Excuse me, this would this be the seventh?

[Tarikmo]

[ Completely Serious Business, all humor will be raged at]


Oh my Admin, in the name of Colbert our lulz and lolz. What have I done?! Let's get back to work, Jimmy! To the writing device!

[size="3"][b] The [s]Pepsi[/s] Lounge Refresh Project [/b][/size]

Oh yes, it's just been to long! We need to bring freshness back, we need to bring back, The Lounge! Or in Espanol, El Amazingo Lounga! Without any further ado, here's the 7th Lounge!


[size="5"][b]Thread of the week[/b][/size]
We have a double winner folks! Both are by NSO!

[url]http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=92057[/url] - Wad of Lint's NSO thread

So apparently NSO needed a fresh start, can't blame them, it's always good to freshen up you're image! I applaud NSO for their endeavor to start a new chapter in their history. Maybe NSO will become a strong, respected alliance, with a great FA system, and dependable allies. I think the NSO is finally done being the drama alliance. Oh? What's that? The second NSO thread? What about it?


[url]http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=92156[/url] - NSO cancels on IRON

[img]http://www.mydwynterstudios.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/normal_colbert_headdesk.jpg[/img]

Why? Just once NSO? Please? Don't you understand anything about drama? Well here's the summary, it builds up, it climaxes, it ends. Nothing more, you know what it's called when things just keep going on and don't stop? They are called The Simpsons, Pokemon(Show) and Misr. Wait a second, now I get it! When you said new era, you meant an era without allies!




[size="3"][b] The Worst thread of the week [/b][/size]

I hate to do this, but it's very necessary. This one goes to TIO and NpO's treaty thread. Why? I love the treaty, it's about as simple as a treaty gets. I'm furious however, that the New Polar Order [b]refuses[/b] to constantly remember the past. I'm talking of course, about the title of topic. Come on Penguin! I thought we had moved past this! Why haven't you guys learned from the ways of Grub? No one wants to read a topic if it isn't summarized in the Topic title or topic description! For example, here are 3 alliances that are doing it right:

The Lost World anniversary + Q&A - See? How straight forward that is? I know it's about their anniversary and a Q&A. Now my only question for the Q&A would be how if your the lost world, how did you manage to post this on OWF?

An official announcement from the Legion - Well isn't that nice, now I know the announcement isn't faked! And just look at that topic description:

You hate the Legion and we hate the Legion too! - Well how about that! This could be a real quality thread we have on our hands, it's the second most accurate description on OWF currently! Legion hates Legion, and so you do, let's talk about it!

So what is the most accurate? It would of course be this topic:

UOKMB is proud to announce - Well it starts off a little rugged, but at least their proud to announce something, I wonder what it is? What are they so proud of?

Description:
We're getting bigger! - So that's what their proud of! Wait, when they said getting bigger, they were talking about the alliance right? I don't know I didn't read the thread!



[size="3"][b] Official Spy topic [/b][/size]


You know how it goes. Little does VE know I've been spying on their operations, and I've found out some very vital information that you guys might want to know. Here's what I've found out.

[code]
[18:59] <Reptyler[VE]> roll VE
[18:59] <SpringtimeforHitler[VE]> ah lol, aren't they signatories of a treaty were on?
[/code]
That's right, VE is allied to itself! A very ingenious defense if you ask me.

[code]
[19:01] <Reptyler[VE]> Let me put on my thinking cap
[/code]

That's right, you need caps to think in VE!


[code]
[18:56] <Reptyler[VE]> (tarikmo3rd is a spy)
[/code]

That's right! Tarikmo- wait what? How'd they find me out?!
[code]
[18:55] * tarikmo3rd spies on VE
[18:55] <tarikmo3rd> Oh don't mind me
[18:56] <tarikmo3rd> I'm just here for all your secrets
[/code]

Oh right, that might of been the reason why. Well, since I'm found out, my future is in Overlord Impero's hands! While my fate is being decided by the green menace, here's a special documentary.

[size="5"][b]Lounge VII: TIP After the Disbandment[/size][/b](Don't know about TIP or Pokemon? [b]Get out[/b]

Around a month ago and 2 weeks ago, Inactivity challenged TIP to a battle. The result was a disaster. TIP was thoroughly beaten, and was forced to disband. We all have been keeping in contact since disbandment, and it reminded us of the times of old. Here are some logs of the past month, and the nostalgia that TIP brought us:


[code]<Tarikmo3rd> Now that TIP's gone, what do we do?
<Gairyuki> My precious creation :[
<Tarikmo3rd> WE HAVE TO RECREATE TIP
<Gairyuki> why?
<Tarikmo3rd> CAUSE WE WERE THE ONLY POKEFAN ALLIANCE
<Gairyuki> and if we don't?
<Tarikmo3rd> THEN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!
<Gairyuki> Well, want to poke battle before that?
<Tarikmo3rd> Sure, BUT IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE BECAUSE THE POKEBALLS ARE INERT
<Gairyuki> STOP MAKING DRAGONBALL Z REFERENCES
<Tarikmo3rd> My Magikarp is over level 9!
<Takku> THAT DOESN'T MAKE SPLASH ANYMORE EFFECTIVE
<Tarikmo3rd> :[[/code]


