Captain Enema Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 In these days the lack of heroes truly astonishes me. Have we the people of planet bob replaced the heroes of old with cheap trashy 2 dollar little tarts? I swear to lord I saw this little tart pitching her wares on Khao San Road late one night about three years ago. It might have been longer than three years, certain substances might have played a role in why I can't quite remember when I saw this poxie wench or even how I ended up with a tattoo on my chest. None the less, tattoo or not, I did see this broken sandal pitching her wares for 2 dollars all inclusive. How in the world did we allow letting this trashy tart into our halls? Didn't our planet used to count for something? Like a long time ago? I mean a really long long long time ago? We used to have log winded political debates and now we have cheap cotton candy-ish pop star/street walker. As a planet we must become a more upright, more morally dignified, and the kind of men and women who pay our respect where it is due, Doombird Doomcave of course. Let it be known, a day of judgement is coming. A cleansing of the planet with the fires forged by the ripping apart of atoms and the prolapsing various orifices. BOB will be returned to the light and darkness will no longer be dark. Be warned Mogar, change your ways or your ways will be changed for you. Moose knows all, moose sees all, moose hears all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) bring it, the Ariana Grande Empire will emerge VICTORiOUS as always, our queen is no whore, and your slanderous lies will be avenged. Edited January 25, 2014 by Mogar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Your little two dollar tramp of a queen looks like she still has grime from the dumpster she just had dinner out of all over her slatternly face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Ummmm, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Ummmm, what? A clear support of immoral and wanton behavior here on planet bub. MOOSE is watching you. Step carefully tiny bug, step carefully. The double breakoff flank attach has no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) Can you not post this crazy shit anymore? I like loving all my allies and at least a high proportion of their members. Don't be a Tywin. Edited January 25, 2014 by Neo Uruk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 She has the face of an angel, come out of peace mode so I can defend her honor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Say yes to Tywin because you cant spell "win" without me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Say yes to Tywin because you cant spell "win" without me. I uhhh.. I'm pretty sure that's wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Say yes to Tywin because you cant spell "win" without me. Well finally you make sense about something, you are correct, the word win is indeed contained within the spelling of your name. Likewise, if you use the hindu spelling of Tywin, you get the word moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Say yes to Tywin because you cant spell "win" without me. I am fairly certain me is not used in the word win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 You can't spell Tywin without "win." But you also can't spell donut without "nut" and I have yet to eat a nut-flavored donut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 You can't spell Tywin without "win." But you also can't spell donut without "nut" and I have yet to eat a nut-flavored donut! that sounds like it would be terrible tasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 3 minute response time not bad NSO QRF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saladjoe Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 Say yes to Tywin because you cant spell "win" without me. Okay that was pretty funny, I'll give you that. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 3 minute response time not bad NSO QRF Ok guys, let's not make this anything more than it is. This is about Mogar's false idol worship. Either he complies or fries. Not about you silly billies need to cheap shot each other in the name of international diplomacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 A somewhat necessary syntax lesson because Tywin is an idiot and I'm a grammar geek. :| You can't spell "win" with "Tywin." It is literally impossible to fit a 5-letter word into a 3-letter one. Try it at home, you can't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornguard Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 The nation of Legend has always embraced its freedom of choice for her peoples. If the great Ariana Empire desires to parade a lovely lady around as their leader, they are welcome to do so, in spite of what Moose und Squirrel think about it. Besides, Moose is fine eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornguard Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 A somewhat necessary syntax lesson because Tywin is an idiot and I'm a grammar geek. :| You can't spell "win" with "Tywin." It is literally impossible to fit a 5-letter word into a 3-letter one. Try it at home, you can't do it. It may be possible in very small instances of 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 A somewhat necessary syntax lesson because Tywin is an idiot and I'm a grammar geek. :| You can't spell "win" with "Tywin." It is literally impossible to fit a 5-letter word into a 3-letter one. Try it at home, you can't do it.But the square goes in the round hole :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted January 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Besides, Moose is fine eating. Ain't that truth brother. I'd love me a nice moose stea... errr... YOU HEATHEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hornguard Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 Ain't that truth brother. I'd love me a nice moose stea... errr... YOU HEATHEN. We heathens would rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 A somewhat necessary syntax lesson because Tywin is an idiot and I'm a grammar geek. :| You can't spell "win" with "Tywin." It is literally impossible to fit a 5-letter word into a 3-letter one. Try it at home, you can't do it. Damn, beat me to it!!!!!!!!!!!! I spell win without tywin all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 you guys are ignorant, the ty is silent :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 you guys are ignorant, the ty is silent :| And invisible. Tidy Bowl Man should not read ODN's most recent declaration of war if he is opposed to pop-culture idolatry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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