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Why aren't we Batman anyway? Green Lantern sucks. "Oh no my weakness is yellow!" I'm complaining to Londo.

Precisely the reason your perfect for it. Together your almost as bad as Londo is alone. Only rsox makes it better. :colbert:

:wub: rsox

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To Whom It May Concern,

I am writing to you to display my displeasure of dealing with your admissions staff. Their courtesy and generally kindhearted attitude quickly wore off and has left me scratching my head as to my intentions of joining your Union. If this is the type of treatment my staff and I will be afforded in your office, we may have ourselves a bit of a situation on our hands. While some of my staff are a bit more comfortable with the personal attacks shown throughout our admission stages, I took some of the things said as very hurtful and demeaning.

I would request with our admission into the Complaints & Grievances Union, there be put forth a standard of fairness and respect afforded to new applicants. A more sensitive member could have easily been offended by much of the conversation and questioning that went on behind closed doors.

This in closing a list of goals I wish to accomplish whilst remaining in G&C;

1. Coup / Assassinate / Decaffeinate Drai,

2. Infiltrate MK's office and steal desk candy and red swingline stapler,

3. Saran Wrap Londo's personal toilet and pull light bulbs,

4. Rubber Poo on floor of lunch room,

5. Set all Azaghul's radios to K-Love All 6 presets too,

6. KY Jelly and/or Condom on door knob of Archon's penthouse,

7. Take a screenshot of Stumpy's PC and save it to a file. Use file as background image and disable taskbar,

8. Scotch tape the inside tracts of SirWilliam's mouse. (Under the ball)

9. Photocopy 25 copies of a paperclip on the top edge of the copier and load said copies randomly in the first inch or so of the paper tray.

10. Nuke Shamed.

Good day and o/ us o/ C&G! I look forward to dealing with you guys, we'll do lunch.

Sincerely,

ilselu1

Minister of Foreign Affairs - Greenland Republic

555-867-5309

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The Membrane Attack Complex is formed following Complement activation by serine proteases in the blood stream....... I mean o/ CnG or something....

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That's how happy I am about this.

I'm also personally looking forward to seeing the first bloc DoW from CnG, the propaganda is gonna be fantastic.

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168zbes.png

That's how happy I am about this.

I'm also personally looking forward to seeing the first bloc DoW from CnG, the propaganda is gonna be fantastic.

Just thinking about the propaganda made me that happy too.

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I'm apathetic towards this :>

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