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The Time that oneeightytwo was Chatting with Tankobite and Tank Explained (mansplained) Feelings to oneeightytwo and All He Got Was Some Napoleon Memes and this Treaty Tank said, “Optional Defense Pacts (often referred to as ODP's) are a type of inter-alliance treaty wherein the signatory alliances may optionally defend each other if attacked, though such action is not required as it would be for a MDP. In practice, ODP's often function as ToA's. One variation of an ODP is the Optional Defense and Aggression Pact (oDAP/ODoAP/ODAP), wherein an alliance may both optionally defend another if attacked and optionally participate in aggressive actions with other signatories. They are one step above ToA's and one step below MDP's on the Spectrum of Interalliance Treaties.” To which oneeightytwo said, “ODP, yeah, that one. Sounds good. I bet we can get the Intern to write this for us.” Tank replied, “My nation is too small to nuke her but I will just start talking about Napoleon till she agrees to write the treaty for us.” Then oneeightytwo and Tankobite went on their merry way, happy to talk about their feelings with each other and looking forward to their brand new treaty and the growing friendship between FARK and The Imperial Entente. Signed for FARK: One_Eighty_Two - Submitter 905 - Squirrel TF Council - Arcane, Slick Johnson, Decide R Inchief, BozDaBoz, Yak Signed for The Imperial Entente: Tankobite - Emperor Shtanto - Prince Imperial Lucius Optimus - Acting Chancellor Lord Morgan the Blue - Recruiting Sergeant Ddaring - Minister of Commerce
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In accordance with growing relations between CCC and NATO the Holy Atlantic Accords are hereby being upgraded to reflect a desire to fully defend one another in the event of outside aggression. The upgraded agreement will henceforth be known as The Holy Atlantic Accords 2.0. Cheers to our brothers and sisters in CCC. Thank you for your fellowship! The Holy Atlantic Accords 2.0 Preamble The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (hereby referred to as NATO) and the Christian Coalition of Countries (hereby referred to as CCC) have quickly formed a friendly relationship recently. It is by the welcomed coming together of these two fine groups that we do hereby present the following treaty in the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding. Article I: Sovereignty Both of the signatory alliances and their respective member nations recognize and will respect each other's sovereignty and political independence. The government of each alliance will do their utmost to aid in the protection of each other’s individual sovereignty and freedom as an alliance. Article II: Intelligence In signing these protocols, both signatory alliances recognize that communication and intelligence is the foundation for a strong and enduring relationship, and that there is mutual benefit for both alliances when open communication and intelligence between them is maintained. Additionally, in the instance where either signatory comes into possession of any information pertaining to the safety or stability of the other, it will be shared promptly. Article III: Economy While not mandatory, the signatories do hereby declare their wholehearted intentions to assist one another in the growth of the other’s economies, including, but not limited to, economic, technological, and military assistance. Article IV: Defense If one signatory finds themselves to be the target of any outside aggression, the other signatory is required to come to their defense upon request. The attacked signatory of this agreement maintains the right to waive such assistance. Article V: Aggression In the event that one of the signatories enters into a war for a reason other than its own defense, it may request the aid of the other signatory. If a request is received, the requested alliance is encouraged, but not required, to provide the requested aid. Article VI: Cancellation Either signatory alliance may terminate this compact at any time by providing the other signatory alliance with a 48 hour notice of intent to terminate. Signatories Signatories NATO Council: Devo; Dominator of Dominions, Doer of Deeds, Duke of Duties, Earl of Epiphanies, Knight of the Golden Order of Nothing SteelersFan; Fan of Steelers, Steeler of Fans, Emperor of Swing, Ender of Demons, Sultan of Lead Slinging LennyNKarl; Bosom of Hot Love, First of the Line of Lenny, Last of the Line of Karl, NATO King, Prince of Pieces, Thunderbolt of Freedom NATO Secretary of Foreign Affairs: Warden of the Outer Reaches, Herder of Llamas, Practitioner of the Darkest Magics (I’ve made too many jokes about this not to claim it), Lord of Zombies CCC High Council: lilweirdward; Chancellor, Snail Wrangler, Brewers Muter, Canik's Puppet, Grub Retirement Home Co-founder, Always Right (according to Finster), and Extremely Against TRUTH Speaking Individuals A1ph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor, Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, and Patriarch of Truth Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCC -
The Holy Atlantic Accords Preamble The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (hereby referred to as NATO) and the Christian Coalition of Countries (hereby referred to as CCC) have quickly formed a friendly relationship recently. It is by the welcomed coming together of these two fine groups that we do hereby present the following treaty in the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding. Article I: Sovereignty Both of the signatory alliances and their respective member nations recognize and will respect each other's sovereignty and political independence. The government of each alliance will do their utmost to aid in the protection of each other’s individual sovereignty and freedom as an alliance. Article II: Intelligence In signing these protocols, both signatory alliances recognize that communication and intelligence is the foundation for a strong and enduring relationship, and that there is mutual benefit for both alliances when open communication and intelligence between them is maintained. Additionally, in the instance where either signatory comes into possession of any information pertaining to the safety or stability of the other, it will be shared promptly. Article III: Economy While not mandatory, the signatories do hereby declare their wholehearted intentions to assist one another in the growth of the other’s economies, including, but