King Xander the Only Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sup I can't write like a pirate because I fail at life. Here's a treaty for you. We might help ye - or we might nah, yarr!Optional Defense on th' Seven Seas Preamble Th' alliances o' Dealin' Carnage Under Pirate Sail (DCUPS) 'n Internet Superheroes (IS) agree t' strengthen thar ties accordin' t' this Optional Defense Pact. Much grog 'n rum will be consumed in celebration. Arcticle I Hands o' DCUPS 'n IS will refrain from launchin' thar cannons, muskets or any other projectiles at th' hands o' th' other signatory. Article II Hands o' DCUPS 'n IS agree t' treat each other respectfully, like they would thar owns scallywags. Article III Th' leaders 'n captains o' th' signatory alliances will give each other any information concernin' th' other's well bein' 'n will hold parley wit' each other from time t' time. Article IV [Th' signatories o' this treaty agree t' help each other out in th' manner most productive in th' times o' hardship. Military assistance ain't mandatory. Article V Whether one or both o' th' signatories wish t' cancel this treaty a notification must be given forty-eight (48) hours afore th' cancellation. Signed fer DCUPS Captain Che Captain Fredginator Signed fer IS Extraduty, Master of Army, Intelligence and Murder King Xander, Lord of Lolitics Sakura, Lord of Nightmares MAIM KILL BURN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Congrats on this, IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob the Malignant Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) Yes, DCUPS still exists for those of you who remember oh yeah and o/ i guess Edited July 13, 2009 by Jacob the Malignant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Even superheroes can't resist DCUPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 treaties r cool, specailly optional ones. we win. faceroll: rt5yu7hyrt5f345r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Weegee Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 IS: The only alliance worth mentioning. But I guess DCUPS are p cool dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstar Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) Pirates > Ninjas Quoted for epic truth. Congratulations to our swashbucklin' protectorate and their new friends in IS on this buried treasure treaty. Edited July 13, 2009 by Sunstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnish Commie Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 This treaty seems to be containing dangerous amounts of win. Avast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) Dear King Xander. I hate you, prepare to face untold stealthy wrath. Signed Ninjas of the World but i guess we can let you slide on this since its your first offense o/ DD CUPS (whoops did i mispell? ) o/ IS Edited July 13, 2009 by Systemfailure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i hate this thread, and these alliances, and this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 This is a good thing. Congrats to our friends in DCUPS and their newfound mates in IS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Someone was bored... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 (edited) Optional Defense? Hell yeah. Edited July 13, 2009 by King Puffington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zessa Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Always good to have superheroes protecting your booty, eh DCUPS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubermeir Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 o/ DCups and their new friends IS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted July 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 i hate this thread, and these alliances, and this treaty Good, cuz we hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Kommissar Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 Let's not continue down this path. Consider this a verbal warning to the both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Paul Posted July 13, 2009 Report Share Posted July 13, 2009 ooh lawdy, this finally got announced. MAIM KILL BURN Superheroes > Weegee > Pirates > Ninjas > Vince Offer > Communists > Everyone Else Two splinter groups in this treaty makes my head ahsplode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 MAIM KILL BURN unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 MAIM KILL BURN!!! Optional defense treaties are cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoshawk Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Awesome congratulations to our protectorate and their new friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongol-Swedes Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wicked awesome treaty goin on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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