Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 We, the people of Lübeck, lay claim to the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Have fun trying to enforce your claims to a fireball with a diameter of 109 planets the size of bob. Which is roughly 1.4 billion kilometers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Have fun trying to enforce your claims to a fireball with a diameter of 109 planets the size of bob. Which is roughly 1.4 billion kilometers. Well, we need somewhere which our friends in Nordland can go, and as Hell is literally impossible to locate, this is the next best thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Molly, a little waif of a child with big brown eyes, walks quietly up to Mister Franz Ferdinand and asks, "Sir.. please.. have you seen my goat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "once you lay your flag on the surface of the sun yourself, we will accept your claim" His Imperial Majesty, Gavin Henson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mykep Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 We support your claim of the sun.. Good luck to our insane brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "once you lay your flag on the surface of the sun yourself, we will accept your claim" His Imperial Majesty, Gavin Henson In response to this, Lübeck has released proof that we have, in fact, placed a flag on the surface of the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Terra Di Agea Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 As long as you do not tax the light and radiation, we highly support this claim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "once you lay your flag on the surface of the sun yourself, we will accept your claim" His Imperial Majesty, Gavin Henson "Note that you only said 'lay your flag on the surface of the sun', meaning they can simply launch it into space and as soon as it lands on the sun it's accepted. Even if it burns up you will be held to your word." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkantos Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Children in the SRA are now being taught that it is not called the "Sun" but is a part of Lubeck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "Note that you only said 'lay your flag on the surface of the sun', meaning they can simply launch it into space and as soon as it lands on the sun it's accepted. Even if it burns up you will be held to your word." "Note the key word in my phrase was yourself. If he personally lays the flag on the sun I will of course stand by my word" The Empress was not impressed by this man trying to question what she said. She wispered something to a close aid who walked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "Note the key word in my phrase was yourself. If he personally lays the flag on the sun I will of course stand by my word" The Empress was not impressed by this man trying to question what she said.She wispered something to a close aid who walked off. We have no main figurehead, for we are all equal in the eyes of Franz Ferdinand, our former leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynneth Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Canada will ignore Lübeck's claims. Unless they can produce live footage of astronauts landing - and surviving - on the sun, our books will continue to see the sun as something owned by all of man, simply because it's a gigantic fireball that is thousands to millions of degrees celsius hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 New Flag Announced As with all new discoveries, the Sun will require a new flag. Therefore, it has been decided that as a new autonomous of Lübeck, the flag of the Sun shall be unveiled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 We have no main figurehead, for we are all equal in the eyes of Franz Ferdinand, our former leader. Who said that statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Who said that statement? That would be us, how else would you expect to make such a statement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) "Well, if yer going to do that, we claim the Milky Way Galaxy. We already have a flag planted on it. It just happens to be positioned on Earth." A picture of the flag on the Dragonisian capitol is given as proof. The chairman just shook his head as the message played on the video press release, "If you accept this claim.. then we are renting out extra-solar planets also. Just contact our office of foreign affairs if you'd like to rent a planet and wire us your treasury in payment. Please provide the co-ordinates of the planet you have an interest in for our records." "And Lubeck, since you have claimed the sun.. one of our Milky Way's stars... you owe us a few billion years of rent..." Pulls out a calculator and begins to run up absurd numbers. Edited May 17, 2009 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) Phoenicia hereby gives 24 hours to Lübeck to cease it's Imperialist Claim or face the Imperial wraith. We will not allow the citizens of the sun to be oppressed Edited May 17, 2009 by Centurius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Phoenicia hereby gives 24 hours to Lübeck to cease it's Imperialist Claim or face the Imperial wraith. We will not allow the citizens of the moon to be oppressed We laugh at your misguided demands. We have no interest on the Moon, only the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "Yup, we've estimated that Lubeck now owes Dragonisia about 200 times what it's national value is worth. We're foreclosing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 We laugh at your misguided demands. We have no interest on the Moon, only the Sun. It was a smaller failure than you claiming the Sun, cease your claims or we will attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "Yup, we've estimated that Lubeck now owes Dragonisia about 200 times what it's national value is worth. We're foreclosing." Unfortunately for you, we don't owe any kind of money to you, due to the fact we claimed the Sun before you, and that I do not believe it would be a profitable franchise for you to pursue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 *Privately and secretly offers the Phoenix Empire the Land of Lubeck if they'll simply forward Dragonisia the treasury of Lubeck once they're done with foreclosure operations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tintagyl Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 **Private** "Doctor St. Clair, you already made sure the the Hansa has laid claim to the Center of the Earth?" "Of course Lady Sarah, everything below the crust is ours indefinitely." "Good. Good." "Should we worry about claims to the sun?" "Not at all, we have a prehistoric paradise to run to, why worry about the cosmos." "Very well Milady." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) "once you lay your flag on the surface of the sun yourself, we will accept your claim" His Imperial Majesty, Gavin Henson I'm not infinitely (As in 100%) sure that it will burn... Hot does not imply fire as fire requires oxygen and.... the sun is mostly hydrogen and helium but little oxygen, so while their flag may glow from blackbody radiation, I'm not instantly convinced it will burn. Edited May 17, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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