Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Calling all Crazy People! DISCLAIMER: This is yet another theory on how to revive our homeland. CN is not dead, it is sick. It is getting too much now. We need to fix the problem of the decaying game. As a crazy attention craver, I am willing to sacrifice myself to get the national media on the case of Cyber nations. However we need a controversious topic. The Nordreich Controversy caused the national media attention and brought life to this game, I am willing to get that life back. However I need ideas. I was thinking of pulling an Antoine Dodson with a Cybernations shirt on, but I have yet to be robbed, so we can take actions to cause controversy on the internet to do this (Legally). Something like when I was framed in IRC logs of trying to draw pictures of Allah to get the Islamic community mad at Kashmir. I need something like that. Post your wildest (but achievable) controversy ideas below. We shall survive. Current Ideas Inb4 "game is dead and not coming back," You hush your negative mouths. I do think I am well qualified to do this job, but feel free to invite friends who are crazy attention whores to this thread to help out the cause. Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I propose we get the women of CN to agree to serve as escorts. The revenue they raise can be used to keep the game afloat and the inevitable slew of arrests will bring heaps of lonely neckbeards looking for.... well you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) I propose we get the women of CN to agree to serve as escorts. The revenue they raise can be used to keep the game afloat and the inevitable slew of arrests will bring heaps of lonely neckbeards looking for.... well you know The game is running fine on Dulra and Cuba's donations as well as all the others. Also prostitution arrests aren't all that media savvy. Also we would lose all 8 of the women we have in CN. Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samwise Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I propose we get the women of CN to agree to serve as escorts. The revenue they raise can be used to keep the game afloat and the inevitable slew of arrests will bring heaps of lonely neckbeards looking for.... well you know Forget that. Whore yourself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 warrio rawr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 As a crazy attention craver, I am willing to sacrifice myself to get the national media on the case of Cyber nations. When I read this I envisioned Rota committing suicide and leaving a note blaming CN. It's not worth it Rotavele! Don't do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) When I read this I envisioned Rota committing suicide and leaving a note blaming CN. It's not worth it Rotavele! Don't do it! Awww :P thank you hun, I am fine though. EDIT: I have written a inconspicious article which is currently seeing an Editor. The website generally generates a few million users to view their featured articles, and if it works out and such, it will be published in typically a month. It mentions a Cybernations event and mentions Cybernations several times. Along with other events of different games. Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonshy Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Inb4 "game is dead and not coming back," You hush your negative mouths. There's actually been an increase in player numbers in the past few months. I think it dipped below 10k sometime before last year or earlier this year. Now it is 10,446. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 warrio rawr Not amused. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) There's actually been an increase in player numbers in the past few months. I think it dipped below 10k sometime before last year or earlier this year. Now it is 10,446. I am aware of that. I do believe admin is also increasing marketing. Also does anyone know if Al Sharpton knows yet about that war that was caused when some guy called Grub a racial slur? EDIT: Many of the oldies are coming back too. (Degenerate is back and Bilrow has filed a ban appeal.) We will march on ;D Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 There's actually been an increase in player numbers in the past few months. I think it dipped below 10k sometime before last year or earlier this year. Now it is 10,446. Only dropped under 10k briefly we have stabilised some what EDIT: I have written a inconspicious article which is currently seeing an Editor. The website generally generates a few million users to view their featured articles, and if it works out and such, it will be published in typically a month. It mentions a Cybernations event and mentions Cybernations several times. Along with other events of different games. I actually think thats a great idea both for CN and an article. I guessed where and read it just there your going to want to make it longer and more light-hearted its just a description of what happened at the moment Also raises the point CN has a long and detailed history for a online game maybe we can find a way to exploit it. There is also the deeper problem that its always been invasions that got this game moving but a new alliance of new players could never even come close to really mattering expect as a tech farm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Only dropped under 10k briefly we have stabilised some what I actually think thats a great idea both for CN and an article. I guessed where and read it just there your going to want to make it longer and more light-hearted its just a description of what happened at the moment Also raises the point CN has a long and detailed history for a online game maybe we can find a way to exploit it. There is also the deeper problem that its always been invasions that got this game moving but a new alliance of new players could never even come close to really mattering expect as a tech farm Ah woohoo :D and yeah at first for the editors they said to only give a summary of it. Thank you for the feedback though. Hopefully if it's published and featured it'll be one of the articles with heavy traffic. I thought it was a pretty unique idea. From my research, no one has done an article in that style on any major websites. Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Problem is people don't stick around. 1/2 are too scared to post on the OWF because they are scared of peoples responses. There used to be 20 new topics on the AP section every night. Now I can come back a month later and (mostly) the same topics are still there. There's actually been an increase in player numbers in the past few months. I think it dipped below 10k sometime before last year or earlier this year. Now it is 10,446. That is because nations don't delete for inactivity anymore.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 That is because nations don't delete for inactivity anymore..Does the game count inactive nations as existing? I didn't think it did since they disappear.That's only been a feature for a month or two anyway, and doesn't explain why we were above 10k for a good while prior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) Problem is people don't stick around. 1/2 are too scared to post on the OWF because they are scared of peoples responses. There used to be 20 new topics on the AP section every night. Now I can come back a month later and (mostly) the same topics are still there. That is because nations don't delete for inactivity anymore.. Yes but a major influx of new people would hopefully work well for the new OWF posters. Also if they are politically active or politically minded, they're most likely to post. That or activists. Does the game count inactive nations as existing? I didn't think it did since they disappear. That's only been a feature for a month or two anyway, and doesn't explain why we were above 10k for a good while prior. If that's the case then we certainly need something. Edited May 5, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonshy Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Does the game count inactive nations as existing? I didn't think it did since they disappear. I don't think so either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 I don't think so either. It is not growing fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 It's past its prime, it isn't going to grow fast. That's kinda why, y'know, it shrunk pretty hardcore. Any increase should be seen as a positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfEmpty Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Bilrow filed a ban appeal? Now this is news. Soon Oscar Wilde himself will appear to chide us yet again. :awesome: Pls, pls, pls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Fire Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 Sadly, I stand by my original theory of why CN is dying. But we can still enjoy it while it lasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nooob Posted May 5, 2014 Report Share Posted May 5, 2014 You know what you need to do rotavele, become an hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) Nothing illegal here please. Edited May 6, 2014 by Rotavele Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Forget that. Whore yourself out. I don't think anyone is going to pay money for the likes of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashimon13 Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Not amused. :| :awesome: rawr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 You know what you need to do rotavele, become an hero Lol I havent heard that in years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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