Blamange Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 Long live the stench of Hakai. Enjoy your self-imposed demotion in favour of actually being able to live a little more. And congrats to my fellow Brit (SoloRocket) on his position, may he rule with an Iron Lady fist on the apples and pears. Go get 'em, me ol' china. Toodle pip. ## CONGA LINE! ## Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted June 4 Report Share Posted June 4 On 6/1/2024 at 9:43 AM, Master Hakai said: I’m in the Arby’s drive thru, you need anything? Reuben sandwich? Gyro? Let me know quick cos there’s only one car ahead of me Probably too late now, but I suddenly feel in the mood for a whopper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 12 hours ago, firingline said: As always, Tevron, you're trying way too hard. I genuinely put more effort into deciding how to respond to you failing to beat the OWF stalker accusations than anything else on the OWF, but that's neither here nor there. Let's just celebrate Hakai, a little !@#$posting should be in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 7 hours ago, Tevron said: I genuinely put more effort into deciding how to respond to you failing to beat the OWF stalker accusations than anything else on the OWF, but that's neither here nor there. Another swing and miss from Tev-Tev. It's a hell of an indictment on the current state of CLAWS that someone like you could become high gov. You'd be at risk of losing your deputy position in a mid-tier AA a decade ago. You're just so bad at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 1 hour ago, firingline said: Another swing and miss from Tev-Tev. It's a hell of an indictment on the current state of CLAWS that someone like you could become high gov. You'd be at risk of losing your deputy position in a mid-tier AA a decade ago. You're just so bad at this. Baby names? Man you really gotta keep the kinks outta here. I'm off for this thread, we'd be off topic if we make everything about CLAWS and me. Catch you in the next one where I post and you reply because you miss me so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 23 hours ago, cobwebbyarc6 said: Who gets banned from the PGS server? 🤔 Probably failed the reCAPTCHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 2 hours ago, Tevron said: Baby names? Man you really gotta keep the kinks outta here. I'm off for this thread, we'd be off topic if we make everything about CLAWS and me. Catch you in the next one where I post and you reply because you miss me so much. I mean, if you didn't have such a cringeworthy post, I almost certainly would've just ignored it and moved on. But my god, man... p.s. do you think Legion is going to side with you in the next global because you use their forum pip? You're leadership. Use your own AA's pip. God damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 In this thread Fl bein a lil bish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 Just now, Le Trout said: In this thread Fl bein a lil bish And to think I was just going to ask for your referral link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 1 minute ago, firingline said: And to think I was just going to ask for your referral link. God damnit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 My referral link is pressing alt and f4 together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 9 hours ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Probably failed the reCAPTCHA. This is fair, I don't like identifying what determines a bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSoprano Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Should've been me demoting myself and burdening SR with my responsibilities. Oh wait. I already basically did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted June 6 Report Share Posted June 6 Sad but necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 This is terrible news. Solorocket is engaged and enthusiastic. Good god what is happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 17 minutes ago, Sabcat said: This is terrible news. Solorocket is engaged and enthusiastic. Good god what is happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 $%&@ dem kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thilsh Posted June 7 Report Share Posted June 7 On 5/31/2024 at 4:31 PM, Master Hakai said: Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s), As you already know, I have served as the best alliance leader in cyber nation for the last [insert number as appropriate] years. When I accepted the position as [job title] of [alliance name], there were only 3 members and we had no allies. I have successfully turned things around, as we are currently the #1 ranked alliance in cyberns nation and have active treaties with every alliance. We are also well known for every member [ooc] being actually rich [/ooc] and [ooc] connected in some way to a celebrity [/ooc]. All of this is thanks to me, my leadership, and all of my great skills as a person. I could go on, but as the reader, you already know about my accomplishments and accolades, also about my brand new 2021 Subaru forester with leather reclining seats and Apple CarPlay. I will be brief. However, lately when I look in the mirror, all I see is a man who no longer gives a rat’s [censored]. Instead of wasting away, desperately clinging to some useless title while everyone around me suffers from my own mediocrity and also the stench (I have a lot of gas and bloating), I made the difficult (actually it was extremely easy) decision to ask my beloved friend and supplier of toes pics Jason8 if he would kindly take my job. Unfortunately, he said no. So I had to settle for plan B, which was to ask SoloRocket, a British, if he would kindly take my job. Fortunately, he said Oi mate, bit sad innit you blokes can’t be arsed takin the piss proper cheeky bloody lads n lasses chuffed, god save the queen! One of our interpreters told me that means he will do it. Effective immediately, I don’t have to deal with y’all BS no mo. So long, chumps! My [ooc] laptop [/ooc] is broken so that’s why there’s no weird um things in this post like badly photoshopped images and stuff. [ooc] I wrote most of this while on the commode [/ooc] Come by our discord to take pot shots at the new guy. https://discord.gg/V8SgqGvPZw Terrible. Regardless, my best wishes for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted June 11 Report Share Posted June 11 I always felt that hakai was cool people and that it was a shame he was stuck in such a dumpster of an alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 i dont have free will im stuck here how do i get out help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 23 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: i dont have free will im stuck here how do i get out help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 12 Author Report Share Posted June 12 I should say thank you to everyone who said nice things but I like the anger comments better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 12 Report Share Posted June 12 Hakai smells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probablymochi Posted June 13 Report Share Posted June 13 On 6/12/2024 at 4:11 AM, Master Hakai said: I should say thank you to everyone who said nice things but I like the anger comments better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 @Johnny Apocalypse as a fellow British, can you confirm that, "Oi mate, bit sad innit you blokes can’t be arsed takin the piss proper cheeky bloody lads n lasses chuffed, god save the queen!" means that? And also, I do believe that it is God Save the King now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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