Alistair Thorrington Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] As many of you know, North Korea is perhaps the greatest country in existence. We have all the modern benefits that you'd come to expect from a high class nation: grass, a tasteful selection of breath mints, and even doors. But North Korea is so much more than just its bells and whistles, it is down right pleasant. Hear what these satisfied customers have to say about North Korea: "If I had to choose between North Korea, and jumping off a bridge, I'd probably choose North Korea." - Jim "I love North Korea... please, can I go home now?" - Sally "North Korea is my - what's this word say? Ah, favourite." - Bill Whenever completely unscripted, unforced and uncoerced testimonies are heard by completely random, unrehearsed people, you know it must be good. But that's not what I'm here to talk about. Because today, North Korea has hit a milestone. We've reached 250 members and 7,500,000 Nation Strength. Unfortunately, in a freak accident, 232 of our members and 7,350,000 of our Nation Strength was hit by a car while coming home from the pub. And the only reason you didn't see us sanctioned was because we're a bit of a wallflower at parties. You probably didn't notice us. But they were there. And I'd like you all to take a moment of silence from your loud reading to remember the hundreds lost in that freak car crash. To send out their condolences for the loss of 93% of our members, [u]Menotah and NNK have decided to sign an ODP.[/u] Yep, it's that binding treaty where if one of us gets attacked, the other can defend us if they want to. We also promised not to insult each other and commit espionage, because if it isn't outlined in a treaty, we're definitely going to do all that stuff. [img]http://www.listphile.com/Propaganda_Poster_Collections_Online/North_Korean_Propaganda_Posters_-_Recent/image/stop.jpg[/img] Stop! Have you saved power today? [img]http://www.dprkcool.com/catalog/C_P_024i_a.jpg[/img] No? Do it now! [img]http://www.pauliddon.net/img/n%20korea%20satellite.jpg[/img] Goooooooooooooooood. Just letting you know we're still here, and we haven't drifted off into the ether just yet. Have a North Korific evening, everyone. And remember: [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/3565759415_f5b0beed7e.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevastationStation Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Sad, but necessary ... err what? Seriously though, pretty funny stuff. EDIT: Missed that you signed an ODP, congrats. Edited June 6, 2010 by DevastationStation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 I love you guys. Keep it up NNK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husker Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 This is funny stuff. o/ Propaganda o/ Justin Bieber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelopez Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Please I can only to love you~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Looks like I'm the first NNK to reply. Approved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 [quote name='Pikachujc' date='06 June 2010 - 09:24 AM' timestamp='1275830640' post='2326243'] Looks like I'm the first NNK to reply. Approved [/quote] Pika, I heard you and Vesta tied up the much more reasonable Pimpleman and shot a torpedo at your neighbors to the south? Care to comment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 I frown upon this announcement. Just look at that flag, the 2nd person. Anyway..congrats.. And change that flag.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leprecon Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 I love reading NNK announcements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 It's always sad to see stats get hit by a bus RIP nations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Meh No Sea-of-fire No Songun Way No Bark Recipes No Field Leadership 2.4 Still there was quality artwork. Revision under-the-gun. 3.755 You know... Rapid Attack Batallion might be a good name for an alliance. Any Purpa Commies in deh house? Edited June 6, 2010 by HalfEmpty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey67500 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Just to confirm, despite not actually having a treaty on paper, Menotah and NNK have an ODP. In efforts to stop global warming, we infact have an invisible but binding ODP. And we also give our condolences for the lost members. I'll make sure I tell Fireblade that driving his bus while drunk is bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altheus Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Good Stuff! Edited June 6, 2010 by Altheus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandler Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 You Nutty North Koreans bring me so much joy. o/ NNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Our treaty is totally binding... Oh, btw you are required to join CDT now. Edited June 6, 2010 by Fireblade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted June 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 [quote]I frown upon this announcement. Just look at that flag, the 2nd person. Anyway..congrats.. And change that flag..[/quote] That's not our flag, that's our banner. This is our flag: [img]http://blog.muchmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/0709-justin-bieber-main.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Loving me some NNK. Always liked your announcements. o/NNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 This announcement was way to serious for my taste. Congrats on the growth and ensuing tragedy. Serves you right for baning bacon in your alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Great stuff! o/NNK o/Menotah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted June 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 [quote name='kpcurley' date='06 June 2010 - 06:04 PM' timestamp='1275865438' post='2326912'] This announcement was way to serious for my taste. Congrats on the growth and ensuing tragedy. Serves you right for baning bacon in your alliance. [/quote] Bacon will always be banned! Its effect on the circulatory system is unforgivable by the Dear Leader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 [img]http://www.hottnez.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2461623176_40e02cece8.jpg[/img] Kim Il Sung, the Glorious Leader of Choson, smiles upon those who belong to the NNK for this announcement as shown in this piece of propaganda from Choson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 I expect something interesting from this alliance. Do not disappoint. Although with Justin B. having a spot on your flag.....this leads me to believe I should expect failure. Good Luck NNK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Razzia Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 um... have I really been gone that long? o___O Interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rextu Posted July 8, 2010 Report Share Posted July 8, 2010 And I thought the last time I'd see something remotely funny on these forums was THE DARK LORDS. Turns out, I was wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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