BloodFury Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [center][img]http://i.imagehost.org/0349/REQ_OO_announcement_Yellowized.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://everythingandnothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/24/dictator.jpg[/img][/center] Good Evening Gentlemen, Gentlewomen, and Gentlepixels. I come before you with this following announcement. With wars being launched recently and attention in the Octava Orden government being distracted I have taken the time to coup the current government and place myself in charge as the Dictator. With the troublesome government out of place and with the former Emperador Ezequiel currently being taken to the dungeons for torture and interrogation I come before you all to tell you that I am the new ruling body. [center][img]http://a.imagehost.org/0983/zekebars.png[/img] [img]http://www.visualstatistics.net/east-west/Contemporary%20Torture/Water%20Torture.jpg[/img][/center] I am the sole authority and leader of Octava Orden from this moment forward. I plan on great things for the future of Octava Orden. With those that held the alliance back gone, I promise all that Octava Orden will land on The Moon! [center][img]http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/8558/NEWmissionmoon.jpg[/img][/center] I will also be adding a position below me, the protector of Kittens, whom I will be giving the position to Liltrekkie as he is the only one that is serious enough to take this position and protect all the poor little kittens that could possible hurt during this bloody coup or left homeless. [center][img]http://photos.vaxlan.net/d/27405-2/Blitzkrieg+Kittens.jpg[/img][/center] All former government members will be kept in the alliance and will be reeducated to serve in this new greater Octava Orden as pawns to my greater plans. By the time you finish reading this announcement my troops will have secured the entire border of Octava Orden and my reign of terror will have begun. [center][img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xRFNBWST25E/SbB-8dhwpXI/AAAAAAAADQc/Owzjz5u45pM/s400/donkey+assult+vehicle.jpg[/img][/center] Signed for Octava Orden, [i][b]Dictator - BloodFury Defender of Kittens - Liltrekkie[/b][/i] [center][img]http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dcr0591l.jpg[/img][/center] PS: To Encourage Growth we will be starting a dating service so our military women can find men abroad to ensure the continued growth of our great nation. [center][img]http://www.allmilitary.com/i/Image/Military_Humor_Miss_America_1.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Girard Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 .... well okay then. You uhhh have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I pray that this is real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Just disband...please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) [s]Congrats on the new gov? [/s] Found out this is legit. Holy crap, I hope things get under control over there... Edited January 18, 2011 by bakamitai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 When does Amazon Nations drop your protectorate so we can declare a war of our own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I also pray that the next time you post an announcement, you use more non-sequitur images that you got from a quick search. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Please be true... please be true... please be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Empress Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) [s]Best[/s] Most hilarious announcement I've seen all night, hands down. Edited January 18, 2011 by Silver Empress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
relyt92 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Don't you dare treat Zeke like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Congrats on your new position of power. o/ Dictator BloodFury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezy Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Congratulations on your position BloodFury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 On behalf of Sanitarium, I'd like to congratulate our allies in Octava Orden on the new government, I find this move sad but necessary, and I look forward to working alongside with BloodFury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Cool story bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reccesion Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Got to admit, funnest thing to read tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I never understood coups. If you don't like the way someone is running their alliance, leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Thank you all for the support I am getting on here and on IRC. I promise to turn this alliance that Ezequiel brought into the ground into something great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Wow, end of the line? Goodbye OO, I'll be in your celler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodjewel Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 OO has been on a downwards spiral because of bad leadership. BloodFury will rectify this and make this a better world. Also Schatt getout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='BloodFury' timestamp='1295334130' post='2580634'] Thank you all for the support I am getting on here and on IRC. I promise to turn this alliance that Ezequiel brought into the ground into something great. [/quote] The only time me and Ezequiel had problems were when you were threatening me by saying I'd better deal with you before he came around. I have a feeling that with a right-hand man like that, Zeke didn't have a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295334270' post='2580643'] The only time me and Ezequiel had problems were when you were threatening me by saying I'd better deal with you before he came around. I have a feeling that with a right-hand man like that, Zeke didn't have a leg to stand on. [/quote] You Mad? I personally never liked you so any excuse to give you a problem was a good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 (edited) [quote name='BloodFury' timestamp='1295334334' post='2580648'] You Mad? I personally never liked you so any excuse to give you a problem was a good reason. [/quote] You give yourself too much credit. Of course, that's to be expected of a powerhungry little man that heralds himself a savior in the middle of a coup. Edited January 18, 2011 by Schattenmann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='memoryproblems' timestamp='1295333804' post='2580614'] On behalf of Sanitarium, I'd like to congratulate our allies in Octava Orden on the new government, I find this move sad but necessary, and I look forward to working alongside with BloodFury. [/quote] Your allied to these people? We're gunna have to throw you out of TCA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 I can't decide if this pleases me or not. Surely, nobody could be worse than Zeke. [i]Or could they?[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1295334393' post='2580654'] You give yourself too much credit. Of course, that's to be expected of a powerhungry little man that heralds himself a savior in the middle of a coup. [/quote] I give myself no credit other than a successful Coup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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