not limited to, economic, technological, and military assistance. Article IV: Defense If one signatory finds themselves to be the target of any outside aggression, the other signatory is strongly encouraged, but not obligated, to come to their defense upon request. The attacked signatory of this agreement maintains the right to waive such assistance. Article V: Aggression In the event that one of the signatories enters into a war for a reason other than its own defense, it may request the aid of the other signatory. If a request is received, the requested alliance is encouraged, but not required, to provide the requested aid. Article VI: Cancellation Either signatory alliance may terminate this compact at any time by providing the other signatory alliance with a 48 hour notice of intent to terminate. Signatories NATO Council: Devo; Dominator of Dominions, Doer of Deeds, Duke of Duties, Earl of Epiphanies, Knight of the Golden Order of Nothing SteelersFan; Fan of Steelers, Steeler of Fans, Emperor of Swing, Ender of Demons, Sultan of Lead Slinging LennyNKarl; Bosom of Hot Love, First of the Line of Lenny, Last of the Line of Karl, NATO King, Prince of Pieces, Thunderbolt of Freedom NATO Secretary of Foreign Affairs: Warden of the Outer Reaches, Herder of Llamas, Practitioner of the Darkest Magics (I’ve made too many jokes about this not to claim it), Lord of Zombies CCC High Council: lilweirdward; Chancellor, Snail Wrangler, Brewers Muter, Canik's Puppet, Grub Retirement Home Co-founder, Always Right (according to Finster), and Extremely Against TRUTH Speaking Individuals A1ph40m3ga; His Grand Majesty, God-Emperor, Lord Protector of the CCC, First and Last of His Name, Beginning and the End, Keeper of Paradisia, Paragon of the Old Ways, Imperator of Justice, and Patriarch of Truth Swagjuice; Immortal Emperor of the CCC
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In the past few months, several different alliances have found themselves bothered by a rodent infestation. Whether through direct attacks on us or our allies, the betrayal of trust of our friends, repeated attempts to conspire against us and our friends, and just making themselves a general nuisance in our own establishments, this rodent problem has demonstrated that we cannot simply ignore it and hope that it will go away. The pest plagues each of us, yet as soon as any attempt to chastise it begins, this rat scampers back along the apron strings attached to it to bother another alliance. No longer will we have to deal with this pest in turn as it comes knocking at our door to nibble our cheese and push its shoddy beer. Today, we unveil the Microbrewery Revolution! The undersigned free and independent alliances; in order to enhance our security and protect our interests do hearby agree to this proceeding pact: 1. Our local beer is superior in taste and culture, we will support our local beer industry by patronizing local bars and pups and tariff foreign brands trying to get into our market. 2. In the event a foreign market should try a hostile takeover of our businesses these alliances reserve the right to respond with equal and greater measures to push the competition out. 3. Further, we uphold the option of adopting aggressive marketing strategies. Promoting and and expanding our beer, and bankrupting theirs.... 4. This agreement can be canceled after you pay your tab and don't come back for 24 hours. For the Imperial Entente--Tankobite For the Greater Confederacy--Lukediamondking For Ordo Cyberneticus--Martialis For the League of Ultra-Nationalist Nations--Bootyman244
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Last night I couldn't sleep so I decided to read the Cyber Nations Wiki for fun, you know, as a person does, right @Woryand? Looking over the alliances I like while admiring their contributions to the planet as a whole, I realized something shocking. I was flabbergasted! I was discombobulated! Cobra and my good friends over at FARK were not officially even acquainted. How would the denizens of Bob know how much we *insert heart emoji here* them if we didn’t announce it in a public forum??! The answer is, they would not! They would have no idea! Everyone will go to sleep and not be thinking about the inspiring friendship between Cobra and Fark! Well, I couldn’t have that so I just rushed to my computer and started typing this treaty. Then I thought to myself, wow, it is 2020 and everyone knows how this works, no noobs exist in CN anymore, just rerolls. So you know the treaty that says, Optional Defense and Aggression Pact? That is what this is! You are looking at another one! Yeah, this is a treaty announcement, I know you are all super excited to see Cobra and Fark making their friendship official. This is Cobra so here is a meme: This is also Boognish so here is a song: Fark and Cobra Go to a Bar Together This is Fark so here is a beer that I can’t legally drink yet: Signed for FARK: one_eighty_two - Submitter 905 - Squirrel Totalfark Council - Arcane, Decide R Inchief, Boz, Slick Johnson Signed for Cobra: Johnny Apocalypse - King Cobra General Tiki, General Kanabis, Lyanna - Royal Guard tldr: CN Treaty: Cobra and FARK now have an official Optional Defense and Aggression Pact -
Treaty of Sippin' Sweet Tea With the New Polar Order and Kashmir Article I: Let’s All Get Along Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other. Article II: Bless Your Heart Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement. Article III: I’ll Bring the Beer If either signatory requests assistance in the form of military assistance, economic aid, or political intervention, it is strongly encouraged for the other signatory to provide what help it can, though both parties accept that this is not an obligation. Article IV: Gossip Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share it with the other. Article V: See Ya’ll Later! It is the hope of both signatories that this pact may last forever, or until the bond it represents grows to the point where an upgrade is merited. Given the uncertainties of the future, however, it is recognized that should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe canceled after 72 hours notice. Signed for the New Polar Order EaTemUp - Emperor AlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator Emeritus HannaH - Minister of Truth Bdmon75 - Minister of Peace Blue Sam3 - Minister of Plenty Quantum Leap - Minister of Love Alexio15 - Deputy Minister of Truth /s/ Kashmir
