C'est la Lutte Finale Dispatch from the Mushroom Kommune
Arise,
ye workers from your slumber, stand up all prisoners of the passive,
bourgeoise politics of this wretched planet! For too long the nations
of the Kommune have been entrapped in a world made economically viable
by the vain and preening indulgences of the donating classes. But let us
not be fooled: as we fight ever more meaningless wars, the means of
production on Bob have become decoupled from any potential interest in
the game. Great hulking collosi of wasted strength with no relevance to
the working man are holding this decrepit system together. These nations
cannot be redeemed, and so the revolution must start and end with us.
One may say that this slaughter runs counter to the spirit of Archon's
philosophy of harmony and Karma. But as Bertolt Brecht once said, “the
more innocent they are, the more they deserve to be shot”, and so it is
here. If this is not Archonism, then Archon himself is not an Archonist.
Henceforth there shall be no war between factions and no peace between classes.
The factions united will never be defeated. Not one step back, comrades.
¡No pasaran!
¡No pasaran!
¡No pasaran!
¡PASAREMOS!