Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Let me begin with a history lesson. Back in the days of 2007, a group of thugs, bullies, fools, and misfits formed a faction known as the Unjust Path. These people were rightfully crushed by the New Polar Order and several of its loyal allies, and justice was had by all. However, Sponge failed. He was too merciful and did not pursue these rejects to their new homes. Now once again they have gathered and pose a threat to freedom, liberty, and justice everywhere. I, supreme leader, Emperor Rebel Virginia of FAIL, cannot allow this. Current two beacons of all that is right in this world, Polaris and the Sith, stand alone against these hooligans. No more! FAIL has returned, and we shall be victorious. As of this moment, we recognize a state of war with all who are at war with our good friends Polaris and the New Sith Order. Viva FAIL! Viva Rebel Virginia! Never give up, never surrender! Signed, On this day of January 25, 2010, Rebel Virginia, God Emperor of the Federated Allied Independence League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I hope this isn't my only birthday present RV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Pitt Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This isn't the UJP 2.0, it's far from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Pure brilliance in its absolute finest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Name Is Romance Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 However, Sponge failed. He was too merciful and did not pursue these rejects to their new homes. Now once again they have gathered and pose a threat to freedom, liberty, and justice everywhere. I, supreme leader, Emperor Rebel Virginia of FAIL, cannot allow this. Glad you support PZI, or at least perma war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philp110 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This is... not exciting to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 This is... not exciting to me. It is not my job to excite you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Good luck RV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Oh RV, when will you go away. /me throws a dime in the wishing well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Oh RV, when will you go away. /me throws a dime in the wishing well Never. The more you wish for me to go away the stronger a presence I become. If you wish for your desire to come true, you must learn to love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bordiga Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I'm uncertain why the formation of FAIL is necessary given you were already a member of NSO. Do you want others to join you in this fight? FAIL is just... such a bad acronym. Anyway, good luck, may you crush \m/ and their ratbag gang into the dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biazt Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ahaha was this the big announcement you were talking about? FAIL indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Let me begin with a history lesson. I see a propaganda piece and someone who couldn't manage to stay in NSO and fight a proper war, not so much history. Well let me take that back...with luck, this is your last ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 o/ Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jackson Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 I hope you're ready to burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 /me sits in RV's lap Yeehaw, Whats with the uprising? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Are you going for PZI in this war? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 with luck, this is your last ride. Not likely. And Thomas Jackson, not likely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ascend via the Unjust Path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 [15:16] <Grumpdogg[NpO]> I hereby declare that Rebel_Virginia is an honorary Seal Battalion member [15:16] <Grumpdogg[NpO]> ./s/ Grumpdogg - Deputy Minister of Peace for the New Polar Order [15:16] <Grumpdogg[NpO]> o/ [15:16] <Grumpdogg[NpO]> SWIM MY PRETTIES! [15:18] <Rebel_Virginia> Great. Forward FAIL forever! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ascend via the Unjust Path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Ascend via the Unjust Path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jackson Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 Not likely. And Thomas Jackson, not likely. You will be ascending via the Unjust Path, whether you like it or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrie Melodies Posted January 25, 2010 Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 RV, it will be my pleasure to have the sentence you wished upon us placed upon you. GG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2010 RV, it will be my pleasure to have the sentence you wished upon us placed upon you. GG I am indestructible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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