Max Rockatansky

Let us Prey, Osbourne, evil be thy name...Thy kingdom come...Thy will be done.. Give us this day, our daily trade circle..On earth as it is in Planet Caravan...For I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil...For I am the baddest mother$%&@er in the valley. 1 more nation, that's all I ask.

If change is to be expected of GGA then the opportunity for change must be given by those who seek it. Oh, I'm sure I'll prove myself to be a hypocrite before this war is all said and done. However, let me say that when that time comes... I totally called it. Kinda takes the satisfaction out of it doesn't it? Yeah... I kind of figured it would. I've seen the same guy defend lighter terms for Valhalla while criticizing this thread. I don't understand that. I suppose it just lends credence to my theory that everyone, without exception, is a hypocrite in their own way at least every once in a while. Nobody's perfect. Remember that phrase? I do. I'm not only the president...I'm also a client! Buy Shamwow and get a free Slap Chop and a Graty! Or something. Who cares? What's done is done and no amount of moaning and !@#$%*ing is going to reset the clock. I vote we move on with our lives. I will if everyone else does, I dare ya. I double dare ya.

[OOC] Is that a Terry Pratchett reference I spy with my evil eye, or are you just into Eastern Philosophy? Either way, kudos.[/OOC] Really guys...This whole "You'll be just like us." argument is old, stale, and nothing more than an admission of guilt after years of "Who us? We didn't do any of those things! lulz". The major differences between us(Karma or those who are siding with Karma) and you(as in you other guys) is that we begged for years to get you to listen and in a lot of cases, just leave us alone. Enjoy the fruits of your labors. This is what you've always wanted right? Someone to step up and "Do something about it!" as you folks were so fond of saying (ad nauseam) for quite some time now. We obliged you, yet you still complain? What more can we do? In short, you keep pushing and even the meekest of men will become a blood-thirsty psychotic. Which is exactly the only thing you(The Continuum) have ever really accomplished with any real consistency. I believe I shall depart this thread by paraphrasing the Metal God Oderus, The Scumdog of the Universe: In the name of GWAR, in the name of love, In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun, I call out your God, till before me he stands, But don't send me Franco, he's only a man!

One more nation and we're good. We just need Wheat/Iron

I'd say I'm sad to see this go, but I'm a terrible liar. Maybe next time you'll listen when we ask to be left alone.

Are you sure you know what this war is about? Doesn't seem to me like you do. NOBODY has that right but His Holy Admin. Not even you. To act like you do is presumptuous at best and criminal at worst. Folks, There is no difference between EZI/PZI that I've ever felt. Listen to a man who knows what he's saying. If you're so damn scared of your own shadows that you feel like you gotta run people out of the game then it only shows your own cowardice. It's never stopped anyone anyway, so what's the point other than being a monumental dick and flexing your microscopic peens? There isn't one.

You know you guys have a home here if you need it. We'll leave the light on for ya. This makes me sad.

Yes, yes, a thousand times YES. Welcome back IAA! I missed you so. Technically they're in compliance as they've not chosen any other name or form.

Well then this guide should be quite helpful! Thanks.

I was in VE when UJA was getting signed(Gino Felino, ftw!) and I'm telling ya it didn't happen that way and you really should ask people who know how it works. I understand you're angry and you don't like the way things have been going, but this isn't the way to do it. Threats and chest thumping don't get anyone anywhere as we've been seeing these days. Look at what it got NPO? Be the better person and let it go. Or don't. I for one have decided that it's a far better thing to gain respect than hold grudges. I've gotten more accomplished, I'll tell you that.

That's cool. Perhaps I came off a little harsh, but we are all walking a pretty fine line here. And you're right. I apologize if I came off as harsh. It's been a rough couple of days. I hear you're a pretty good dude. Perhaps you should read some of my Essays in the World Affairs arena. I think you'll dig it. So in short, my bad.

Hey, you do realize you're in Greenland Republic right(unless you're not)? You are also no doubt aware that Greenland Republic are our allies right? Alright then, chill out. Read my last post. Have a smoke(or not) and try this again(or don't). Either way man, enough disrespect. I've said it once I'll say it again. Screaming for the blood of a beaten alliance is pretty cowardly. If those quotes don't do it for you how about this one from our fallen prophet Phil Anselmo(with guitars supplied by Dimebag The God of Shred) "Yesterday don't mean !@#$. What's over is over and nothing between."

