The MVP Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 (edited) This is a bit of odd humor. What are things you'd see in CN that you would never suspect these people could do in real life? Here's my list: TOLWYN teaches a class on how to use indoor voices. sedrick and Bob Sanders are the head of the English department at a university. mpol is an avid member of the ACLU. Xiphosis is a caretaker/nurse. TheMVP/AUT/Misr is an amazing softspoken speech giver who believes no one should use poles. Rebel Virginia is a real life GOON. banned member insists on not being the first person to something. All I can think up for now. Edited September 21, 2010 by The MVP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linden16 Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Poles are very useful, polls on the other hand are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 ok here's my stab at it: Londo Mollari as a Buddhist monk. Doppelganger as a diplomat. Olaf_Styfe as a charismatic politician. Archon as a fast-food worker. Dilber as a Chinese factory worker. 'The Duck' as an economist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Z Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 The MVP as someone who got a question right on Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 what's this about Tolwyn? O_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 grahamkeatley being in a Christian rock band. KeyStroke being in a Black Metal band. Sargun being a censor/member of a BS&P. Linden16 being a fan of the Colorado Avalanche/Calgary Flames. Dragonknight1000 suffering from herpetophobia (fear of lizards). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEverettKoop Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 That the first reply wasn't "The Spanish Inquisition" makes me lose all hope for humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 The Spanish Inquisition! Also, Ninja R being a pro-abortion protester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Ivan Moldavi, Heineken spokesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Ivan Moldavi being unable to prove that there is no rust on a fine automobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Trotskys Revenge being Ghostface Killah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Margrave being in the Girl Scouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Lamuella being a Tea Partier Senji not being a general lunatic Ninja R getting high mrcalkin not getting high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1285166199' post='2460946'] mrcalkin not getting high [/quote] The universe would collapse on itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 That Shamed is secretly deep down a Dallas fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 [quote name='CEverettKoop' timestamp='1285125632' post='2460568'] That the first reply wasn't "The Spanish Inquisition" makes me lose all hope for humanity. [/quote] LiquidMercury, military strategist (see what I did there?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Stumpy not being royalty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Impero being literate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 People in SF wearing pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 WickedJ being boring. Oh wait, I wouldn't expect that in CN [i]or[/i] RL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 [quote name='New Frontier' timestamp='1285126758' post='2460584'] Ivan Moldavi being unable to prove that there is no rust on a fine automobile. [/quote] You are pretty much my favorite person in the entire world right now. Ahh; those were good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Tygaland, UN Arms Inspector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 The Crimson King - Garth Brooks fan Ruggerdawg - Republican Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anu Drake Posted September 24, 2010 Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1285107220' post='2460331'] Xiphosis is a caretaker/nurse. Rebel Virginia is a real life GOON. [/quote] I can see both of these being believable. Xiphosis has the heart to do that and being a real life GOON is pretty common (I'm one, unless you're talking about being a bully). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted September 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2010 [quote name='Anu Drake' timestamp='1285337818' post='2463290'] I can see both of these being believable. Xiphosis has the heart to do that and being a real life GOON is pretty common (I'm one, unless you're talking about being a bully). [/quote] I'll have you know RV is a perfect southern gentleman. I know so myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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