145&st=0"][b]claimed[/b][/url] a while ago, I did not run an NSO spy ring in [color="#FF8C00"][b]FOK[/b][/color]. Although I do consider myself somewhat of a visionairy in the sense that I can predict some events shortly before they take place, starting an NSO-spyring in [b][color="#FF8C00"]FOK[/color][/b] a year and half before NSO was founded is even beyond my capacities. NSO and Sibren (yes, him [i]again[/i]) were simply fooling around with Sjakiliv and apparently he truly believed that LUE and NSO spies were secretly fighting for the control of the universe in the #nso channel. Last and most certainly least, I semi-proudly present my new goverment : [center] [u][b]Minister of Internal Affairs - oinkoink12[/b][/u] As the #3 nation in Planet Bob, oink obviously knows his business when it comes to nationbuilding. He's also very active and a big fan of constructive criticism, so all in all a perfect pick for Interal Affairs. [u][b]Minister of Economics - wietze[/b][/u] wietze is a geek in the truest sense of the word, that's why I love him so much! He enjoys crunching the numbers and studying the statistics, so he will make a excellent Minister of Economics. [u][b]Minister of Defense - feestaap1[/b][/u] The only bad thing there is to say about feestaap1 is that he's from Belgium, but we forgive him for that. He has a brilliant strategic mind and will surely lead FOK to great victories, if there will ever be a war. [u][b]Minister of Foreign Affairs - ArneS[/b][/u] Well, yeah... [/center] That was pretty much it for today. To distract you from all the things I've just mentioned above, I'll just leave you with the image of the [s][b]retarded[/b][/s] silly polar bear : [center][img]http://www.coolavatars.org/wp-content/uploads/avatar_2637.gif[/img][/center] ~Divi Filius [size="1"][color="#FF0000"]* Yes, I did that last part on purpose[/color][/size] [i]tl;dr for the lazy people - Nobody loves Sibren. - Divi Filius is awesome, but not an NSO spy. - New FOK govt. - Polar bears are cool.[/i] Edited September 2, 2010 by Divi Filius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congratz to all those elected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Poor FOK, you have my sympathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersoup Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 kk thank you for that massage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 meh....another 3 months in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congratulations on FOK! elections being peaceful and without undue bloodshed. Still needs more Harry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Dam Sjakiliv, for telling the truth about NSO spies spread across Bob. Divi Filius good job on the cover up. o/ FOK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre27 Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Always knew the Sith were masters at long term planning and now they've succeeded in placing their pawn on the FOK throne. Anyway, it refreshing to see a real no-nonsense announcement for a change from FOK. Congratulations on your election. Could you do us all a favour and tell FARK how to use proper grammar for "Elections", perhaps they'll pick up on it and make their announcements a bit more mature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArneS Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Democracy at its worst.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 this is terrible why would you do this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 o7 Oinkoink. A great player and a great leader for IA. All the best FOK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delector Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congrats FOKers! o/LEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congratz FOK, glad to see Divi's ruthless grip on power has not been loosened in the slightest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Noldorin Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congratulations Divi. I also agree that Polar bears are [s][b]retarded[/b][/s] silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Obligatory democracy Looking FOKin' good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interstat Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congrats to FOK and their democratic dictator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Don't know any of them. Good luck anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 All hail Dictator Divi! And ArneS? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Good to see sensibleness has been resumed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted September 2, 2010 Report Share Posted September 2, 2010 Congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 I got a good laugh out of this. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heggo Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 I'll get you yet LUE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Smyth Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Congrats FOK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Quebec Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 Thank you for the polar bear image. I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofastleft Posted September 3, 2010 Report Share Posted September 3, 2010 I read the OP 3 times and still can't find any Sanity in it. Guess I will go read it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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