[code]
<TheListener> Tarikmo3rd
<Tarikmo3rd> Yeah, what is it?
<Gairyuki> No TL
<TheListener> ?
<Gairyuki> I know what you're going to say, but Tarik shouldn't be the one to do it.
<TheListener> But then who?
<Chet> If anyone can do it, it's Tarik
<Gairyuki> I guess so, go ahead then
<TheListener> Tarik, avenge TIP!
<Tarikmo3rd> Ok, but first, I need to assemble my team.
[/code]


(Music to go with this?: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbXOyXaJJBc[/url] )

(3 weeks later)
[code]
<TheListener> Think he has any chance?
<Gairyuki> Not one bit.
*Tarikmo3rd has entered the battlefield*
<Gairyuki> You got this champ!
*TheListener facedesks*
<Tarikmo3rd> I'm ready.
<Chet> inviting him now
<Gairyuki> tarikmo3rd, you look like you can take on the world!
<Tarikmo3rd> Hell no, you crazy?!
<Chet> kk, he's coming now
*Activity has entered the battlefield*
<Tarikmo3rd> Oh hello there, remember me?
<Activity> Yeah, you got whooped, ready for round 2?
<Tarikmo3rd> BRING IT
<Activity> IT IS BROUGHT! GO WAL-MART
<Tarikmo3rd> Oh ffff, um
<Activity> Any problems?
<Tarikmo3rd> You promised no ubers!
<Activity> Deal with it.
<Tarikmo3rd> GO LOCAL GROCERY STORE
<Activity> USE LOW PRICES
*Local Grocery store cannot compete!*
<Tarikmo3rd> USE MODEST VALUES
*Wal-Mart has no values! Wal-Mart fainted!*
<Activity> GO CANADA
<Tarikmo3rd> I don't like where this is going
<Activity> USE SNOWSTORM
*Local Grocery Market closed down! Market has fainted!*
<Tarikmo3rd> OHHHH FFFFFFFFFF, GO AMERICA
<Activity> Oh no!
<Tarikmo3rd> Oh yes! Use ECONOMIC SUPPORT
*America is too divided on the issue! IT USES ANOTHER ATTACK*
<Tarikmo3rd> Great... Wait another attack, I hope to god it doesn't use-
*America used SELF DESTRUCT*
*Canada and America have fainted!*
<Tarikmo3rd> >_>
<Activity> Well, well, go XBOX360!
<Tarikmo3rd> playstation3 GO!
*Both devices have overheated*
<TheListener> Serves you too right, Wii is better!
<Gairyuki> Shut up TL
<Activity> Go DIGIMON!
<Gairyuki> Tarik, you know what to do!
<TheListener> Take down the Digimon!
<Mistra> Hey, not the Digi-
<Chet> Shuddap Mistra
<Tarikmo3rd> Don't worry, I know what to do.
<Chet> This should be good, the match of the century even!
<Tarikmo3rd> GO GO POWERANGERS
*TheListener Facepalms*
<Gairyuki> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Chet> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
<Tarikmo3rd> USE RANGER POWA
*Power Rangers suck! Nothing happened!*
<Activity> USE....Wait I've never watched Digimon....
*Since both shows suck, both will be disqualified*
<Tarikmo3rd> 4 down on both of us, 2 to go.
<Activity> GO MCDONALDS
<Tarikmo3rd> Go Colbert!
<Gairyuki> Easy win is easy!
<Activity> Mcdonalds! Mass Production!
*Mcdonalds is getting pumped!*
<Tarikmo3rd> Colbert! LULZ CANNON
*McDonalds has fainted, or had a heart attack, I really can't tell!*
<Activity> GO GLENN BECK
<Gairyuki> FINISH HIM TARIK, IT'S YOUR CHANCE
<Tarikmo3rd> I can't, Stephen has to recharge!
<Activity> Use MINDLESS RAGE POLITICS
*Colbert has fainted!*
<Activity> I have beaten your best, admit defeat.
<Tarikmo3rd> Not yet, I have one more!
<Activity> bring it out then, let's see.
<Tarikmo3rd> Let's actually have a Pokemon battle! Go Dragonite!
<Chet> An actual Pokemon, that's rare in these events.
<TheListener> But isn't this a pokemon battle?
<Gairyuki> No logic here, haven't you ever seen the anime?
<Tarikmo3rd> I need to finish you now! DRAGONITE USE SURF!
*Glenn Beck drowned! Tarik wins! Tarik stole 6 Million dollars and 100 tech off of NSO as prize money!
<NSO> Why?!
<Activity>......
<Chet> You won!
<Gairyuki> Finish him Tarik! End it on a cool note!
<Tarikmo3rd> Hey Activity
<Tarikmo3rd> Looks like you're all....
<Tarikmo3rd> WASHED UP
<Tarikmo3rd> YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Gairyuki facedesks*
*Activity quit*
<TheListener> Well at least you avenged us, you seriously need to work on those final lines though.
<Chet> Mistra... What are you doing?
<Mistra> I'm cuddling Agnumon
<Chet> The Digimon is dead Mistra.
<Mistra> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[/code]


