Chancellor Bismarck Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Dear CN players, I'm here today to discuss the most powerful alliance in all of CN's history. That's right, you guessed it: "None". "None" has been in existence since the very foundations of the game. From the start, "none" awed the world by its rapid growth and firm membership. It seemed that every player who joined CN also joined "none". As if that was not enough, "none" has a membership that never seems to grow or shrink, due to the rapid influx and output of nations. But there are some mysteries surrounding "none". For example, it has the lowest average NS of any alliance that has ever been in existence. In addition to this, it has only 2,000,000 nation strength in total, only 1/7 of TOP's total strength. What, then, makes this alliance so great? You guessed it. Membership. Somehow, even though their alliance sucks horribly, "none" manages to carry on with a whopping 5,700 members. Probably the most surprising feat is how they manage to keep these members, even though their alliance was founded on the principles of complete anarchy. Perhaps all of us could take a lesson or two from "none". Through all of CN's four year history, "None" has repeatedly come out as the best of the best. Your Friendly Neighborhood Reporter, Pacifism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadian Empire Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 What's with the big blank sections on the pictures? Other than that, an enlightening read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEWBert Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I came in expecting a thread about the New Pacific Order. I left enlightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalC Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 For spontaneous order trumps all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 thay huge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 One might wonder why "None" isn't in the Sanctions Race... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 One might wonder why "None" isn't in the Sanctions Race... Then there wouldn't ever be a #1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkphysics Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 What's with the big blank sections on the pictures?Other than that, an enlightening read. Clearly they are photoshopped!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coven Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 haha, this was an entertaining read. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Learn to use the snipping tool, or how to get rid of the whiteness on MSPaint or whatever you used. 3/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Actually, "none" is older than CN itself and won the first great war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Radical thread, I may treaty with NONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essenia Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I'm here today to discuss the most powerful alliance in all of CN's history. NPO and IRON had higher scores than none before the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chancellor Bismarck Posted August 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) NPO and IRON had higher scores than none before the war. Clearly "none" was the superior afterwards! EDIT: Yeah I fail at MS Paint (which is like admitting that you fail at crapping in the toilet, I know...), so the white spots are there. Edited August 15, 2009 by Pacifism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayhawkColin Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I laughed, nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 One might wonder why "None" isn't in the Sanctions Race... I think we had them in there for a short while when NPO was racing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Belacqua Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 NPO and IRON had higher scores than none before the war. I thought NPO and IRON were in the 50's and 60's? The NONE score there looks like 70's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirreille Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't remember IRON's prewar high, but NPO was at 80+, so one of them was higher then the none menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Learn2crop. hurf durf durf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 USA and UCN applicant both have lower ans than None. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 (edited) One might wonder why "None" isn't in the Sanctions Race... Wouldn't be much of a Sanction Race then, since #1 would be pretty much permanently occupied. The only two alliances I've seen pass None got the crap kicked out of them fairly recently, so... Edited August 15, 2009 by Aurion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 Mildly entertaining at best. 2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I don't remember IRON's prewar high, but NPO was at 80+, so one of them was higher then the none menace. We were I beleive mid-70s. It is clear now NPO, it was 'NONE' who conspired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 I smell a curbstomp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted August 15, 2009 Report Share Posted August 15, 2009 None will take over CN one day... Run for the hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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