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The Randomly Insane Treaty of Mutual Knighthood OR "Yet more paper..." The alliances the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and The Templar Knights (TTK) hereby declare that since we have known each other forever… that will officially continue. (Because this is official…) Article the First If our names are on this treaty we are saying that won’t fight (unless we’re wrestling), spy (unless we’re playing CLUE), or do any other super negative thing that friendly allied alliances don’t do. If this happens, the signatories shall see who has the most nukes and rock-paper-scissors to see who gets to decide the fate of the world. Article the Second Since our names are on the treaty, we are agreeing to share any information we want because we can. Namely, when someone is whisper gossiping, we’re going to pass it along because we’re like that. Article the Third Having said all that, we are all in if someone (other than the parties a heretofore mentioned) picks a fight, we got their backs. Article the Fourth And if one of us decides we want to go out and rough some other people up, we’ll check to see if the other wants to go as a spotter, or if they want to throw punches too… so the option to tag along and ride shotgun is open and available. Article the Fifth We generally take care of the other like siblings. So most of the time if either needs help with band-aids or money… we’ll pass some along. But being like siblings, sometimes we’ll just say to suck it up. Article the Sixth Since we each have guest keys to each other's residences, we need to make sure we leave a good 72 hours notice if we want our keys back, even if you already made extra copies… Affirmed, this day as posted, RIA Government Lord Cactuar Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Lord Cactuar of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc. Floridian Council: Cactimus Prime Mogar, Emperor of the Royal Ariana Grande Empire, Minister of Mogar Affairs, Minister of Attention, CN's Psychologist, Captain Planet Emeritus, Frequent nuclear rogue, First!, Master of Amsging, Banned for your Sins, King of Notaries, Dual Member of The Bear Cavalry whether they want him or not, Defender of all of the cybernations females, still working on coming up with more titles to catch up to Shadow, All Around Nice Guy, Also Hello Electron Sponge. Gigantuar Croix, bullied into gov by bRIAn Funktuar bRIAn, bullied croix into gov The Templar Knights Merick – Grand Master Rustikus – Marshal of Defense Riker – Marshal of Foreign Affairs Mandystalin – Marshal of Members Double B – Marshal of Recruitment Konstantine – Elder Council Sergeant At Arms King Irwin – Elder Council The Slam Anderson – Elder Council
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*THIS TREATY IS PENDING - IT HAS YET TO BE OFFICIALLY RATIFIED*
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Yes, it's a treaty in 2017 and it's a good one. Preamble: The Devils Brigade & Non Grata in the spirit of friendship and joint cooperation, hereby sign an Optional Defence and Optional Aggression Pact. Article I: Sovereignty In recognition of each other's sovereignty, the signatories agree that they shall not interfere in the internal / external affairs of one another. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories will refrain from any and all forms of hostile activity and aggression against one another, such as committing acts of espionage and the use of military force. Article III: Intelligence Either signatory is expected to pass on any intelligence which pertains to the safety of the other, in a timely manner. Article IV: Optional Defense and Aggression If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile alliance, they may ask the other for military and/or economic assistance. The other signatory while not required, reserves the right to provide military aid and assistance as they see fit. If either signatory intends to undertake aggressive military action against a third-party, it shall communicate this information to the other promptly. The other is not obligated to provide military/economic support under these circumstances, but may do so if it wishes. Article V: Cancellation Once signed by the parties involved, this pact shall have full effect. Should either alliance wish to cancel this pact, a 72-hour notification must be given before the pact can be considered void. Signed for Non Grata, "Approved by Caustic" Signed for The Devils Brigade, Jack Layton - Supreme Commander Morphine - Liberator of Treblinka Serberus - Minister of Internal Affairs
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Ring-Ding Didle Idle I De-o Article I: Nonaggression Both parties will refrain from engaging in bar fights against the other. Article II: AssistanceShould one party find themselves in a bar fight, they are able to call in the other to smash things with them or help pay the tab. Neither is obliged to help smash things or pay the tab, but they can if they want. Article III: IntelligenceShould one party notice someone spiking the drinks of the other, they are required by the bro code to share that as soon as possible. Bros before hoes!Article IV: CancellationWe hope to always be drinking buddies, but if the time comes to part ways, one party must buy the other one last round of drinks. The last round of partying will last 72 hours before both go find a new bar to drink at. Signed for We Are Perth ArmyWAPA Firm Tosh, Rickardo and Earl Dumarest Minister of Defense - BunnetSigned for the New Polar OrderEaTemUp - EmperorAlmightyGrub - Regent, Imperator EmeritusHannaH - Minister of TruthTerminator - Minister of PeaceDolorous Edd - Deputy Minister of PlentyTexas Longhorn - Deputy Minister of LoveCobrastrike - Deputy Minister of TruthBlue Sam3 - Minister of PlentyQuantum Leap - Minister of Love Bdmon75 - Deputy Minister of Peace
