Pikachujc Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] Greeting. It has been long time since last announcement written by Park Hwang-Bo. No worry! I return to bless you with my excellence England, which I study in great earnest at Kim Jong-Il School for Mental Retard. Before I continue with announce, Kim Jong-Il has decide to allow you access to top secret document that outline true facts about North Korea. [quote] [b]Music:[/b] [center][img] http://www.metergallery.com/photos/watan_ideo_band_4.jpg[/img][/center] Think North Korea is strict and regimented? The band above is North Korea's most rowdy girl band, called "Loyal Women for the Purpose of Spreading Musical Benefits to the Glory of Kim Jong-Il". The play such upbeat numbers as "Song of Praise of Kim Jong-Il" and "Song of Adulation of Kim Jong-Il" and even "Song of Exaltation of Kim Jong-Il". Their music has been condemned by older North Koreans as "controversial" and "not enough praise". See? North Korea isn't as authoritarian as you thought. [b]Education:[/b] [center][img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/21/nkorea_students,0.jpg[/img][/center] Our school uniforms are very important. We did much research in many informative documentaries, such as Sailor Moon, to decide their design. Furthermore, we have the most advanced technology. The students here are writing a report on whether Kim Jong-Il is as good looking as Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba. But that student in the back was playing "Pop Pamela's Boobs" on Armor Games, and had his screen covered with wrapping paper. We don't tolerate misbehaviour in North Korea. [b]Sports:[/b] [center][img]http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/081205_p20_sport.jpg[/img][/center] North Korea boasts many victories in international sports. We have won the FIFA World Cup 267 years in a row, and we have won all the Gold medals in the Olympic games since it was first started in North Korea. The woman above, Kim Nam-Chow, is fighting to get the ball from the visibly weaker and more stupid Frenchwoman on the left. This is because if she loses the game, she'll get her balls cut off. We call this motivational strategy, the "Win the game or you'll get your balls cut off" strategy. [/quote] As you can see, North Korea is the leader in education, sports and music. Despite our obvious superiority in all of these fields, Kim Jong-Il has noted more success. North Korea has always struggled with having too many loyal Communists whose NS has been crushed by American imperialists. Now, we are proud to enjoy an Average NS of 15,000. "That is not a milestone," you may say. "Ours is far higher." To which I reply, "Is your alliance constantly under threat from foreign devils? No? Didn't think so." So we all demand your congratulations and praise. That's all, everyone. And remember, [center][img]http://interracialscentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/1278313065500.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubsy Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 All hail Dear Leader Kim-Jong Il! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Hail Kim Jong-Il! and lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batallion Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Coke drink.... Keyboard... The Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xR1 Fatal Instinct Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 [quote name='Batallion' timestamp='1291165560' post='2526882'] Coke drink.... Keyboard... The Game. [/quote] I lost... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 All hail the free democratic republic of North Korea under the supreme service of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Overlord of the World! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Wallace Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I enjoyed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 A worthwhile post!! Thanks for the entertainment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Me support nutty NS Growth congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emphix Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 average of 15k? hell yes! congrats NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorkPotPie Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Congrats mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 haha great announcement NNK. The embarago on fun has been lifted everyone! Come join the party! #nnk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 Your advance is truly glorious, and your foreign devils certainly most cunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguino Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 /o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manis B Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 This was pretty funny. BEST KOREA EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansarius Posted December 1, 2010 Report Share Posted December 1, 2010 I always look forward to reading Nutty North Korean announcements Congratulations with your milestone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandler Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 This announcement makes me happy. o/ NNK Down with Foreign Devils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddyyo Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 NNK nashun string is best nashun string! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Joseph I Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 I have to say this is my first NNK announcement which I have viewed. I look forward to seeing future announcements from you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autosave36 Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Love NNK announcements, keep up the laughs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Terrible Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 NNK has a monopoly on funny OWF announcements apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic King Posted December 2, 2010 Report Share Posted December 2, 2010 Gotta admit these announcements are amusing. I just wonder if the alliance boards are as full of win as these postings on OWF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcicyst Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 WIN POST! Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 I LOL'd, awesome announcement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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