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Another tumultuous period in LSF's dramatic history as scandal rocks the Delegates Council. 'Government' computers were found to contain scores of gigabytes of hard-core anime videos, pictures, and other related files that, until previously, were not to be found [i]anywhere[/i] outside of the SOS Brigade's member states, contravening numerous international trade embargoes and morality laws.

When asked by this reporter to explain the outrage, an un-named insider provided me with this damning document:

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[SIZE=5][b]I Went To Akihabara Again, Searching For Anarchists And I Got Another Of Those Stupid Flags[/b][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]A Treaty of Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression[/SIZE]
=== [b]Article I - Peace[/b] ===
The SOS Brigade (SOS) and the Libertarian Socialist Federation (LSF) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also resolve to seek diplomatic means to any possible conflicts they may have. Both alliances should look out for each others well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack each other for any reason. In the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence.

=== [b]Article II - Intelligence[/b] ===
Should either party receive information that pertains to the safety or well-being of the other signatory, they will seek to make it known to that signatory. Also, if either signatory has any reason to believe a security breach exists in the other alliance they are to present this concern and any evidence to their other signatory. Additionally, both parties agree not to commit espionage against each other.

=== [b]Article III - War[/b] ===
[b]Both signatories agree to defend the other by any means necessary in the event that an aggressive war is initiated by a third party; upon the request of the attacked signatory, defense is mandatory. Signatories are not required to do so, however, if the other has been attacked for fulfilling another treaty. In the event of such defense "chaining," defense is optional though encouraged. Should a signatory wish to commit to an offensive war, they may request aid and the other signatory is encouraged, but not obligated, to go to war with them.[/b]

=== [b]Article IV - Cancellation[/b] ===
In the unlikely event either signatory wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 48 hours' notice to the other party with reasons through private channels. This treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period.

=== [b]Signed for the Libertarian Socialist Federation[/b] ===
The Delegates Council

=== [b]Signed for the SOS Brigade[/b] ===
[b]Arrnea[/b], [i]Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Wielder of Unlimited Cynic Works, Originator of Paranoia, Dispenser of Ire, Lord of Delusion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Master of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess[/i]
[b]Locke[/b], [i]Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student of the SOS Brigade, [b]All Around Nice Guy, Speaker for the Purple Sphere[/b], Resident Azu-nyan, Empress of All Things Feline, Wielder of the Nekomimi, Catgirl Wonder, Enemy of Fun[/i]
[b]Myrrh-nee~[/b], [i]Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot, Resident Fujoshi, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity, and Mistress of the Ero[/i]
[b]Bernkastel[/b], [i]Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko of the SOS Brigade, Official Trollwitch, Unabashed Narcissist, Destroyer of Moeblobs and Lolis, Lover of Shota[/i]
[b]Utracia[/b], [i]Ordinary Human and Errand Boy, Fox Deity, Breeder of Yandere, Destroyer of Worlds, Corrupter of the Innocent[/i][/center][/quote]

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Why anyone would sign anything with sos is beyond me. Only reason I could see is that they're the least likely alliance to drag you into any sort of conflict due to not having enough spine to stand up for themselves let alone their allies.

I assume this was signed a while ago since at least one of the people that signed for sos isn't in that alliance anymore.

Anyways congratulations to everyone.

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The mention of hard core anime was welcome, but the lack of any actual links to it was disappointing.

o/ LSF
o/ SOS

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SOS Brigade won't even defend it's own members, so I'm not sure why any of you thought it'd be a good idea to treaty them. Then again, you're "libertarian socialists", so I can see how your judgement might be a bit flawed.

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Very nice to finally see this. When times got tough, LSF was willing to go to bat for SOS. They didn't care about maintaining and protecting the current quad-bloc hegemony, they actually cared about SOS. They weren't threatening cancellation on SOS. They didn't want to force out gov members for petty reasons. Thanks LSF, you are a true friend.

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[quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1296679554' post='2616505']
Very nice to finally see this. When times got tough, LSF was willing to go to bat for SOS. They didn't care about maintaining and protecting the current quad-bloc hegemony, they actually cared about SOS. They weren't threatening cancellation on SOS. They didn't want to force out gov members for petty reasons. Thanks LSF, you are a true friend.
[/quote]

You care about SOS so much that you left them and are now in TIO.

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1296680361' post='2616519']
You care about SOS so much that you left them and are now in TIO.
[/quote]

It's true, I do care. I care about SOS and TIO equally. Both are alliances I helped found and build up. I am rather enjoying watching those who threaten SOS on a daily basis burn. I'm also enjoying the fact I get to participate in the burning of those threats. I predict I'll be back in no time at all, so why bother explaining my reasons for leaving. You probably don't care.

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Welp, if two alliances ever deserved each other, its these two, both of you are just terrible.

Edited by memoryproblems

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1296680361' post='2616519']
You care about SOS so much that you left them and are now in TIO.
[/quote]

Considering what happened if I was him I would of left too. Doesn't mean I wouldn't care for the alliance.

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This trend as of late of signing treaties in the middle of a war is rather odd. i thought we went to war in an attempt to blow up the treaty web

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LSF are great people, naturally I approve of this treaty and am glad to see this announced. :)

I see Tetris is just as pleased, gives them an opportunity to send us more of their little love notes. You're welcome. :v:

Edited by Utracia

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1296678867' post='2616491']
Then again, you're "libertarian socialists", so I can see how your judgement might be a bit flawed.
[/quote]
[url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism#History"]Here, enjoy.[/url] I know, the socialist part is quite redundant it's sad we have to put it in order for some people to not get confused. If I started calling an apple an orange it wouldn't become an orange, it would remain an apple.

[quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1296679340' post='2616498']
My condolences LSF
[/quote]
Thanks, trully apreciated.

[quote name='memoryproblems' timestamp='1296682006' post='2616542']
Welp, if two alliances ever deserved each other, its these two, both of you are just terrible.
[/quote]
Care to elaborate a bit more on the terrible thing. There is always room for improvement so anything we can do to be better in your eyes? Maybe be as all alliances on Bob? Wouldn't that be boring, where's the fun in doing what every one else does?

And thanks to those who expressed their well wishes.

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o/ LSF
o/ SOS団

we love them evil haruhiists :D

glad this was finally posted, it passed a few days ago but the announcement was sadly delayed due to the peculiar circumstances

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[quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1296679554' post='2616505']
Very nice to finally see this. When times got tough, LSF was willing to go to bat for SOS. They didn't care about maintaining and protecting the current quad-bloc hegemony, they actually cared about SOS. [b]They weren't threatening cancellation on SOS. They didn't want to force out gov members for petty reasons.[/b] Thanks LSF, you are a true friend.
[/quote]

I find the bolded particularly ironic.

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