astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd318/greenacrescn/clarks-concepts-3.jpg[/img] [size="7"]Supreme Clientele Official Declaration[/size][/center] In my time on planet bob, and flying high above planet bob in my dope spaceship, I have witnessed many hypocrisies, but there is one hypocrisy that I cannot stand any longer. Supreme Clientele hereby declares war upon the Socialist Workers Front for failing to live up to their communist/socialist ideals, and instead being nothing more than bourgeois nation leaders intent on keeping the proletariat down, while refusing to share the wealth within their nations with the other working men and women of planet bob. Supreme Clientele will only accept surrender from the Socialist Workers Front if they agree to send 15m in aid to newer, less established nations across the globe in an effort to show solidarity with their proletariat brothers. Refusing to do so will only prolong the destruction of your nations, and send a message to the rest of the planet that you are merely bourgeois thugs masquerading as the hard working, socialist men and women you claim to be. Signed. Astronaut Jones - King of all Kings, He-man, master of the universe. AMENDMENT: It has been brought to my attention that the Socialist Workers Front has disbanded, and while that means victory is assured, they are not the only socialist/communist alliances out there that are guilty of keeping their supposed "proletariat brothers" down. To the bourgeois thugs of the Union of Communist Republics, I declare war on you for the very reasons outlined above. Peace terms are exactly the same. Edited February 12, 2010 by astronaut jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) You made me so happy right now. [s]Have fun with him swf.[/s]Nations still flying the swf aa. e: fixt Edited February 12, 2010 by neneko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James I Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Um, they disbanded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Good luck to Astronaut Jones and the Supreme Clientele ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) [quote name='James I' date='12 February 2010 - 03:30 PM' timestamp='1265988654' post='2177631'] Um, they disbanded. [/quote] Then victory is assured. And if they are indeed disbanded, then I will amend this declaration to include other socialist/communist alliances that refuse to share the wealth with their proletariat brothers. If they are intent only upon growing their nations, and keeping the wealth to themselves while others suffer, then they too will feel the wrath of Supreme Clientele. Edited February 12, 2010 by astronaut jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James I Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='astronaut jones' date='12 February 2010 - 03:32 PM' timestamp='1265988766' post='2177636'] Then victory is assured. [/quote] Yes, you are sure to achieve a surrender and subsequently emerge victorious with the terms you have required! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jer Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Nice shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Aimee Mann' date='12 February 2010 - 03:35 PM' timestamp='1265988954' post='2177642'] Nice shoes. [/quote] They are wallabees, the official shoe of our lord and saviour, ghostface killah, and thus the official flag of supreme clientele. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 The people of Smoothland love Ghostface Killah. (OOC: I do ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x Tela x Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 At least RV knows when alliances have disbanded before he DoWs them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='x Tela x' date='12 February 2010 - 03:43 PM' timestamp='1265989383' post='2177654'] At least RV knows when alliances have disbanded before he DoWs them. [/quote] Again, there's more than one communist/socialist alliance that is guilty of refusing to live up to their ideals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='x Tela x' date='12 February 2010 - 10:43 AM' timestamp='1265989383' post='2177654'] At least RV knows when alliances have disbanded before he DoWs them. [/quote] It's all a part of his cunning plan. They knew ahead of time AJ would hit them, and disbanded to save themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Locke' date='12 February 2010 - 03:49 PM' timestamp='1265989776' post='2177662'] It's all a part of his cunning plan. They knew ahead of time AJ would hit them, and disbanded to save themselves. [/quote] You know, that may very well be the case.. So the cowards in SWF disbanded, but the Union of communist republics remains. When a war slot opens up, I will fill it with one of their nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I guess I was napping - but I thought you were a pacifist now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 I thought this was a joke until I saw your war with one SWF nation. My people will be in touch shortly. -Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Comrade Craig' date='12 February 2010 - 04:23 PM' timestamp='1265991813' post='2177697'] I thought this was a joke until I saw your war with one SWF nation. My people will be in touch shortly. -Craig [/quote] I look forward to the day that you stand up for your socialist ideals, and seek to help your proletariat brothers instead of enslave them while you grow fat off of their labour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='astronaut jones' date='12 February 2010 - 09:27 AM' timestamp='1265988467' post='2177624'] Astronaut Jones - King of all Kings, [b]He[/b]-man, master of the universe. [/quote] I thought you were more the [b]She[/b]-ra type. I'm so confused now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [color="#0000FF"]To be fair I was not aware SWF was disbanded either, although had I decided to go after them I probably would have found out. They disbanded at a time when more important things were going on, so it got the attention it rightfully deserved: none. Anyway, Astronaut Jones, while this is indeed a worthy cause and it is a shame it cannot continue, rest assured, there is another alliance out there which deserves it even more. If you wish to join my shadow coalition of nuclear armed small nations we can rain a fiery death upon them. Or at the very least get paid not to attack them. Their choice.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' date='12 February 2010 - 06:52 PM' timestamp='1266000762' post='2177882'] [color="#0000FF"]To be fair I was not aware SWF was disbanded either, although had I decided to go after them I probably would have found out. They disbanded at a time when more important things were going on, so it got the attention it rightfully deserved: none. Anyway, Astronaut Jones, while this is indeed a worthy cause and it is a shame it cannot continue, rest assured, there is another alliance out there which deserves it even more. If you wish to join my shadow coalition of nuclear armed small nations we can rain a fiery death upon them. Or at the very least get paid not to attack them. Their choice.[/color] [/quote] I'm down with that. You can hit me up with the details at your leisure, but I would be down for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 o/ AJ I suspect you'll be going after CPCN next? :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Believland' date='12 February 2010 - 03:44 PM' timestamp='1266007496' post='2178067'] o/ AJ I suspect you'll be going after CPCN next? :v [/quote] Hmm, or maybe -SE-. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted February 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 [quote name='Believland' date='12 February 2010 - 08:44 PM' timestamp='1266007496' post='2178067'] o/ AJ I suspect you'll be going after CPCN next? :v [/quote] Perhaps. To be quite honest, the only socialist/communist alliance I could think of off the top of my head was SWF, hence the declaration against them. Now that I am aware of many other communist/socialist alliances that are nothing more than bourgeois capitalist pigs, I will be going after them in an effort to get them to redistribute their wealth. The amount I have asked for them to redistribute is small, and I made not restrictions on who it goes to, so long as they are less fortunate, hard working nations that are in need of a boost. The sum is paltry, when I know there are nations amongst them that are sitting on mountains of cash, while they masquerade around as working men and women, growing fat while others around them suffer. The hypocrisy must end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Rocket, I am launching a rocket I am sending out bombers Into the sky A rocket with a big warhead your guys will end up dead they're gonna fry Bringing you devastation Yeah I said devastation If you've got the stones Yeah it's my way On the nuclear high way Once more they all say Don't mess with Astronaut Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Interesting to say the least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 It's a good thing you have a flag this time. I assume a swift death will befall your opponents. What do you know, I'm already right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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