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Union of Communist Republics and Aevum OPTIONAL DEFENSE OR AGGRESSION PACT Preamble: The Union of Communist Republics (UCR) and Aevum hereby sign this Optional Defense or Aggression Pact in order to show their trust and recognition in each other. Article I: Internal Conflict: No comrade of either the Aevum or UCR shall ever commit an act of aggression toward each other. Any attacks by rogue nations will be punished as seen fit by the responsible signatory (or by a council of both alliances if such a request is made). Both alliances retain their sovereignty and remain free to conduct themselves as they see fit with other alliances on Planet Bob. Article II: Respect: Both signatories agree to remain civil to each other at all times in public and in private. Any disputes between UCR and Aevum should be first handled in private channels. Article III: Intelligence: We will share secrets important for each other's safety and we agree that secrets stay secrets. No telling to 3d parties without previous approval. Both alliance will share a forum for communication as well. Article IV: Defense and Aggression: If either the UCR or Aevum is attacked, the other may, at their discretion, come to their aid. Likewise, should one signatory find itself in an aggressive war, the other may opt to engage in war with them. Article V: Free Trade Agreement Both the Aevum and UCR agree to henceforth open all channels of trade to each others respective alliances. This includes Tech Dealing in pre arranged prices, common Trade Circles building, Foreign Aid and everything we forgot to mention here. Article VI: Protection Against Trade Abuse In the event of a Tech Deal or Trade Circle conflict, Aevum and UCR will deal with the issue effectively and in a fair manner; befitting of allies. Article VII: Cancellation: This treaty may be annulled at any time by either alliance. Should the need to annul occur, the cancelling alliance must give a 72 hour notice of their intention to cancel via private channels and a legitimate reason of why they have chosen this option. The treaty will remain in effect until the 72 hour period has elapsed Signed for the Union of Communist Republics: mrmarx, Premier TheRedSoviet, Commissar of Internal Affairs Blaist Blaland, Commissar of Defense ComradeV, Commissar of Foreign Affairs Signed for Aevum: Noctis Lucis Caelum, King
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Aevrum/Argent PIAT Preamble: This Peace, Intelligence, and Aid treaty is between the alliances of Aevrum and Argent, in the spirit of friendship and cooperation. Article I: Peace The signatories of this treaty agree not to conduct any acts of warfare, espionage, or any other acts of violence against the other. If this happens, the signatories shall handle the situation properly and maturely. Article II: Intelligence In the event that one signatory gains intelligence on the other that could be vital to their security, they agree to share that intelligence with each other. Article III: Aid At any time, a signatory of this treaty may ask for aid from the other. Although the other signatory has the option to refuse the aid, it is recommended that they send the aid as soon as possible. Article IV: Termination This treaty may be cancelled by either party with 72 hours advanced notice to the other through private channels. Article I stays in effect for an additional 7 days after the treaty is cancelled. Signed for Aevrum, Noctis Lucis Caelum, King ~~~~~~~ pjk11, Archon Signed for Argent, Lowsten, the Great and Powerful Emperor trimm, Regent Janax, Communications Minister
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Kingsglaive Article I: Peace Signatories of this treaty agree not to conduct any acts of warfare, espionage, or any other acts of violence against the other. Article II: Assistance Signatories of this treaty may request, offer or provide assistance to each other; although any assistance remains optional. Article III: Senate Signatories agree to work together on the Senate towards freedom on the Brown Team, as well as benefiting the whole team with proposals passed. Article IV: Trade Signatories agree their members will be able to trade resources and conduct tech deals with each other freely in a mutually beneficial fashion, as well as encourage such cooperation. Article V: Cancellation Signatories may cancel this treaty with 72 hours advanced notice to the other through private channels. Article I stays in effect for an additional 7 days after the treaty is cancelled. Signed for Aevrum,Noctis Lucis Caelum, King ~~~~~~~ pjk11, Archon Signed for aNiMaLz, RUKUNU, Supreme Warlord Sir Kindle, Mayor of the Palace
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Aevrum FTW In recognition of the friendship between both alliances, Aevrum & Fellowship of the Wolves agree to this military treaty. This treaty allows Aevrum and Fellowship of the Wolves to act in a unified and effective manner should any situation arise which justifies action. While this treaty does not force either signatory to defend each other, it is highly encouraged they do so. Signed for Aevrum, Noctis Lucis Caelum, King ~~~~~~~ pjk11, Archon Signed for Fellowship of The Wolves,- Alpha Canik
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POSSE/Clearwater Protectorate I. POSSE agrees to put Clearwater under their military and political protection. II. Clearwater agrees to discuss any potential treaties they sign with POSSE first while this Protectorate remains in effect III. Clearwater agrees to cooperate on the Senate by voting for the POSSE Senator. Signed for POSSE, Pjk11, Overseer Noctis Lucis Caelum, Triumvir of Foreign Affairs Alonso Quixano, Triumvir of War Signed for Clearwater, Loganherring, President
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Of Cats and Coils- ODoAP Presented by Steve Irwin. if you dont know him google it. In times of doubt, trust a feline to be your pal! You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours (ouch). Apocalypse Meow and COBRA hereby sign this Optional Defense Pact in mutual agreement. Terms of Endearment- Should either party find themselves in need of a helping hand, the other shall join at their own discretion. Foreign aid, military contributions, diplomatic intervention; these are all acceptable and shall be accordingly employed should the need arise. Both parties agree to work together to foster economic prosperity and work together physically and practically to improve our overall economic stability as friends and allies. Both parties agree to protect the interests of the other in good faith and solidarity and to maintain communication channels to assure clarity and comfort in both times of peace and war. In the event of communication breakdown, we ask that the dilinquent party writes a haiku on the virtues of communication. The final clause is unwritten and will cause heavy speculation amongst many, but not us... we know what it is but secretly so nobody knows where it is to even start speculating. Signatures for AM: Lord Darrin, Commandant Nord Belka, Sergeant Major Signatures for COBRA: -General Kanabis, King Cobra. -Lord Grimsin, Kuzar, Caspase, Kralot; The COBRA Royal Guard.
