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Our head foreign ambassador (not including our president) has written a brief message about this dire situation.
Dear homeowner,
In this harsh Ezkonomic climate, we understand that rising upkeep costs can have a crippling effect on homes and citizens nationwide. Millions are struggling to cope with spiraling Menergy bills, and this is why we are committed to providing a great value bill reduction service.
Currently, we are delighted to announce that The Order Of Righteous Nations have placed an order with us - we are pleased to be working with them in order to achieve our target of 34% bill reduction. This will be achieved by shedding excess infrastructure, often the cause of many an excessive bill payment.
[b]Why Menotah?[/b]
- We have been voted Best Menergy Supplier* for 2 years running.
- We now offer homeowners the option of switching to nuclear Menergy, guaranteeing a further 16% reduction in your infrastructure bills.
- If you prefer paperless billing, you could save a further 4% off your Menergy.
- Speak to our experts using our live webchat service at #Menotah
We'd love to hear from you - so call us today.
* According to a survey of [i]The Ezkonomist[/i] readers
For those of you who are confused and like to skip to the end, this is a DoW against TORN to defend our allies in UPN. Good luck, have fun! Let this be an honorable fight.
Yours sincerely,
Ezko - Customer Service Manager
Fireblade - Fire insurance Manager
Bradford - Associate Fire insurance Manager