I'm going to break omerta and let all the backseat war-mongers of the Public Forum in on a little secret. We've come to realize that revered philosopher of The Wastes, Mitch Hedberg was correct. Allow me to paraphrase when I say, " Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and all those people are on these forums." We also realized that you can't draw blood from a turnip no matter how hard you try. We dealt out what we thought was appropriate. Allow me to quote one of our most revered warrior/philosophers Bruce Lee when I also say that, "For it is easy to criticize and break down the spirit of others, but to know yourself takes a lifetime." and I'll add this one as I felt it was also appropriate, “If you make an $@! out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you”. Consider these words, oh bridge dwellers of Bob. For many of us have a long time ago.

I don't think they got off light at all. Aside from a horrendous beating they're paying reps. We felt no real need to do anymore than what we've done including (I think) some pretty fair reps and terms we'd like to see handed down if we were on the other end of the stick. I know if I took a beating like that and had to pay those reps it would sting a bit, but it's doable and that's all that matters. Perhaps you wouldn't have done it that way, but that's not our primary concern. Our first and foremost responsibility is to Athens and our war effort. I'd rather have people who hated me come to respect me than win the love and admiration of a back seat negotiator. lol. Doitzel. I don't think Mother Teresa, fond though she was of human suffering, would ever be able to exist on Bob. She'd get called names and raided until she quit. Unless she was in peace mode, then she'd just quit when people didn't just up and give her money.

Actually, Ironchef said that was me. I look angry because I'm always pissed about something. By sheer blind luck, I actually used to have a mohawk similar to the drawing way back when. I dig it. It's Bob's version of Guernica. Degenerate is our Picasso.

Um...Are you new? I mean, I hate to be a bother but you are aware this is a surrender thread correct? Also, you are aware that GGA surrendered correct? They wanted peace. We wanted to give them peace. They deserve applause yes. The fought hard and deserved this much needed break from fighting, but I'm not sure what you're trying to get at with your curious phraseology.

Well met, and if I have anything to say about it we do and we will.

I...don't know... what's going on. But it does prove both my essays correct.

Thanks Mr. Lehey! You pissed yourself again! o/

The Prophets of Doom are the psingers of psongs that the people of The Wastes pay homage to when we visit temples(stadiums and clubs) to worship Osbourne, The All Father and our 13 Metal Gods. We know of none other nor would we want to as ours work just fine.

We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. I like it. Black peace is metal.

Wow, a lot of e-peens waving. Then allow me to blot out the sun so you can argue(troll each other) in the shade. First, bigwoody: Current war aside, show me a single alliance that fought tC/1V that got away without having to pay enormous(and rediculous) reps or worse. Every alliance honors treaties(well almost all, I'll refrain from making NATO jokes) when they enter a conflict of similar magnitude. If you do then, I'll concede that point. Second, I don't really care for old grudges. I never really had one against GGA other than their going to bat for NPO. Even then, they've got some long days ahead of them and there's no need for the disrespect. You don't like 'em, that's fine. We get it. Everyone gets it. Good for you. There's no need to try to pick a fight that you know they're not going to enter, talking !@#$ to a beaten alliance is cowardly, and wrong. Third, I know old hatreds die hard. I'm willing to give them the chance to back away from an ally that has basically used them as a meat shield so more and more of their nations can slip into peace mode(like they've criticized so many others for doing.). A move which I wouldn't even bring up if NPO hadn't have tried to call people cowards for doing it first. The GGA today has to prove that they've moved beyond subservience and into an era where they can stand taller than they ever have under NPO's rotten, blackened wing. I hope they will. Who knows? Nobody, but them. That's who.

I've been expecting you. Reps are generally a part of terms. We didn't impose any sort of time limit or any other variable that would make it easier for them to violate terms should that condition not be met. We also talked about working things out should they have trouble paying. I've known more than a few (RL) extortionists in my day and they don't behave that way. This just proves that you can ask for reps without being "harsh" or just plain "being a dick" about it. Which anyone who was there can tell you, we most certainly weren't. And for everyone else. The GGA I saw today is vastly different than the GGA we've seen in the past. I'm convinced that their best days are ahead of them and hope that they understand we hold them in the highest respect. They fought hard and people should recognize that.

Always happy to oblige you Bama.

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