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aNiMaLz - COBRA Accords- .aNiMaLz and Cobra agree to be PIAT partners (Peace, Intelligence and Aid Treaty), and agree to never get in the way of each other's prosperity. .Both alliances agree to share intelligence if it will prevent the other from harm. .We agree to support each other politically, and if the issue is something that neither alliance agrees on, we agree to remain neutral, and not become aggressive over the matter. .We agree to respect each other's individual governments and sovereignty. .Military cooperation is strictly optional, but strongly encouraged Both sides look forward to peace and prosperity. We have an interesting history and we are all pleased it ended in friendship. _____________________________________________________________________ Signatures for aNiMaLz- .RUKUNU - Supreme Warlord .General Daniel - High Chancellor .Sir Kindle - Mayor of the Palace .Lulzist - Secretary General Signatures for COBRA- .General Kanabis- King Cobra .Lord Grimsin, Caspase, Kralot, and Nigel- The COBRA Royal Guard
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An October Surprise Article I – Sovereignty The parties shall respect the sovereignty of each other, and neither party shall engage in any conduct which may impinge on the sovereignty of the other. Article II – Non-aggression The parties shall not engage in aggressive actions against each other, including conducting espionage or declaring war on each other, or providing aid to enemies of either party. Article III – Intelligence Each party must share with the other party intelligence or information that relates to or affects the safety or security of the other party. Article IV – Optional Defense If one of the parties is subject to an attack from another alliance or rogue nation, the attacked party may request military or financial assistance from the other party and the other party is encouraged but not obligated to provide such assistance as it is capable of providing. Article V- Optional Agression In the event that one Party requires assistance in an aggressive war against a Non-Signatory Alliance, both Parties are encouraged but not obligated to assist the other by means of political, financial, and military aid. This treaty provides both signatories with full legal justification to enter a conflict that concerns the other, if they so choose. Article VI– Termination If one of the parties wishes to terminate this treaty, the terminating party must give 48 hours prior notice to the other party. Neither party shall engage in aggressive actions against each other for 72 hours after the termination of this treaty. Signed for the North Atlantic Defense Coalition, Secretary General and Foreign Affairs Minister: House Deputy Secretary General: Zygon Internal Affairs Minister: Chunky_Monkey Military Operations Commander: Aurelius Finance Minister: Scotia the Brave Education Minister: Sojourner Signed for Children of the Morrighan, The Morrighan Cerridwyn of Greenpeace The Morrigu Randalla of the HiElands, Badb Catha BigKif of Kifland, Macha ConRed of The Crimson Republic, Nemain
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Magnum Opus Opening Statement: Let the word go forth this 10th day of December, in the Year of Jack Layton two thousand and sixteen: Magnum Opus is made flesh. In order to promote international co-operation and to achieve international peace and security Magnum Opus will not resort to war with one another, will prescribe open, just, and honorable relations between each other, will abide by some manner of international law or another that may or may not yet exist, and will maintain scrupulous respect for all treaty obligations amongst organized peoples. Sovereignty: In forming this Bloc, we, the undersigned and overjoyed, hereby covenant to respect and maintain the full sovereignty of each signatory hereto. Know ye, O Bob, that while severally sovereign, we are jointly Voltron, coming together as needed to form a whole greater than the sum of our parts. Defense and Aggression: Should any signatory come under attack unprovoked, the full and unfettered might of the other signatories will be visited upon the attacker(s), including without limitation intelligence and financial aid. Should any signatory find it necessary or desirable in its sovereign discretion to visit war upon outsiders, other signatories shall retain the right, each in its sovereign discretion, to provide or not provide any and all manner of assistance. The Bloc retains the right to defend as a Bloc any alliance treaty-bound to any signatory hereto, if that be the will of the Bloc in its joint discretion as determined case by case, from time to time. In times of emergency a military advisor Cabinet shall be formed, not to be confused with the Governing Council not yet described in this document. This Cabinet will ideally be composed of the military strategists of each member alliance and will serve the Council to the best of their ability. Senate: Notwithstanding the various color spheres within the Bloc, signatories agree to support unequivocally the senators and policies of the other signatories. The Magnum Opus Council: 2. We will form a Council from our member nations headed by a Secretary who shall be tasked with herding the sheep. This person will be selected from the general membership in a manner much like the NHL All Star game before Bettman ruined it. 3. This Council will be made up of Representatives from each member alliance, the number shall be two. Not one, lest thee continue counting to two, definitely not three, and four is right out. Each Representative gets one vote. This is assuming two active people can be found. It is not important how these people are selected within each party so long as it is done fairly in the eyes of said alliance. 4. The Council shall meet from time to time, even if just to !@#$%^&*. 5. If Council Representatives or the Secretary are found to be screwing around those in Magnum Opus with more common sense may bring the law to them in the form of Street Justice. 6. The Secretary may have as many sub-secretaries as he or she wants in order to handle the paperwork. 7. The Council meeting will occur at a rotating forum location for as long as this game lasts. 