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There is always a time when a new order is needed to renew faith in the people... what faith, you ask? Why, the only faith, and, no, I'm not talking about the blasphemous adminism the people turned to when our True Savior left this world. admin, you were good to the people, but it's time to step back and give the throne back to who it truly belongs to.

Walford H. Christ.

In the name of Walford, I am here to speak to all about the glories of Him, his one true son, Grenval, and the Prophet of :awesome:, franzjosef. Of course, who can forget the other great figures of this religion? Christopher Niles Kaos and Prodigal Chieftan.

Praise be.

You have all been led astray by false prophets, like Doitzel and Bob Sanders, but I say to you that you may still repent! Join us, and worship those that made the world into what it is today. The church welcomes all who may questions themselves and the troubled society around them. For God's sake, think of the children!

Yes, the children (which really is a reference to about half of you here) who need a morality in their lives they can not get in a world of lies, scandal, and the Grand Global Alliance. There needs to be some sensible voice to tell them right from wrong.

"For Walford so loved the world..." Remember that. He loved us all. Except for Dilber. And Ivan. And all the Orders, really. But that's not the point: He loved us.

Remember that. Join us.

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Except for Dilber. And Ivan. And all the Orders, really.

Utter blasphemy. Denizens of Planet Bob, do not let yourselves be led astray by the OP's grievous errors and heresies.

The New Pacific Order is the finger of God on Bob, rewarding the righteous, smiting evildoers, and performing His will, in general. Christ himself is rumored to be a Pacifican banker, under an assumed name, of course.

Repent, now.

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Utter blasphemy. Denizens of Planet Bob, do not let yourselves be led astray by the OP's grievous errors and heresies.

The New Pacific Order is the finger of God on Bob, rewarding the righteous, smiting evildoers, and performing His will, in general. Christ himself is rumored to be a Pacifican banker, under an assumed name, of course.

Repent, now.

You're the finger of something, alright. Away with your filth in this hallowed thread.

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