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Impossible. The Dragonisians have already claimed the Galaxy, the Slavorussians the Universe, and us Time. There is nothing left for you to claim.

Not true, since they are actually claiming spacetime, the combination of space and time (the "fabric of the cosmos").

While we're on the topic of making absurd claims, the United Republic claims all sub-atomic particles and superstrings.

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Amusing. those don't look like Bibles to us.

Oh, and for the record, we lay claim to all of Time. You must now pay us simply for the right to exist.

OOC: Couldn't think of any other way to top the ridiculousness... :P

Not true, since they are actually claiming spacetime, the combination of space and time (the "fabric of the cosmos").

While we're on the topic of making absurd claims, the United Republic claims all sub-atomic particles and superstrings.

Canada claims the moon. (We do have a flag up there.)

And every single possible multiverse, even those where physics work differently.

ADI Herby claims all non-existance. All places, things, and events happening where there is nothing area hereby property of ADI. This also includes the area that is filled as space expands. That is all.
Diberia Aperture Science GTI Mystery Man 101 claims all dark matter, and every atom of hydrogen.

Dranagg must inform, all these claims, that we already have laid claim to all of these. We hope that we won't have to embargo buddy christ shipments over sloppy claim jumping.

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Dranagg must inform, all these claims, that we already have laid claim to all of these. We hope that we won't have to embargo buddy christ shipments over sloppy claim jumping.

We I must inform you that you did not lay claim to the material universe; only the nonmaterial. Dark Matter is indeed material.

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The Hansa, being the peaceful arbiter of goodness in the world, respectfully lays claim to Thought. Now, please leave a donation with us every time you wish to think.

Also recall that wishing to think counts as thinking and should also incur a donation.

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it is unfortnate that you have claimed only the known universe. Dranagg has already laid claims to all unknown parts of the universe, all known and unknown dimensions (this includes M theory and string theory even if its wrong), and also the IDEA of god. You may keep the known material universe. We'll keep the nonmaterial.

Buddy Christ statues are also available for purchase.

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We never said we claim only the known universe, wherever did you get such a silly idea?

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If that is the case, then New England claims....oh damn, everything's claimed. :(

There's still oxygen, and physics.

Oh, and we claim all Francium. We are now going to try and get it all in once place to destroy everyone's stuff.

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