12. Any squabbling between members of Magnum Opus should be discussed in an open manner at a meeting of the Council. The squabbling will be limited to 140 characters or less per squabbler. 13. The Secretary will have to listen to this squabbling and determine what in the hell. Special Occasions: If for some reason a vote is needed to settle a dispute between signatories, a Council majority vote of signatories is needed to settle the dispute, the result of which vote shall be honored by all signatories party to the dispute. Outside Relations: From time to time signatories may wish to propose and extend membership in the Bloc to other alliances. New alliances may join Magnum Opus, on a unanimous Council vote of all member alliances, at which time all rights and responsibilities of the Bloc will extend to the new alliance. If some external party has an issue with a member alliance of Magnum Opus and are not gaining any traction with them diplomatically, they may bring it to the Council and see if that goes any better for them. Expulsion: Any signatory undertaking actions or inactions deemed detrimental to the well-being of the bloc shall be subject to expulsion upon a unanimous vote of the Council, excluding the votes of the representatives of the party in question. It is presumed that signatories will endeavor diligently and in good faith to resolve any issues between them, before the prospect of expulsion is raised. Cancellation: Should any signatory determine that its path is no longer well-served by membership in the Bloc, it may exit 72 hours after serving written notice to the Bloc. During this 72-hour window, all rights and responsibilities of the alliance, and of the Bloc toward the alliance, remain in full force and effect. Signed for, Federation of COBRA: General Kanabis, King Cobra Kashmir: /s/ Kashmir Screaming Red Asses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgX-fKE6cJg Protectorate of Sovereign Socialist Ententes: pjk11, Commissar Alonso Quixano, Prime Minister andrewb610, Senator Varangian Guard: Signed, Jack Layton, Hilmir of the Varangians, OC, OBE, VC, DSC, Lord of All Asia Morphine, Formaelandi of the Varangians, Keeper of the Eight Virgins, Spiritual Leader of the Northmen
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The Treaty at the End of the Universe Preamble: The Mostly Harmless Alliance (MHA) and Atlas (Atlas) hereby proclaim these accords to establish a non-chaining mutual defence and optional aggression pact. Article I: Non-Aggression MHA and Atlas shall refrain from any acts of hostility from each other, and pledge for cordiality in their relationship. Article II: Defence Should a direct military action arise against either Atlas or MHA, it will be considered an attack on both alliances. This excludes aggressive actions made by either party on the behalf of other agreements that are subsequently responded to with military action. Article III: Aggression When either party is preparing to declare a state of war between themselves and another alliance, they have the option to include the other alliance, and assist in a way agreeable to both signatories. Article IV: Intelligence If either signatory is made aware of a threat to either alliance, immediate transmission of the intelligence is required. Article V: Cancellation It is our hope that these accords are never cancelled, but should they be, seven days private notice is required, followed by an additional seven days of public notice, during which all articles remain fully in effect. For Atlas Alexio President Lulzist Vice President Tevron Chancellor of FA Grealind Chancellor of IA For MHA Jesbro Triumvir KingBilly1 Triumvir jalap Triumvir Marduk MoBF
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The IRON Curtain Preamble The North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) and the Independent Republic of Orange Nations (IRON) hereby establish a buffer between themselves and the Soviet Union. Article I: Non-Aggression and Security NATO and IRON hereby pledge to refrain from taking up arms against one another. Both signatories will refrain from the use of espionage against the other. Should either signatory come into possession of information regarding the infringement of the other’s security by the Soviets, they are required to promptly share with the other. Article II: Checkpoint Charlie NATO and IRON have established defenses along our shared borders with the Soviet Union. Should the Soviets approach either of our borders with hostility, the other will respond in kind. Should either NATO or IRON come under attack as the result of venturing through Checkpoint Charlie of their own volition, the other signatory is encouraged but not required to respond. Article III: Aggression If either signatory believes it prudent to move against the East aggressively, turning the Cold War into a full fledged conflict, the other signatory may take up arms and join them if they believe it to be in their best interests. Article IV: Tear Down This Wall Should Mr. Gorbachev decide to tear down the wall "separating" the East from the West, the signatories will celebrate the end of this era with a drink, shake hands, and decide that the Curtain is no longer needed. This discussion will take place in private. Signed for the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Tsayka, Secretary General Da DreadLord, Secretary of Foreign Affairs asapilu, Secretary of Defense Lonabis, Secretary of Enlistment Signed for the Independent Republic of Orange Nations, The Warrior, President, IRON Councilor Rhizoctonia, Secretary of State, IRON Councilor Blade 619, Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor Hertt, Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor Mandarijn, Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor -
