Captain Enema

Please dear god no... I will never troll again.. I will never troll again.. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME A MOD.. That being said, it's good to see that you guys let Citizen Kane back. She's going to be a good re-addition to the community. Are there any other faces we can expect to see again?

Keelah is Dwayne Johnson, Aka ''The Rock''... Sorry bro, I love your People's Elbow and all of your appearances in the Fast and Furious Franchise but.... Stone Cold Steve Austin will always be the better wrassler.

I just love it when stonewall smells good before battle. We are talking about Axe body wash right?

I for ONE will NOT stand FOR this TRAVESTY. you CAN expect MY steel IN your FIGHT against THE dreaded NPO horde. IT won't DO you MUCH good, BUT so LONG as YOU are HAPPY getting REAMED in THE bum BUM, then BY all MEANS. OK, i LIED, you CAN expect MY indifference AND no MORE.

:ehm: so much win.. :ehm:

Can we get a youtube video or videos posted from musically inclined mods doing covers of Billy Joel songs?

I was banned a few years ago. My previous nation had an 80 percent warn and my next nation racked up a 60 percent warn. It was quite the surprise to me when the warns got merged and off with my head! I rolled this nation and a member of the community, nice fellow, encouraged me to make an appeal to the GM team. I stated my case and one of them contacted me directly and told me I'm on double secret warn/triple secret probation so to speak. I earned off my warns and haven't had many problems since. Getting unbanned is possible, just not for all, and I think that even if there was a general amnesty policy, there still needs to be an at the discretion of the Mod clause that they can invoke for particularly disgusting sorts of individuals. Other than that, I don't pay too much attention to all the moaning about the mods, seems like everyone complains about the mods in every game there is. Such is the way of things.

In China there is a remedy for most of the ails of life, it's called resway. I encourage you drink a number of large cups of resway each and every day. A cup of resway is so good for the healthy.

I don't know exactly what I'm hailing but none the less HAIL!

Everytime I war MHA it ends up being a prolonged tech raid, could we please not put a moratorium on them? Cause dang, it's like free money.

I like you boi, you got a purty mouth.

I know stonewall has picked up a few nations for DK/DS this same sort of way.

Rey, yo' gon' drink NPO's mansauce and yo' gon' like it. Dey gon' turn you from a straight man to a leftward leaning sissy boi. NPO, making the rainbow since whenever whenever.

I think it is because of all the mean and hurtful things you said about poor ol' boney bonies baby boo boo.

I want to hail the success of NAAC in getting this treaty organized. o/NAAC.

On the other hand, the Neutral Shoving AA is growing, if they ride like they used to, could be good fun.

I burnt u gud.

Sent out an invite to the International Space Station to play cybernations. Not highly optimistic of them joining, but you never know.

Your mom's face got thwarted by my crotch.

NO bLOW.. NO BLOW!!

Yeah, I think that is what they want me to do, delete it, but now I'm just being contrary.

Well done, good luck with the rebuildin.

editted by governmental request

I dare say old bean, proper grammar does wonders when one tries to expound upon even the simplest of ideas. Now be a good lad and wipe the drool off your chin and go run along an play. Ignore my overusage of the passive voice as well, I know smurthwaite is going to vomit a little in his mouth, but he'll soldier on like the rest of us. Chin Chin, yer pal Tbm

Those twip links Meth posted bring back fond memories. Those were good times, probably the only reason I didn't rogue Schattenman was due to his Twip postings. And believe me, due to the Bubble Gum war, I wanted for a very long time to rogue him something fierce. To his credit, a few months ago, he owned up to his part in it. If he was still running the CoJ, there would be a decent chance of me being polite to them. But, alas, he's in polar, screw those guys. He's done other stuff since, but nothing quite comes close to twip. Maybe it was the whole atmosphere of nothing was considered off-limits with vox that made it so fun to read. Ol' Boss Hogg and the Vox spies made things quite interesting for a time. For awhile, twip was the only way Vox could hit back and hit back they did with it. I wish Monster's Inc luck, but I don't see the same foundations to Monster's University as there was with TWIP/Vox. Vox was a movement against the continuum and the NPO. I'm not even sure what MI represents, for now I'll settle for calling them tragic.