An annoucnement from Unity front

[MokhBhvellum]

Well I'm glad that you all were generally pretty nice about my announcement of existence, but you didn't really like the flag. I see that. So here s a *temporary* flag for Unity Front. If you want to make one thats better I would love the help. Thanks!
[url=z7.invisionfree.com/unityfront][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/oa0kec.jpg[/img][/url]

EDITED POST to say that that's the forum address in the flag near the bottom. visit us!

Edited March 2, 2010 by MokhBhvellum

[neneko]

Oh god it's worse :/

[MokhBhvellum]

Hey not cool.
And your block isnt the most unified--UNITY FRONT is! Were united even in terms of our name!

[thedarklordjay]

WOW. its even more F***ed up than the last one.

[fallin]

A charter would be nice. Do you have one?

[MokhBhvellum]

[quote name='fallin' date='02 March 2010 - 11:30 AM' timestamp='1267551227' post='2211461']
A charter would be nice. Do you have one?
[/quote]
yes here it is:
[b]What is UNITY FRONT?[/b]
Unity Front is an alliance that is sick and tired of the bickering in CN. No more treaty webs, no more fancy governments, we just agree. And if we don't agree...then...well...to hell with you! We have no goals, plans, or future, but it doesn't matter, because whether we win or lose, we will be [b]united[/b] throughout the whole ordeal. We're in this for the long haul, unless we agree not to be. Suck it.

[b]How do I join UNITY FRONT?[/b]
You just DO! If you're fed up with CN squabbles, then you're in! I mean, having a forum account and the right AA might help, but if you're with us, we'll stand [b]united[/b] with you. If you want to attack someone under our AA, go right ahead, but unless we were [b]united[/b] in your war, we will not defend you. Of course, if we [i]were[/i] [b]united[/b], we would all attack. Our military force is the finest in the land, with the possible exception of all those alliances with structured militaries. Suck it.

[b]So how does UNITY FRONT conduct war?[/b]
We just DON'T! Alliancewide wars are for the weak, each nation is obliged to look out for itself, and only itself. Aiding other Unity Front nations is encouraged, but not mandatory, as true [b]unity[/b] cannot be forced. If a whole bunch of Unity Front nations decide to go to war against the same target, it is their choice, and they have done do because they are [b]united[/b] against a common enemy. The war was not, and never will be, sanctioned by the alliance leadership, largely because there is none. Wait, what about the admin? Ok, he's a special case, he has the added bonus of controlling the forums. But, if a Unity Front nation wants to start a separate forum for the alliance, it is their choice, and if people move to that forum, they are free to do so as well. Why wouldn't that make the alliance un-[b]united[/b]? Because it's how we roll. Suck it.

[b]How does UNITY FRONT handle foreign affairs?[/b]
One simple answer: come on over! Our forums are welcome to everyone, and everyone has an equal say. We do NOT have official embassies on our forum, as that would cause dis[b]unity[/b] amount the diplomats. You can start a thread for members of your alliance to post on, and of course you can have your flag and such in your signature and avatar, but keep in mind that Unity Front will only sign treaties if we are all [b]united[/b] around the concept. And we probably won't be. Suck it.

[b]What color is UNITY FRONT?[/b]
Racist.

[b]Ok, really, what color is UNITY FRONT?[/b]
Any color you want. We like green, black, and white, since they're the colors of our flag, red, since the founders were red, blue, because it's a nice placid color, brown because of poop, and every other color because we believe in a [b]united[/b] color wheel. That's right. Even the colors will stand together. Suck it.

[b]Do I always have to capitalize UNITY FRONT in these questions?[/b]
No, but you have chosen to do so. (hint: I'm the one asking the questions!)
We like capitals because this is the internet, and our [b]united[/b] yelling voices sound cool. Suck it.

[b]Does UNITY FRONT endorse sucking it?[/b]
From the bottom of our hearts. [b]Unity.[/b] Suck it.

[b]Is UNITY FRONT basically anarchist?[/b]
YES! NNNYES!

[b]Are there any other stats about UNITY FRONT I need to know?[/b]
Hells yes! Without further ado, here are the vital statistics about Unity Front.

