Captain Enema

Firefox, you don't get to try and shift the focus of the conversation off yourself. That is childish and it again shows the watery feces you pass off as genuinely useful offerings to the world around you. The focus of the conversation is you attacking the alliance that reached to lift a fallen one up. To attack someone performing an act of charity is a dishonorable thing and it shows what you really are worth.

So neither of you have a single thing to offer other than crying like stuck little piggies.

I find this situation more contrary than I did before. Firefox, Calidin, what value do you bring to the community? Do you squat upon it like an old man with the squirts over a hole in the ground off to the side of the road or do you bring something more substantial? From where I'm sitting, its your dirty brown hole is all I'm unfortunately having to look at. You are taking a gigantic loose greasy nasty squirt all over this thread for the sake of taking a few cheap shots at Junka and his people. So this is what I propose. I'm going to find another person like Bushwhacker. I'm going to pound them like Miley Cyrus's hind end on fleet week. I'm then going to start an auction for alliances to outbid each other in bringing aid and succor to the victim of my Miley Mark 3 Ravaged Backgate Triple Breakoff flank attack. This will be your chance to do more than squat on the community. You'll be able to bring real value for a change other than what you've been spinning.

How odd.. Some of You attack SNX, an alliance that has its set of problems to be sure, but none the less attack the only alliance that approached me and asked me to stop on Bushwhacker's behalf. So while you take shots at SNX, an alliance I have no loyalty to, I'd suggest you consider that you are trash talking the ones who reached out to Bushwhacker to help him through his initiation to our fair planet. SNX, Junka, reached out to me and asked me to lay off Bushwhacker, and he asked nicely. I didn't have to lay off and junka didn't really have to ask, but he did so to help Bushwhacker out. But yeah, back to your usual dickbeating and so forth.

While I demanded in pm that he duel me later on, I think that would be counterproductive towards his long term building programme. I will drop that term, but I do request he consider doing a week or two in tournament to better get a handle on the ways of the warrior upon our fine planet.

I will consent to BW joining SNX under the terms that will follow. Do note, these terms are non-negotiable. Immortan Junka must promise to never make fun of my frilly pink skirt that I like to wear after having a few too many beers. When he makes fun of my skirt, I'm deeply hurt and it makes me feel bad. I really don't like this and I will need Mr. Junky to stop. I will also require SNX to consent to me paying Mr. Whacker a princely sum of money that I did promise him elsewhere. Mr. Junkies, you will arrange a nation of your choosing and I will send that nation tech of an amount I will determine. Yes or no, ball is in your court snx.

The defcon bit was a mistake on my part. I pmed him ingame and suggested he change it to Defcon 1, which he did. He's since requested terms and sent me an ingame pm. Haven't read it and I won't post it. Blacktron's advice is solid but with the lack of cash you ought to avoid costly air attacks. Mogar, could you send him 3 million once this is over? I'll reimburse you directly with tech or cash if you want.

You've figured out how to change your defcon, you are somewhat catching up on ground attacks and air attacks. Though, at your level and the amount of your bankroll, you might want to stop buying planes. I won't use mine on you, if you don't use yours on me. Cruise missiles are ok, but considering how much cash you have... same deal.. I'd hold off on using them. Focus on ground attacks. Use cautious attacks to minimize your losses. You should also check my war screen, this will allow you to see the two other nations I'm fighting. You may want to send them messages and get together with them to try to mass wave me before update and then again after. Good luck and good hunting.

Before tomorrow you should do the following.. change your government to communist, you get a bonus for your troops. change your defcon to 5. buy 2 cruise missiles, as many troops as you can, and tanks. Deploy them, but don't put yourself into anarchy. attack me just before update and then do it again right after, I'll be at work, you can give it your best shot. I'm certain I missed a number of important steps, hopefully someone else will catch you up. For the duration of this engagement I will refrain from launching further offensive attacks until it appears that you've mastered the basics. Good luck! I'll see about lining you up with a spot of aid once this is over as well. Tally ho and good hunting!

You should deploy your troops now, though I commend your forces ability to defend their homeland. Cheeky sods beat me back twice, will you hold tomorrow? We shall see.

You forgot the Liberation Campaign in which the mighty AA of "The Check Is In the Mail" fought you one on one in a brave fight to liberate something or another that most likely was of no real consequence in the first place.

Yeah, I know, good on him. I'm fine with him, he admitted his part in the Bubble Gum War, I grew up to something roughly approaching my physical age, life went on.

I never realized Hartfw is such a softie. Boy, you one big bucket of baby tears. Like a constant waterfall of WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. How do you even get out of bed in the morning?

I support your retirement, you definitely should make the time to finish grade school.

So, now we got HIV as well.

You should know better than wasting your time trying to reach the unreachable.

Perhaps is Animalz promised extra hard to not raid Kort's protectorate again, they might be persuaded to drop the whole thing.

Methrage, I don't even give a flying monkey's nuts about your war with Goons. However, what I'm about to do is going to raise the hairs on someone particular's chinny chin chin. Not you Kashmir, I love yall fools. So don't take this in the wrong way, it's not directed at you. If you do take offense at me aiding Methmouth, lemme know, I'll drop some tech your sexy way. Nope, what I got, jesus can't touch, what I got, the halls of Valhalla can't rock.. God damn I'm gonna wake up hung over tomorrow. Doesn't matter though, still got some.

Blimey, strong words.. strong words indeed.

Steve Buscemi knows launch button. He just knows.

It warms my heart to see this and the growing friendship between Doom and Sparta. /0 Doom /0 Sparta /0 Dooparta

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I stand by my words in regards to your unnatural relations with your sister. And will you idiots get my mask fixed? I've yet to propose to an applicant that he do something disturbing with their weiner, bag of salt, and a pez dispenser in like a month or so.

And a walk down the historical lane of Stonewalls rogue fruitcakery.. http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Whistlin%27_Dixie_War not the first time he's gone mental and jumped off the deepend, won't be the last I'm sure.

Stonewall, the chaterbate thing with your screen name was me and it happened exactly once like a bajillion days ago and no Franz didn't make me do it.