Jack Diorno Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Jack Diorno leisurely strolls across the stage to the world podium wearing dirt encrusted jeans, tattered shoes and a heavily sweat stained shirt. He leans against the podium and prepares to speak, the stew of diplomats and nation leaders look toward him, they notice he is unshaven, his eyes are sunken, and the once handsome face of Jack Diorno is much thinner, Jack has become straggly in the most uninviting sense of the word. “Exactly one month ago, in a moment of weakness I resigned from the alliance of Athens and left my nation of Shireland unbound to any alliance charter, I needed a break from the great alliance of Athens and the responsibilities I had to her. One week later under the graces of Athens, I created the Abortion Disco, and was greeted by a swarm of nation leaders looking at me as though a sudden outbreak of dysentery had caused everyone to sully themselves. Most jested that the Abortion Disco would never succeed based purely on the name itself, inside my person I agreed with them, as I did not want to make a successful alliance of nations, I merely wanted to spread my wings and scream at the sky under the banner of the Abortion Disco. Today I stand proud before you all, in the final moments of the successful alliance of nations who flew the great banner of Abortion Disco!” Jack slams his open palm down on a large red button attached to the podium, and a great maniacal laughter erupts from his lungs and echoes throughout the Great Hall of Alliance Announcements. Behind him a projector screen shows an image of statistics. “One nation alone is neutral, two nations together are partners, and three nations combined are an alliance!” Jack’s laughter erupts once more throughout the hall, his shrill cackling builds louder and more disturbing with each passing second. Nation leaders begin to back away as Jack starts slamming the podium with his hand in hysterics. Jack accidently hits the big red button once more, and a new picture hits the screen. Jack stops laughing and looks back at the screen, “no, no, you aren’t supposed to see this, no!” Jack slams the button once more and the screen goes dark. Regaining his composure within this unintended interim, Jack continues his speech, “Yes, so, the other two nation rulers under the Abortion Disco banner seem to speak very broken English indeed, and I don’t particularly like them either, but, they were family for a short while.” Jack sighs to himself quietly. “Abortion Disco is merging into the Athens Alliance Affiliation, where Jgoods will immediately resume his laundry duties to my nation and Londo Mollari will become my personal pastry chef once more. The citizens of Shireland and myself, the King of Shireland, forever pledge our lives, our destiny and our spaghetti to Athens!” Jack’s stomach growls loudly beneath his dirty shirt, he walks away. The Abortion Disco AA is protected by Athens until the nations of Neo Salvador and Vaderland remove themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm gonna miss the pent up rage a lot of the community seems to have for the name. Damn shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordiga Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I loved everything about that alliance though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Tbh Athens should've merged into Abortion Disco instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 What a shocking and surprising development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordiga Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Tbh Athens should've merged into Abortion Disco instead. Oh yes, this, one million times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Diorno Posted August 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 What a shocking and surprising development. You're probably just shocked at how tasty my taco looks, so you wanna taste my taco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Who would have thought it would end this way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I was considering leaving RAD to join Abortion Disco. Abortion Disco was RAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rulesaints Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Well at least you're happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Good to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallout Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm very sorry to hear this. I wanted to see you dominate Planet Bob and unite us all under the Abortion Flag! Oh well. I welcome you back to Athens with open arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AgentofChaos Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Tbh Athens should've merged into Abortion Disco instead. A more true post can't be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Read elsewhere: The alliance seems to have died in its infancy, how appropriate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Conrad Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Who would have thought it would end this way? I was on the edge of my seat the entire time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwthegreat Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Athens? Have their allies merge into them? When? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 This is sad, I love seeing all the self righteous women get themselves in a tizzy over you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Disappointing. Hopefully one day you'll make the commitment to keep Abortion Disco running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 This is sad, I love seeing all the self righteous women get themselves in a tizzy over you. Pretty much sums it up. But I can't say I didn't expect this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Sorry about the disbandment, good luck in Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Sorry Jack that the Abortion Disco's time was cut short...errr I mean premature...well ending it early is your decision way to be pro-choice...oh well just enjoy Athens...again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Paul Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm gonna miss the pent up rage a lot of the community seems to have for the name. Damn shame. I agree 100% with my RAD ally. Jack's days in TCB made me laugh and so I had absolutely no problem with this alliance. I wish he had more Hoff, [like his last project ] but it was a good alliance nonetheless. Abortion Disco is beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Pitt Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Shouldn't have made it in the first place, or at least chose a different name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Good to see this happen at least within the first trimester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 But people will always want to dance.... Farewell Abortion Disco, we hardly knew you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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