Walshington Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 (edited) The Screaming Red Asses do thusly declare war on DGeneration X. Perusant to our treaties, we shall be fighting for: Pirates of the Parrot Order Kashmir We will also be fighting next to Argent, but alas, we have no treaty. Oh, we tried to get one, but were soundly rejected by Lowsten, who thereafter heaped hurtful comments upon us about the matter on Discord. So we will still be supporting them, but only like a long-suffering wife in a loveless marriage. Edited August 13, 2018 by Walshington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Fare thee well, Red Asses. Perhaps we shall see each other in the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asero Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Welcome to the battleground o/SRA o/WALSH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Just think, this entire misunderstanding could’ve been avoided if Auctor and Hartw didn’t hoodwink their original protector, Lowsten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: Just think, this entire misunderstanding could’ve been avoided if Auctor and Hartw didn’t hoodwink their original protector, Lowsten I'm not sure that's entirely accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights of the Grail Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Pirate ships and Kashmir mountain warriors supported by the 347th Fighter Squadron? Unstoppable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 I endorse this product 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted August 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Are we posting spy attacks and making peace mode jokes yet? It's like people don't even realize what's IMPORTANT anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Walshington said: Are we posting spy attacks and making peace mode jokes yet? It's like people don't even realize what's IMPORTANT anymore. I'll start. Imagine asking to peace out against an alliance with 70% of it's top 20 nations in peace mode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tobbogon Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 9 hours ago, Walshington said: Are we posting spy attacks and making peace mode jokes yet? It's like people don't even realize what's IMPORTANT anymore. Or how about following up an OWF declaration of war with more than one nation/war declared? People are losing track of what’s important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 I don't know what anybody is talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 7 hours ago, tobbogon said: Or how about following up an OWF declaration of war with more than one nation/war declared? People are losing track of what’s important One war declared after an OWF DoW? Man, that takes me back to 2010. Except back then it was 300-nation alliances doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 47 minutes ago, Haflinger said: One war declared after an OWF DoW? Man, that takes me back to 2010. Except back then it was 300-nation alliances doing it. I dunno- I think my all-time favorite was when NADC declared back in 2015 and it took them 8 hours to get a war off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethereum Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 (edited) Even if we've had our ups & downs; still have a soft spot for Umbrella. Although Bomb any GOONs if ya see them.😉 Edited August 14, 2018 by Ethereum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 16 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said: I dunno- I think my all-time favorite was when NADC declared back in 2015 and it took them 8 hours to get a war off Hey, that is called SKILL and PLANNING. I am capitalizing those words for EMPHASIS. I capitalized emphasis to EMPHASIZE it's IMPORTANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted August 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 On 8/13/2018 at 8:05 AM, tobbogon said: Or how about following up an OWF declaration of war with more than one nation/war declared? People are losing track of what’s important Why's the cup gotta be half empty, man? Look at it this way: You got blitzed by 100% of our active members and 100% of government. (200% of government if you consider the DoW co-signer has been absent from the game for nigh on three years now.) Plus, it was a nice DoW, by today's standards. Not great, but.... nice enough. Not snarky, had an appropriately sized flag, a little graphic somethin' somethin' for all the visual learners out there, plus the added bonus of being largely grammatically correct for the masses yet still festooned with an Oxford comma because, hey, Auctor and Lex Quintus may still be out there and might just appreciate it. It's really the little things, if one is patient enough to look closely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted August 15, 2018 Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 12:03 AM, Lord Hitchcock said: I dunno- I think my all-time favorite was when NADC declared back in 2015 and it took them 8 hours to get a war off Which war was this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 1:37 AM, Walshington said: Plus, it was a nice DoW, by today's standards. Not great, but.... nice enough. Not snarky, had an appropriately sized flag, a little graphic somethin' somethin' for all the visual learners out there, plus the added bonus of being largely grammatically correct for the masses yet still festooned with an Oxford comma because, hey, Auctor and Lex Quintus may still be out there and might just appreciate it. It's really the little things, if one is patient enough to look closely. Best DoW on these boards in a very, very long time. All of the qualities of a sound, fun and informative DoW without all of the unnecessary fluff, pomp and circumstance. Bravo, Red Asses, Godspeed! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethereum Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 There have been DoWs accompanied by Zero in-game declarations before, so I don’t think the DoW was bad. Had pictures & all. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted August 16, 2018 Report Share Posted August 16, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 3:21 PM, Ethereum said: Even if we've had our ups & downs; still have a soft spot for Umbrella. Although Bomb any GOONs if ya see them.😉 Oh look it's the return of Methrage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 *slowly opens a sleepy eye.. sniffs..* Is that napalm? Great, now I'm hungry.. I'll never get back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 17 hours ago, Ethereum said: There have been DoWs accompanied by Zero in-game declarations before, so I don’t think the DoW was bad. Had pictures & all. Good luck. A wiser man might have recalled where ghost declarations originated and noted the inkling of irony... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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