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Captain Enema

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  1. I see a great list of tech raids myself....
  2. Didn't think you swung that way, but it explains a thing or two for sure.
  3. Didn't you two sweethearts used to pull each other's little choo choo trains?
  4. congratulations on gaining a peace that spares the combined forces opposing you from having their feelings from ever being hurt by your meanie words.
  5. Have you consulted any of the surviving members of the original League of Nations?
  6. Hey, I'm about to declare on a God nation to blow the stagger in such a manner that infuriates the NG triumvirate just because someone has to be that guy and I have like 3 open tech deals with AM. I might be a little late on my shipments, be patient, I'll pay in full.. might take a bit.
  7. Wow, how trashed was I when I posted this? Still, Grey is a bunch of rapists pedos.. etc.
  8. My alliance has hit ISX twice now, which indicates we are well the way apart from Junka and SNX. I believe him, he's making way more sense and the gibberish you are barfing up.
  9. Madness, gutteroil is the essential liquid of life, comes right under aged whiskey and above red meat.
  10. Or maybe the barrista barely speaks English and they got their coffee making guide off baidu.com. Beats me, I liked the flavor though, came across nice every time. Lopsang.. meh. Gutteroil is how I keep the colon cleaned out, goes right though you it does.
  11. Bullet proof coffee is disgusting, I tried it once and couldn't finish it. I suppose some people can guzzle coffee all day long and still get a decent night of sleep, I sure can't. I have my last cup before 12 in the afternoon and that's it. I like it black, which is amusing as I live in Asia. Whenever I ask for black coffee, they say, "Americano?" I'm like.. "That's black right?" and they reply, "Americano?" and I'm like, "Black yes?" and they say, "with milk and sugar?" and then I facepalm. My buddy's kettle held about 3 or 4 cups if I recall, which would indicate that 3 or 4 teabags was ideal. I find Chinese tea culture absolutely delightful as they put so much effort into it and take so much pride in their tea service and the quality of their tea. Though often I find the chinese tea absolutely gross unless it's a really good green tea.
  12. You can drink coffee all day, just not well advised if you want to sleep that night. I personally enjoy coffee in the morning with a couple pieces of toast and tea in the late afternoon with a sandwich. The best recipe for tea I found is from my deceased coworker, rest in peace you dirty old sex tourist and all around nice chap, in which he would put three or four tea bags in a small ceramic kettle, wrap it in a towel, and let it steep for a bit. Pour right from the kettle with milk or sugar depending on your liking. One of those habits I picked up from my English grandparents and 'Murican parents.
  13. CSN veteran here from a past life, live long and prosper GATO, even if it's for another 11 months.
  14. I hear NOne offers an excellent benefits package.
  15. Why you gotta make it all gay porn up in here? Damn son. Good to see that the LPCN has achieved some measure of stability. Libertarian principles, or principles of any sort for that matter, aren't best born in a crucible of chaos. The bricks used to build the foundation of such a government will no doubt be to poorly made to stand the test of time. That being said, yall some silly people for all the faux-outrage, basement tier trolling, and limp displays of ego-centrism.
  16. You want to be raped by grey? Go right on ahead and spread your meat curtains for them. Idiots.
  17. Grey sneaks in rapists, child molesters, and tax cheats. They definitely aren't sending their best people, we get their worst. The best way to deal with grey is to isolate them on an island in the South Pacific. This way we can be sure their genetic inferiority isn't polluting our genetic superiority with their hippity hop music and drugs.
  18. What do you do when you see a grey riding by on a bicycle? Call the cops, he's stealing your bike. We've all known for awhile now that the grey sphere is a haven for tax cheats, rapists, and thieves. They claim to live in peace but open their doors to the scum of the planet. Do we not owe it to ourselves to cleanse the stain that is grey? Careful research has found that the average grey is ten times more likely to be a violent offender than any other color sphere. Research shows greys are 10 times more likely to kill puppies and drop out of high school. Doctors have proven that the brain volume of a grey is on average the smallest of any color.
  19. "Reports out of Somalia are confusing, conflicting, and as usual contradictory," Admiral Degrasse said as he worked his way through a rather large pile of documents in front of him. "Situation normal, all @#$#ed up?" asked Dillion. "Looks that way," muttered Denard. "Clearly not enough to call for a full mobilization of the Brotherhood Militias," Empress Sufianna said. "No, not nearly enough, but we should raise our alert levels, order the 1st and 2nd RCTs to begin notifying their active reserve battalions to properly prepare themselves," Dillion suggested. "Throw in the 3rd as well, the Morte Hommes would get jealous if the Red Legs and Spartans got orders and they didn't," Denard said. "We should also consider preparing to enter Somalia in force if things get too far out of hand." "No, hold our own for now," the Empress ordered. "We've kept to ourselves in our enclave here in Sudan for good reason. Stability has been good for us, prosperity even better. I will ask Port of Sudan Imports and Exports to make contact with the Somalians in an unofficial capacity and request a briefing on the situation." "Gentleman Johnny will no doubt find away to turn a profit," Denard said with a snort. "And notifications for the active reserves?" Dillion asked. "Of course, the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd RCTS are to notify their active reserve battalions to do inventories of their stocks. Have them do a readiness check as well to see who is deploy-able and who isn't," the Empress ordered. "I'll see to it myself," Denard said. "Good," the Empress replied quietly as she dismissed the three men from her private office.
  20. You made it about yourself Firefox when you started attacking the only alliance to help out Bushwhacker. Own your actions, you made a poor showing in this discussion and should show the remorse and contrition required of a world leader. This is the sort of behavior I'd expect out of a member of the Lord Hitchcock Kooky Klown Krew. You've opened your sorry ass up, sprayed your filth all over a decent group of people, and are trying to weasel off. Go die in a nuclear fire, preferably one started by launching all your missiles straight up.
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