Thank Admin that's over, now TIP can rest in piece. Until, wait, will there be a next time? Without the Lounge I'm jobless! Please OWF, if you keep being yourself, I'll have stable career for years to come! (I'm back)


VE refuses to take part in my endeavors, so I must say this does not represent their opinion. Although I feel it should. That's my opinion about their opinion.

Edited September 14, 2010 by Tarikmo

[Keve69]

Good show and good read.

[Jarvisd]

Nice job
That was very interesting
*gives Tarikmo a cookie*

[Tarikmo]

[quote name='Jarvisd' timestamp='1284429249' post='2453139']
Nice job
That was very interesting
*gives Tarikmo a cookie*
[/quote]
yay a cookie!

[Chet Ubet]

Nicely done, tarikmo.

[Omniscient1]

Wait you think it's bad NSO canceled on IRON? Are you crazy? That's the best move they've made since the blue balls war (or whatever we're calling it now). Good newsletter though.

o/ Tarikmo

Edited September 14, 2010 by Omniscient1

[Uralica]

10/10 would read again

+10 internets for the Colbert headdesk

[Tarikmo]

[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1284430697' post='2453165']
Wait you think it's bad NSO canceled on IRON? Are you crazy? That's the best move they've made since the blue balls war (or whatever we're calling it now).
[/quote]
Sarcasm is quiet elusive nowadays, isn't it


I never said it was bad, it is a good thing, but I was just pointing out some facts

Edited September 14, 2010 by Tarikmo

[Skippy]

Great read, but as always, needs more tarikmo3rd[TIO]

[Little Fame Monster]

[quote name='Skippy' timestamp='1284431261' post='2453174']
Great read, but as always, needs more tarikmo3rd[TIO]
[/quote]

I'll raise you one and call it a wonderful read.

[Sargun II]

[quote name='Sentinal' timestamp='1284431474' post='2453178']
I'll raise you one and call it a wonderful read.
[/quote]

I'll raise [b]you[/b] one and call it a masterful example of modern prose.

[DemonSpawn]

Good read! The Pokebattle was the best part!

[Little Fame Monster]

[quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1284431569' post='2453180']
I'll raise [b]you[/b] one and call it a masterful example of modern prose.
[/quote]

It seems I've been three-upped.

[Tarikmo]

[quote name='Uralica' timestamp='1284430802' post='2453167']
10/10 would read again

+10 internets for the Colbert headdesk
[/quote]

I saw the image and said "I can't not use this!"
[quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1284431569' post='2453180']
I'll raise [b]you[/b] one and call it a masterful example of modern prose.
[/quote]

I'll raise you 10 and call it the greatest thread currently on OWF.

[quote name='DemonSpawn' timestamp='1284431700' post='2453184']
Good read! The Pokebattle was the best part!
[/quote]
My specialty good sir.

[Alfred von Tirpitz]

Hmmmmm.. interesting.

[img]http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8063/66136.gif[/img]

[Fernando12]

nice job tarik, well put together and funny too

[Argin]

I thought we had a cage to prevent you from doing this stuff?

[Il Impero Romano]

[quote name='Argin' timestamp='1284444724' post='2453367']
I thought we had a cage to prevent you from doing this stuff?
[/quote]

I released him upon the world.

[Argin]

[quote name='Il Impero Romano' timestamp='1284444969' post='2453368']
I released him upon the world.
[/quote]

The what good is the cage?!? This is horrible there goes the OWF.

Tarikmo

[Cataduanes]

thoroughly enjoyed, would read again.

[kulomascovia]

I am pleased to see this return.

[Ghuxalia]

Awesomeness. The only problem is that Colbert is KO'd. That's like killing a god. It makes the world a splode.

[Teddyyo]

Attempting to rival AcTi threads

Tarikmo

LISTEN TO ARGIN!

[Tarikmo]

[quote name='Teddyyo' timestamp='1284498096' post='2453902']
Attempting to rival AcTi threads

Tarikmo

LISTEN TO ARGIN!
[/quote]
First OWF Lounge: December 07, that's 282 days ago, not including the month or so when the Lounge was part of the Polar Newspaper.

AcTi AA - 227 days old.



If anything, you guys have been attempting to rival my Lounge!

[Pomiel]

[quote name='Tarikmo' timestamp='1284428970' post='2453131']
<Tarikmo3rd> Hey Activity
<Tarikmo3rd> Looks like you're all....
<Tarikmo3rd> WASHED UP
<Tarikmo3rd> YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[/quote]


Very enjoyable. I like it Tarik