Name: Unity Front
Color: Invisible
Government: [URL=http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/21/213456-32-stockholm-sweden.jpg]Hello[/URL]
Alliance Anthem: [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rAHrHd2lcw]Beautiful![/URL]
Alliance Bird: [URL=http://i47.tinypic.com/k3xg81.jpg]Parrot Biden[/URL]
Alliance Catfish: [URL=http://moldychum.typepad.com/moldy_chum/images/2007/06/05/catfish.jpg]Catfish[/URL]
Alliance Dog: [URL=http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/O/8/cash.jpg]Catfish[/URL]
Alliance Euphemism: [URL=http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhofker/3531854435/]Gettin' your bone on.[/URL]
Alliance Freedoms: [URL=http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/71847/thumbs/s-RUSH-LIMBAUGH-VF-large.jpg]Vast[/URL]
Alliance God: [URL=http://www.kinthara.de/Bilder/Galery/screen/ra.jpg]Ra[/URL]
Alliance Hat: [URL=http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/ee/2009-12-28.jpg]Top[/URL]
Alliance Interruption: [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FRo9W-os3E]Kanye[/URL]
Alliance Jew: [URL=http://www.hephey.dk/media/Mel_Gibson/Mel_Gibson_210x180_01.jpg]Not who you would expect[/URL]
Alliance Kramer: [URL=http://latelequemepario.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/cosmo-kramer.jpg]Creepy as hell[/URL]
Alliance Large Hadron Collider: [URL=http://www.liveindia.com/news/Large-Hadron-Collider2.jpg]This one[/URL]
Alliance Mascot: [URL=http://www.flickr.com/photos/frankfarm/192242446/]Beard Papa[/URL]
Alliance Name: [URL=http://i47.tinypic.com/2na43lh.jpg]...Unity Front?[/URL]
Alliance Obelisk: [URL=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IzgH5zYM1A8/SZ4cgU4PR-I/AAAAAAAAAAM/Cak0P0hVjpw/S220/Egyptian-Obelisk-in-Central-Park-New-York.png]Chinese[/URL]
Alliance Parrot: [URL=http://wfnx.com/blogs/sandbox/blog%20images/June09/joe_biden_topless.jpg]Biden again[/URL]
Alliance Quarantine Zone: [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouagadougou]The city with the secksiest name in the world[/URL]
Alliance Rascals: [URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Ourgang.jpg]The one gettin' his bone on with the goat and the fat one.[/URL]
Alliance Sandwich: [URL=http://bensbiz.mlblogs.com/assets_c/2009/09/Trenton%20--%20Mustache%20Night%20Huge%20Sandwich-thumb-450x675-1543051.jpg]Huge[/URL]
Alliance TRACTOR: [URL=http://www.skyvalleyantiquetractor.com/images/tractor06.jpg]OMFG TRACTOR!!![/URL]
Alliance Unity: [URL=http://www.flickr.com/photos/pixelbuffer/68435601/]Abundant[/URL]
Alliance V: [URL=http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0635.html]Badass[/URL]
Alliance Wilson: [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-zaO-hUYag]Floaty[/URL]
Alliance X-Word That Isn't Xylophone: [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IgH2M02xek]Xerox[/URL]
Alliance Yams: [URL=http://www.tiu.ac.jp/~bduell/sp/usasp/pics/candied.yams.dish3.JPG]Candied[/URL]
Alliance Zealot: [URL=http://www.usdat.us/secretary/archives/2003-pat-robertson_1.jpg]Pat Robertson[/URL]

We wish you good luck from Unity Front. Roq awn.

[edikroma]

I see great things happening for this alliance, and for this thread.

[Lord Boris]

My eyes.... they hurt.

[Kevin McDonald]

Anyone this cavalier and casual about their alliance doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.

If you're serious about this alliance I suggest an attitude check. I only skimmed your charter and it looks pretty horrendous.

[Ernsters]

Oh wow, great work on the flag.... i gotta say, it is rather.. flashy. haha. Unity Front grows on me everyday

[Banksy]

That flag is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

[Acca Dacca]

Good luck, good sir.

Hopefully you wont need it.

[Devilyn Caster]

Good lord that flag is terrible.

For the love of Admin get this man a flag!

[Venom4Viper]

My eyes are burning!!

[Antonio Salovega VI]

[quote name='MokhBhvellum' date='02 March 2010 - 10:17 AM' timestamp='1267550463' post='2211450']
Well I'm glad that you all were generally pretty nice about my announcement of existence, but you didn't really like the flag. I see that. So here s a *temporary* flag for Unity Front. If you want to make one thats better I would love the help. Thanks![/quote]

You need some help. Since you like busy, I give you busy but with a wee touch of class.

[IMG]http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/qinqe/CN%20Graphics/AS6UnityFrontFlag.png[/IMG]

[John Shepard]

[quote name='MokhBhvellum' date='02 March 2010 - 05:17 PM' timestamp='1267550463' post='2211450']
[url=z7.invisionfree.com/unityfront][img]http://i45.tinypic.com/oa0kec.jpg[/img][/url]
[/quote]
That's some awesome flag.

[ratonbox]

Waaay too many colors in that flag, but the idea is nice. Keep working on it!

[Commisar Gaunt]

A flag only second in magnificence to Fly's flag

[Franz Ferdinand]

"I would personally recommend contracting a third-party to make you a flag so it will work much better than your current one."

[Fronz]

[quote name='Franz Ferdinand' date='02 March 2010 - 01:57 PM' timestamp='1267567247' post='2211722']
"I would personally recommend contracting a third-party to make you a flag so it will work much better than your current one."
[/quote]
Fronz says, "do what Franz says."

It would be very beneficial for our collective eyes

edit: for not or

Edited March 3, 2010 by Fronz

[Bob Ilyani]

Why the hell are Hudson's Bay and the Seas around Europe white, while the rest of the water is brown?

Fail flag is fail. You have your forums link on your flag. Get a new one, please.

[The Big Bad]

Well the good news is that flag will get you noticed.