* TBC Flag provided by Rampage3 of TBC. Article 1: Sovereignty Matt: What do you think about Kylo Ren? Do you think he's going to finish what Darth Vader started? Gibs: What exactly has he started? Molagbol: I will say this for Kylo Ren, I think he gets a bad rep. I mean, he's trying to do something that's never been done in the history of the Galaxy. I mean rule everything? That's impressive, I admire the guy. Article 2: Aid Hoo: OK it's real easy, all you gotta do is rewire the calcinator. Matt: So.. remove, this? Hoo: Does that look like the calcinator? What's wrong with you? Molagbol: Hey Matt, it's this one right here. *points it out* Hoo: OK can we rewire it please? I haven't had my muffin yet, Matt! Chunky Monkey: Whaddup, Matt? *kicks wrench* Matt: Jerkface... Article 3: Intelligence Molagbol: This has been a really tough year for my family... we lost our son, he was in the Storm Trooper program. We're getting by... -- Matt: Hearing about Molagbol's son really struck a nerve with me... Especially since I'm the one that had Hoo kill him. Matt: Hey, I ran into Hoo in the bathroom. He told me to give you this. *Hands Molagbol a card* Molagbol: *opens card* "After the rain, comes the rainbow... sorry I killed your son I'm here to talk, always - Hoo" Article 4: Mandatory Defense + Non-Chaining Matt: My friend Shuru saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower. She said Kylo Ren had an 8-pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded. Zygon: What? Your friend is a liar man, Kylo Ren's a punk !@#$%*. That guy looks like he weighs 30 pounds soaking wet under that little black dress- *starts choking* Matt: Oh no he's choking on food. *force pushes Zygon through the vending machine Gibs: WHAT THE HELL MATT?? Molagbol: Yeah I'm not even touching this one, sorry! Article 5: Cancellation Matt: Have you guys seen Kylo Ren's lightsaber? Molagbol: Yeah man that thing's weird looking. Matt: No it's not it's awesome. Here lemme go see if I can find it. *walks out of the room then right back in with Kylo Ren's lightsaber* Gibs: That thing looks dangerous, like a little kid made it. Matt: Well then you don't have to look at it anymore!... After 72 hours! *throws lightsaber* For The Bear Cavalry, Shurukian, General Van HooIII, Storm Trooper Gibsonator21, Radar Technician For NADC, Darth Sidious: XxHouseArrestXx Darth Vader: Zygon Chunky Monkey Darth Maul: Gandorian Count Dooku: Scotia the Brave
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It is with pleasure that I announce the following protectorate agreement: Doom Kingdom (DK) and the Imperium of Supernova-X (SNX), the signatories, in the spirit of a shared desire to enjoy pakalolo and for mutual benefit, announce the following pact: Article I: Sovereignty Both signatories are separate alliances. Article II: Non-aggression Both signatories will refrain from any and all forms of hostile activity against each other, be it something as explicit as the use of military force or something covert such as espionage, for the duration of the pact. Any violation of this article by a member of either alliance will be resolved through appropriate government to government communication in a respectful manner. Article III: Intelligence Both signatories are to share any information or intelligence which pertains to the safety, stability, or overall well-being of each other. The recipient of any such information or intelligence is not to share it with third parties without explicit permission. Article IV: Economic Commonwealth SNX will enjoy Economic Commonwealth status with DK and allow exclusive access to tech production at mutually desired rates. SNX will also enjoy assistance from DK in implementing the Imperium 5 month plan goals. SNX and DK will also collaborate in other undisclosed areas. Article V: Aid and Military Support DK shall provide SNX with protection on a military level if required, and also diplomatic support as agreed between the signatories. DK may provide financial support to SNX, but is not required to do so except if unable to provide military assistance. SNX may optionally provide military and/or financial support to DK. Article VI: Cancellation Either party may cancel this agreement with 36 hours notice through appropriate channels. Signed for Doom Kingdom, The Doom Kingdom Government: Doomfather - Hapapants Doomanager - Lord Hershey Doombassador - White Chocolate Doomarshall - Banned Doomerchant - Bdewakantunwan Doomtender - Franz Ferdinand Harbinger of Doom - *Classified* The Doom Council: - Artigo - Berbers - Caliph - High Chancellor Liq - Karl Godel - Supreme Emperor Daeg - Xavier Renegade Angel Signed for Imperium of Supernova-X, Immortan Junka, Grand Marshal of the Imperium Unified Command Edward Graceford, Adjutant General of the Imperium Strategic Command Lemac, Major General of the Imperium Revolutionary Guard _____________________________________________________________________________ And now for the rest of the story: <Immortan_Junka> I’ll keep it brief and avoid the philosophy <WhiteChocolate> No philosophy?! <Immortan_Junka> lol I say that so people laugh instead of rolling eyes <WhiteChocolate> we must be on better terms if i'm not getting a speech <Immortan_Junka> yes <Immortan_Junka> speeches are best when many are watching <WhiteChocolate> show off <Immortan_Junka> When I speak to people I think are trustworthy I am more businesslike <WhiteChocolate> you will excuse me if that sounds odd to me <Immortan_Junka> actually, I wanted to bring up a thought exercise <Immortan_Junka> this theoretical alliance approached doomsphere about relations <Immortan_Junka> first reaction would be? (more discussion and it’s clear that the “thought exercise” is about SNX) <WhiteChocolate> And when taken out of the realm of hypothetical, I do have our membership and leadership to deal with. You challenge me, Sir, on how to even sell this to Doom Kingdom and DBDC. HA! I like a challenge, but you know not what you suggest! <Immortan_Junka> lol, its just a thought exercise at the moment <Immortan_Junka> my opinion is that doomsphere in general is big on turf <Immortan_Junka> expanding turf means expanding treaty connections <Immortan_Junka> it gives you wars to fight and allies to call upon <WhiteChocolate> Seriously, oh, hi Cuba, just a little update, we're going to treaty SNX and guess who is in charge over there now... <Immortan_Junka> lol <Immortan_Junka> the highest conquest is turning an enemy into an ally and I don't think he would turn that down <WhiteChocolate> He is, but with something like this I might have to take one nuke before his strategic mind kicks in :P <Immortan_Junka> lol <WhiteChocolate> We are called doomsphere for a reason <Immortan_Junka> this is just a thought exercise, not a negotiation ______________________________________________________________________________ One last point, notice the new Doom Kingdom government changes.
