Epik High Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Tired of yelling at members to buy SDIs? Embarrassed by your small warchest? Suffering from low technology levels? Introducing Radio-Gro, the revolutionary new radiovascular program designed to increase the size of that certain part of a nation's strength and, actually, increase the nation's pleasure as well. It's an easy and quick 7 day program guaranteed to slim down those infra levels and give you that defined tech ratio you've always been waiting for. I have to admit, after months of stagnating, my nation wasn't ready for the rigorous shaping up it would get in the following 7 days. It can hurt at first, but looking back on it, I'm glad I did it and I feel better about myself, knowing that my infra levels better match my technology. Thanks Radio-Gro! Warchest? I thought that was some sort of sauce you had with your meat! But of course, that was all before my 7 quick, easy days of Radio-Gro; it really is a miracle program! It's not a gimmick. It's real! Radio-Gro has been scientifically proven--using a special blend of 2-Icbmethylate and Tupolevisium^3 scientists at the University of ChronoTG developed a regimen of Radio-Gro pills that will make you better, harder, faster, and stronger. Don't rely on bulky alliance wars to get your members in shape. Sign up for Radio-Gro today, for just one payment of 2999999! Offers apply to Ragnarok nations only, may not be combinable with other offers, and may be withdrawn at any time. Cancellation penalties, blackout dates, and other restrictions may apply. All prices and dates may not be available at time of declaration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shovel Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 lol. nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coursca Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 This is quite epic, sir, if you'll excuse the pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy99 Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I'm not sure if I ever mentioned it, but I love you Epik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpreb Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 See you later Epik, later. I would have preferred you not doing this, but that decision is not mine to make. People were certainly quick to find a free target in the upper ranks. I hope they did plan on taking in some nukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Have fun, Epik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meer Republic Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 (edited) Godspeed. It's kinda funny people thought raiding you would actually be profitable. Darwin at work. Edited October 20, 2009 by Meercats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buller Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 The path of the rogue is a shameful one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some-Guy Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Epic High? More liek "Epic suck" Amirite? Safe paths dude... well, excluding the roguery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Kremlin Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 (edited) Those poor tech raiders ;_; Good luck in your life outside of CN Epik Edited October 20, 2009 by Joe Kremlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerNinja Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 but but... YOUR STATS! DON'T YOU LOVE THEM ANYMORE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 (edited) You're doing roguery completely wrong. It's almost as if you just ignored the guide I wrote on the subject. Edited October 20, 2009 by Poyplemonkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Clever. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerNinja Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 (edited) Epik Rogues For the record, roguery is bad. Mainly, I'm just laughing at the tech raiders that are now getting nuked into oblivion. It is my tradition to do so at each and every opportunity. Going rogue is bad, just like raiding. This, then, is a zero sum game at which I will chuckle. *chuckles* Edited October 20, 2009 by WalkerNinja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyber Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Take care bro, and give them hell for raiding you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Awesome ending to an awesome conflict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Roguery and Raiding. Two things I denounced in the Syktyvkar Proclamation. Make a right, two wrongs do not, hmm? OOC: Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 but but...YOUR STATS! DON'T YOU LOVE THEM ANYMORE? Obviously not, he left TOP. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBuc Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Some people intentionally raid nuke nations. I'm hoping that's what happened here. -Bama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I know the NEW guy doesn't care, but I hope the other two are ready for a good nuking. Take care, Epik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drostan Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I hope nobody will be deterred by the nukes possessed by this ripe new raid target. I hope all those who raid him the best and a profitable future. Also, crash diets never work, man! What were you thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Give them hell o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 The raiders are good. They're slot filling thus allowing you to focus nukes no your aggressive wars. V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Rahl Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Send me some tech! o/ Epik, have fun in RL mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Chill I Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 I miss you already. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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