Londo Mollari Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Greetings to the peoples of Planet Bob. I, Usama Bin Londo, have recently made scientific explorations to show how Allarchon has bathed his favored sons of Al Mushqaeda in glory and love, and made a severe punishment unto the TDO, who are not in Allarchon's sight. USAMA BIN LONDO HARD AT WORK IN SCIENCES LABORATORY TERRORIST BASE It is well known that many famous scientific advances have been made under the Mushroom Caliphate, including the ability of nations to launch multiple attacks in concert with other nations (we call this scientific discovery 'coordination'), and indeed, the ability of nations to launch all of the attacks that they can every single day. Allarchon has led us to these mighty scientific discoveries that we might further his will, as intepreted by his prophets and Ayatollahs, for his name's sake. Recently I have conducted a study of the strength of nations and the change of the strength of nations for the glory of Allarchon. Results are presented below. We may note that Allarchon has willed the national strength of his Favored Sons in Al Mushqaeda to surpass the national strength of TDO, and this prophecy has come to pass. ALLARCHONU AKBAR!!! Though the fighters have been under attack from many enemy Allarchon has brought glory unto us and ruin unto those who are not in his sight and reject the use of our cunning scientific discoveries in their willful ignorance. It is also highly interesting to note the regular oscillations of the loss of national strengths of TDO as time goes on. The pattern is clear and obvious. I ask you... is it natural that the 52 nations of Al Mushqaeda could have created such regular and precise pattern if their actions, if every ground attack and nuclear detonation in Allarchon's name had not been guided by a Mighty Invisible Hand? That Hand is Allarchon's. AND IT REACHES OUT FOR YOU TO JOIN THE CAUSE. SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO ALLARCHON JOIN AL MUSHQAEDA TODAY LEARN OUR CUNNING SCIENTIFIC TECHNIQUES USE THEM IN THE HOLY NAME OF ALLARCHON Edited September 25, 2013 by Londo Mollari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Brilliant analysis, my Mushlim brother. Allarchon truly blessed most of us (read: everyone but me) with good fortunes in battle. May the sword of Mushqaeda continue to run through the infidels. Edited September 25, 2013 by Neo Uruk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 I look forward to your warriors defending their Mushqaeda brothers I am and was at war with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 You all are scum, you are wrong for what you are doing, we'll fight against your wrongness as hard as we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 ALLARCHONU ACKBAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 ALLARCHONU ACKBAR. Our records clearly indicate you as a person who has kicked puppies. You will burn for this and other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Praise be to Allarchon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Praise be to Allarchon! We have you down for tearing the tag off a matteress. You sir will burn for this and other stuff. I always hoped to one day fight the face of true evil, but I'll just have to accept the diet cola of evil instead. Not even evil really, more like indigestion than evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 dos equis wants their posting back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 dos equis wants their posting back Hey you, long time no see, last I remember you were scrambling every which way in \m/ before they went gobbly wonkers due to managerial "issues". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Hey you, long time no see, last I remember you were scrambling every which way in \m/ before they went gobbly wonkers due to managerial "issues". yeah something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 that was directed to the OP btw he ought to be ashamed of himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Blair Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Allarchonu akbar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 That convergence.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Link Gaetz Posted September 25, 2013 Report Share Posted September 25, 2013 Is Londo's wardrobe standard issue for MQ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapmanej Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 You all are scum, you are wrong for what you are doing, we'll fight against your wrongness as hard as we can. Are we seriously back to moralism? Good Lord people, I thought we rid ourselves of that yoke back in BiPolar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Are we seriously back to moralism? Good Lord people, I thought we rid ourselves of that yoke back in BiPolar. They are neutrals, we can't really expect them to be on our level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tygaland Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Are we seriously back to moralism? Good Lord people, I thought we rid ourselves of that yoke back in BiPolar. As the High Priest and Grand Arbiter of the Church of Moralism™ I can assure you a great many peoples never left Moralism as a cause. The barbarian horde will always answer to and succumb to the greater moralist cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortath Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 It's time like these I [i]really[/i] miss the Academic Subforum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted October 2, 2013 Report Share Posted October 2, 2013 Yall Mushlims are paying the price for worshiping a false prophet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hecate Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Thread being closed to conduct a scientific experiment. Hypothesis: closing this thread will result in the replenishment of neurons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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