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Blood Pac(t) (see what we did there? ) Preamble, The night is dark and full of terrors, and knowing the world to be such, the two Packs of Sparta and Alpha Wolves come together to sign this here pact, written in blood. Winter is Coming! And only the Lord Bob knows what it holds in store. Article I. Blood of the Pack Both Packs acknowledge the existence of the other as an independent, sovereign pack, governed by their own laws and free from external pressures. Both Packs also agree to acknowledge the lawful leadership of one another, unless they are mistaken for someone else in communication channels and given valuable information. Article II. Truth of the Lord of Bob In the event that either Pack comes into possession of information that may in any way pertain to the security of the other, this information must be shared at the earliest opportunity. If the information is acquired through false identification, then a recorded transcript of the information is to be provided, for comedic purposes, and the guilty shall be burned for the glory of the Lord of Bob! Article III. Peace among Wolves As both are bound by blood, neither Pack shall engage in hostile actions against the other, including the use of military equipment, spying, economic sanctions, or any other actions that could be considered an act of war. Article IV. Winter is Coming! Upon the eventual invasion of a Pack’s hunting grounds by the undead legions of the White Walkers, the other Pack is obligated to come to the aid of the attacked party, using any and all means necessary, including obsidian, Valyrian steel, and RS-24 Yars ICBM's, should the attacked request assistance. Article V. Blood and Fire! In the event that one pack wishes to go Aegon on a third party, the other pack has the option, but is not obligated, to assist the former using any means deemed appropriate. Article VI. Blood Magic In the case that either Pack wishes to be released from its blood pact, it must begin the appropriate blood magic 72 hours before the desired end date. Signed for Sparta, Faroah, Archagetai DeathAdder, Basileus ForSparta, Archephor Jessica Rabbit, Ephor of Lykoi Cazaric, Ephor of Philoxenia Wilhelm the Demented, Ephor of Mesoa MrGed, Elder of Philoxenia ComradeVader007, Elder of Mesoa and Master of all that is Beardly whitetigger, Advisor Ghux, Archagetai's tool Enzos, signed for 100 tech Signed for Alpha Wolves, Malakarlian- Alpha Wolf Al Bundy- Beta Wolf (Foreign Diplomat) Ric Rast- Delta Wolf (Domestic Diplomat) Airindale -Sentinel Wolf (Minister of Defense)
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The new seasons sucked (comparatively). We're not going to make that mistake. Enjoy your reruns. "I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself - The Are You My Cousin? Accords" A Bob Loblaw Treaty Now the story of two wealthy alliances that have everything, and the one piece of paper which has no purpose but to keep them all together. Article I - No Touching Both parties agree that no touching is to occur between nations. Wars and other means of conflict are to be avoided at all cost between the two undersigned alliances. No touching! No touching! No touching! Article II - That's Why You Always Leave a Note Notes are a vital way to ensure communications between friends, and to make sure all limbs remain intact. Both parties agree to assist the other in parenting issues which may include but are not limited to incidents involving foods, cars, and boats. Article III - Sister Is My New Mother, Mother And is it me or is she looking hotter? Friendship and two way communication are vital to each party. Both alliances agree to be friendly and cordial and to resolve any potential disputes via private communications. Article IV - AHHHHHHHHHH GENE!!! Isn't he the best? Or is he just an idiot with balloons? When information worthy of being passed onto Gene Parmesan is discovered by either alliance, it becomes an obligation to pass on said information to the other alliance. GENE PARMESAN!!! Article V - There Is Always Money in the Banana Stand Both parties agree that burning down the Banana Stand is to be forbidden. Economic assistance and cooperation is encouraged to foster greater relations. We really can't make this more clear. Article VI - I Don't Understand The Question And I Won't Respond Whether or not it is a plate or platter is irrelevant. Both alliances agree to not explain this treaty to anyone. Article VII - Watch Out For Loose Seals! Swimming is dangerous. In the event of finding Lucille, Lucille Too, a Loose Seal, or any other dangerous encounter, either alliance can request the assistance of the other party. Fulfilling the request is not entirely optional - but neither is family. Just don't become a monster! Article VIII - Take To The Sea! Upon realizing the wise counsel of Barry Zuckerkorn, all future meeting shall be held in international waters. Should potential aggressive actions be discussed at these sea-born meetings, either party can opt to join in on the fun. It is international waters after all. Article IX - I've Made A Huge Mistake I've made a huge mistake. Maybe even the biggest little mistake I've ever made. Or even a huge tiny mistake. I don’t want no part of each other's tight-ass country-club. Say goodbye to these! Article X - Army Had A Half Day, Mother Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to. Should this treaty be dissolved, there will be a 72 hour additional Non-Aggression Pact added to the treaty in order to binge watch Arrested Development again, and to collect all of our medals. Article XI - The Man Inside Me Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Nothing wrong with that. I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can. I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks. Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can sink your arrow into my buttocks any time. Sengoku guarantees the New Pacific Order no more than five Red Senators. The New Pacific Order guarantees Sengoku no more than five Pink Senators. Signed For the New Pacific Order, Letum, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Dungeon Master of Order Frawley, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order SeasonsofLove, Necoho, & Scourge Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Signed For Sengoku, hartfw Emperor autosave36 Shogun Schad Daimyo of Foreign Affairs Auctor Daimyo of War Petro Daimyo of Finance Konrad Curze Daimyo of Communications han fei zi Daimyo of Develpoment Rogal Dorn Kensei
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