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  1. Captain Enema
    To LN, my apologies, what I did a few days ago was uncalled for and inappropriate. Yet, Methrage is still a ding a ling who needs mental help, but yeah.. what I did was wrong. I am old enough to know better, which is why I deleted what I posted in the place that I posted it.
  2. Captain Enema
    You don't negotiate with criminals, you smush them like bugs. All the cb you need to destroy LN exists due to their tech scamming no good rotten low down ways of life. Round em all up, string em up! Planet Bob with no Limited Cartel members is a safer, slightly more intelligent Planet Bob.
  3. Captain Enema
    Free trade is fairly libertarian.
  4. Captain Enema
    Freelancer, was this the message?
  5. Captain Enema
    The old triple break off flank attack face to knee, I thought planet bob made that a war crime along with Sarin Gas.
  6. Captain Enema
    Bye bruh, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
  7. Captain Enema
    That's a far better fate than they deserved. I'd tie the damn tech scammers over an ant hill and pour honey on them. We need to get far more serious about this global campaign against crime and terror. Their depredations against Planet bob should not be allowed to stand. Line up the leaders of their nations! Shoot them one by one! Make them the example for the world as to why crime does not pay!
  8. Captain Enema
    I find myself sad at King Zog's last revelation. Is there any low that the Limited Cartel won't stoop? They are now attacking children on the playground. Pathetic.
  9. Captain Enema
    Don't haet me bru!!!
  10. Captain Enema
    fire fox and dark temptation both have my vote, sorry stonewall!
  11. Captain Enema
    Let this be a lesson to one and all, you never negotiate with terrorists or criminals. I can see why Margrave intervened, he wanted to get his brothers off the field. I can't imagine even he would be dumb enough to think that a haven of tech scammers like LN would be rational enough to take a sweetheart deal and run with it. Kill all the limited cartel members for a brighter, safer, less moronic Planet Bob.
  12. Captain Enema
    Franz still has a bad case of the crabs from the last time I gave him some loving. Join DK　today for the seafood! hue hue.
  13. Captain Enema
    Here is my submission, not much of a flag maker, just wasting 10 minutes before work.
  14. Captain Enema
    While I followed orders to allow the criminals of the Limited Cartel to escape justice, I am proud that I was able to smash one of them up a bit. It was a token, a sliver of the justice they are due, but one day it'll be paid in full.
  15. Captain Enema
    GPA isn't a war virgin alliance, far from it. Woodstock Massacre.
  16. Captain Enema
    The only time for celebration is when the collective heads of the Limited Cartel are displayed on pikes for all of Planet Bob to see. You thieves, liars, tech scammers days are numbered.
  17. Captain Enema
    Calm down. This in no way surpasses Bob Sanders.
  18. Captain Enema
    ooc... lol... sheesh.. facepalms... ic.. This sanction was a necessary action to contain Methrage from spreading his noxious effluence farther within the brown sphere. This criminal conspiracy led by Methrage must be rooted out with no mercy. Liars, cheats, thieves, and tech scammers such as the ones Methrage leads must be ran to the ground and eliminated one by one.
  19. Captain Enema
    I understood Margrave to be a man who valued honor above all else? Is he now a co-conspirator in the Limitless Cartel of criminals, liars, and charlatans? For shame Margrave.
  20. Captain Enema
    Got away with your insidious criminal enterprise. However, all good things and terrible things, come to an end. Your end will come.
  21. Captain Enema
    I'm a lot of things, but I'm not a tech scammer. You sir are a thief and a charlatan. Your criminal ways will be addressed in all due time.
  22. Captain Enema
    The criminal stain of methrage can only be wiped away by the cleansing fires of nuclear arms as spaketh by his Admin on the 3rd day of creation with the holiest of hollies anointed with his fiery sword of justice. Methrage is a criminal. Animalz are criminals. This only reinforces the entire undertaking of methrage as a nefarious criminal enterprise. The Limited Cartel with their tech scamming ways will be hunted like dogs.
  23. Captain Enema
    Since when does a war on crime need a DOW? You are a known tech scammer and as is such, the normal lacks of laws regarding the declaration of war do not apply.
  24. Captain Enema
    Be advised, Meth is a known tech scammer who will lie to save his skin. This war is to keep his cartel and is corruption away from reputable law abiding tech dealers. Killing a Limited Cartel member today, keeps the rape van out of your backyard tomorrow.
  25. Captain Enema
    It's not a debate. You support tech scammers. You are Polar's mouth piece. Polar too supports tech scamming. Is this official policy put forth by Emperor Cranky pants Dajaba?
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