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Ubuntu in English very simply translated means the united band of all humanity. Has a deeper meaning in Zulu. Like all is connected. Hard to explain. This Ubuntu the Great stands up for the innocent the righteous and the good on planet bob.we shall soon see who is like this and who is not.

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[quote name='Tasuki' timestamp='1356059102' post='3066508']
wtf did I just read
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Probably the writing of a Caribbean islander. It's English, just heavily modified and a thousand times more cooler. Frankly, if everyone on these forums were typing this way things would be much brighter and full of hope.

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[quote name='salsabeast1' timestamp='1356051772' post='3066480']
Thank you. For your generosity, Ubuntu will offer 3 of his wives, all over 200 lbs, to comfort you at night.
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Sold:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao"]The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what I said[/url]
[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao"]The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read[/url]

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Do not fear my friends. Mayans say today end of world. Who in the hell be these Mayans? When last time you see Mayan? Who their chief? It not I Ubuntu the Great. What kind of idiots these Mayans make world end on a Friday? I Ubuntu more powerful and greater than stupid Mayan chief. I decree the world not end today. Friday is good. It not end . Leaders of the world may thank me later. Ubuntu tired. Think too much. Thinking bad. I decree ther be no thinking today. So it is written!


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[quote name='King Xander the Only' timestamp='1356045448' post='3066445']
Non Grata is the most honourable alliance. Please visit us at [url="http://www.non-grata.net/"]http://www.non-grata.net/[/url] so that we may dance together on the graves of our enemies.
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This man is very honest. He would never deceive you.

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Oh my goodness mid rainbow warrior. I am black man turning red!
I see you flag is upside down so Ubuntu in my infinate wisdom say.. Ubuntu? That flag upside down. I say yes it is Ubuntu. What shall I do Ubuntu said to Ubuntu. I say only one thing right thing to do. so Ubuntu stand on head with feet kicking in air. Flag then right side up but Ubuntu loin cloth fall down or is it up? I see flag right side up but now I looking up you dress with loincloth flapping oh my goodness. It was hell ! Ubuntu turn red. Ubuntu see full moon over Zulu. Ubuntu soldier stay at attention and salute and I fallen down on my buttocks. Must now consult international law. On many nations we may now be engaged. I must say though very beautiful moon it was most certainly. Please forgve Ubuntu not know you nations customs.

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[quote name='King Xander the Only' timestamp='1356045448' post='3066445']
Non Grata is the most honourable alliance. Please visit us at [url="http://www.non-grata.net/"]http://www.non-grata.net/[/url] so that we may dance together on the graves of our enemies.
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i lol'd at this

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Greetings Great Warrior, King Ubuntu the Great, of the sovereign Zulu Empire, protectors of the good and terror to the evil people. It is I, Sir President Hellroy of Hellronia, knight of the Templars of the true cross of God, almighty protector of the righteous under the cross of red.

Ever since I heard your warriors were preparing for war with xenios, I wanted to hail your efforts, but when I showed up here at OWF, I used wrong address and nobody knew I was the great Sir President that I am.

Now all is fixed...see [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=114361"]http://forums.cybern...howtopic=114361[/url]

Hellronians have been in mass prayer ever since you promised to bathe your iklwa in the blood of the racist peoples. Hellronians think they like [i]Sikhism[/i], but they dont know that we had propaganda department just change covers of christian bible to look like Adi Granth. Hellronians not so smart...hehe.

My best warriors and I hope to one day be the 'chest' of the Bull-Horn formation, fighting together with the great Zulu warriors of the one true God.

In honor of your exploits and good deeds, Hellronia would like to extend its hand in friendship to the Great King Ubuntu, and all of his warriors and peoples, a friendship to last to the end of days, under God, and the heavens.

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[quote name='Ubuntu the Great' timestamp='1356045928' post='3066449']
I knowable of a man from Sparta he good to Zulu people's he sended me aid when I fight xenios bad man and I sell Sparta man tech. Sparta nothing but good to Zulu so far. Alpha omega I shall learn of you. I tell you somethin alliances that help Zulu Zulu will help you 100 percent 10 times more. Zulu loyal to last man. Ubuntu not so new at this as nation shows. Ubuntu know many things from before times. I shall talken to you more.
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Um sure just make an application on our forums and your alliance will do great.

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There shall be no confusion on this thread allowed for it is I Ubuntu the Great chief of the king of the Zulu empire king of the Zulu alliance conqueror of all foes that come before me ruler of all I see grand admiral of all the seas general of all generals ruler of the skies above faster than the gazelle stronger than ox smarter than the genus defender of the weak the down trodden the innocent and scourge of the evil and wicked agent of god almighty to shield the goof and to use gods own terrible swift sword to extract justice from his enemies. I herby forthwith say herewith there shall be no confusion anymore forever in this thread indeed.

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