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NATO proving once again that their DoW's are far superior than most.

Sad to say I agree, but then ours is likely to be a longer thread when all things considered.

o/NATO

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Whist meeting with NATO leaders, His Red Eminence shocks the world by making this bold statement:

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Why so bold? Well, he had just consulted this Classified Confidential Communist Pamphlet (CCCP):

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And so, the nukes are ordered out:

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While NATO prematurely celebrates, The Red Guard is scoring points. Just like in the '72 Planet Bob Olympics:

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Their eventual downfall is inevitable. Here we see the last stronghold, where the battered NATO flag is taken down, while the proud flag of The International is raised:

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Afterward, there is a parade:

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OOC: I loled.

Finally, some good !@#$.

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Hey Oktavia,

One single failed GA and you run behind your nukes? :P OK...

Lets glow together

Like I have a chance of fighting you 1v1 in a conventional war.

edit: I'm already glowing, but let's have fun. ^_^

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As a great Capitalist on some other world once said, when referring to his Communist counterparts:

"For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal."

This thread's classiness is now over nine thousand. Fare thee well, Anu.

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Cheers to The International, you guys were ready and capable so far. It is kind of fun being in a war where we're going to be overwhelmed, makes you know how the other side felt all those times. May your battles be epic and your times enjoyable. I just wish it was the two of us fighting it out alone, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. Good luck to all.

Special Message - If ANY of our nations engage in disrespectful talk or ugliness with any of yours, please let me know immediately. I won't tolerate non-lighthearted taunting or harassment of any kind. We are equals in spirit and in reality and it should be a fun war.

As a great Capitalist on some other world once said, when referring to his Communist counterparts:

"For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal."

Classy as usual Anu but ive come to expect nothing less

Boooo! Leave the commies alone! :mad:

I just spit up all over my work computer :lol:

Take it to them NATO

o/

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Indeed. Debout, les damnés de la terre!

Bah, you and your snippets. Post the whole thing, will yah? Here it is in German, for those who're tired of French:

Wacht auf, Verdammte dieser Erde,

die stets man noch zum Hungern zwingt!

Das Recht wie Glut im Kraterherde

nun mit Macht zum Durchbruch dringt.

Reinen Tisch macht mit dem Bedranger!

Heer der Sklaven, wache auf!

Ein nichts zu sein, tragt es nicht langer

Alles zu werden, stromt zuhauf!

Volker, hort die Signale!

Auf, zum letzten Gefecht!

Die Internationale

Erkampft das Menschenrecht

Es rettet uns kein hoh'res Wesen

kein Gott, kein Kaiser, noch Tribun

Uns aus dem Elend zu erlosen

konnen wir nur selber tun!

Leeres Wort: des armen Rechte,

Leeres Wort: des Reichen Pflicht!

Unmundigt nennt man uns Knechte,

duldet die Schmach langer nicht!

In Stadt und Land, ihr Arbeitsleute,

wir sind die starkste Partei'n

Die Mussigganger schiebt beiseite!

Diese Welt muss unser sein;

Unser Blut sei nicht mehr der Raben

und der machtigen Geier Frass!

Erst wenn wir sie vertrieben haben

dann scheint die Sonn' ohn' Unterlass!

P.S. No, I can't be bothered to put in umlauts and such. Deal with it.

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This announcement would be pretty awesome because always sunny is a good show, but you poor misguided fools joined the wrong side of the battle. It's a tragedy, really. You stand for everything that is and has been wrong with CN for 3 years.

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