Captain Enema

Hey guys, so it is like this... Hersh, Banned, and a few others were sitting around pondering the meaning of life. For us Doomers, that means tech. Tech is life and life is tech. The more tech you have the more life you have. We came to the conclusion that not only do we need more tech, we definitely need more tech. The thirst for tech is strong within us, like a growing ache between a man's loins when he's walking down the street of a South Korean red light district with all the ladies dancing in the window. Well not if he's foreign, then they sit down and ignore the poor sod and make him go back to the B-row ladies. Doom takes no b-row tech, we are A-row tech only. We want the prime stuff, the stuff of life. Also, our lives need meaning, you can't find the meaning flat on your back servicing an endless line of fat Pakistani businessmen in a Bangladeshi brothel. No sir, that's not life, that's got no meaning. Meaning comes from work and work promotes duty and duty promotes activity and activity promotes honor and honor promotes commitment and the commitment I have to this run on sentence can't be matched, no way, no how, not a chance all yall, this run on sentence ain't never ever gonnna be beat, not by anyone. To get to the point, Doom Kingdom established a twitter presence. We'd like to invite all yall to start your own and feel free to add us to your twitter feeds. DK treats our tweets to other Cybernation alliances and cybernation members, who are using their ingame names on twitter as in game activity. To everyone else, its just good fun. Join us. Today. Or drop dead. https://twitter.com/doom_kingdom

But.. but.. but.. I thought you and I had a thing going? :(

No, he needs someone to keep his alliance from getting endlessly stomped. All the rage being directed his way seems misguided. This could have been prevented by a treaty downgrade to the optional level rather than dumping SNX entirely. DK is willing to extend a helping hand. We look forward to embracing the challenges of our two alliances working together for a more prosperous tomorrow. Let there be no doubts, SNX will profit from this collaboration, how they prosper will be entirely up to them. Judging from the restraint being shown by Junka, they are looking to be at the helm of a focused active leader for the first time in a very long time. If MI-6 wants those tech deals paid, send the links to me, I'll pay them off myself as soon as my slots open up. o/ SNX o/DK o/White Chocolate o/Tywin

Yep, butthurt, big time, no lube either.

If there is Tech to be paid, I might be willing to assist our new allies in paying it. My original reaction was in jest. I look forward to working with Tywin and SNX. There are a number of challenges that face both alliances in moving forward with this effort, but none are entirely insurmountable. Together, we will grow and prosper.

God Damn it, I'm going back to NG. £""$£"£$ this.

Because in this world of ours, racism, homophobia, Autism, National Socialism, Lolmmunism, and Mental Retardation are the grist that represent fundamental ideological centers of power. Without them, our world would be different shades of grey without all the kinky torture.

My house would prove far too offensive for you guys. I have an original VHS edition copy of Mel Brooks' Blazing Saddles. Far too racist and insensitive for Atlas, the tears would flow like a river. You would all need therapy after.

Oh gato, why would you ally yourself to a haven of confessed SJW wingnuts? Sad.

Is this as dangerous as the Malaysian Trouser Snake?

Sounds gay, I like it.

If by bible bashers you mean something depraved and ungodly, I'll agree with you good sir. Quick, I do believe there is a sheep running about your front yard, she's lonely! Go man go!

To be fair, Dave Chappelle is actually funny, you not so much. Other than that, Atlas/Mi-6 still sucks.

Non Grata, the alliance where you can claim one of your fellow members is having unnatural relations with his sister and you get laughed at for it.

This just begs for Atlas to be rolled, rolled again, and rolled again. Take your SJW nancy boy nonsense elsewhere, I hear you'd be welcome with arms wide open by their skirt wringing wussies at Mi-6.

Nope, it's the 7th Panzer Comfort Platoon.

I will vouch for this treasured right. When I was a member, I used that word many a times to describe many a NGers.

It's an appropriate response for criminals and terrorists. We simply must ensure planet bob is safe from the depredations of the Limitless Cartel and Monster's Incompetent. SRA, Kashmir, and others are formed a Coalition of the Willing to deal with these issues in an effective manner. I look forward to the day they fly the Mission Accomplished banner with pride.

I'd say those who left aren't unfortunate losses at all, their departure is a godsend for those who come later with their attempts to rebuild. That being said, we need a betting pool on how many nations are left in SNX by the end of this glorious Shark Week.

You need to go down to the nearest piggly wiggly and get a fistful of lil' debbies first. Mebbe some grape nephi as well. Really take this to the next level or don't bother at all.

Well, if this doesn't shake things up in SNX land, I don't know what will. You have to look at the positive side of this Junkawunka, your entire alliance just got mail.

I for one think this is a hasty, yet understandable move on Polar's part. They should have first downgraded the treaty to the optional level with the understanding that improvements from the SNX government were expected in a timely fashion. I understand Polar's anger, yet I can't help but feeling they are throwing an alliance under the bus along with a former member who was a long time vocal advocate of Polaris. Is this the former ugly head of Polaris rearing itself? Maybe, I'm certainly reminded of Polar stabbing Top/Iron in the back a few wars back.

This is Junkawunka we speak of, it's probably code red, bought five finger discount at a piggly wiggly. Still though, it is code something or another fo' sho. Will it work? Who know? Tbh, I'm rooting for SNX, I like their theme and as much dickery I've launched Junkawunka's way, I think he's just looney enough to pull it off providing they can get behind him.

I bet the gold star by name strategy might work though.

Given how absolutely ineffectually weak SNX leadership was in handling my rogue butt smashing of Junkawunka, I'm not sure citing his being banned counts for all that much. They need strong constant and forward thinking central leadership, either this will work out or it won't. The next war will tell.