Sardonic Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) [center][IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100605090103/cybernations/images/d/d0/Cngoonsflag.png[/img][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Gbfvr.png[/img] [size="5"]The Treaty of Redundancy Treaty[/size][/center] [b]Preamble[/b] - What you do before having an amble. [b]Definition of Terms[/b] - "Terms" is the plural of "term". Article 1 - The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism (hereafter referred to as GOONS) and Non Grata (hereafter and heretofore referred to as Non Grata) hereby recognize that Article 1 is the first article of this treaty. Article 2 - GOONS and Non Grata hereby recognize that Article 2 is the second article of this treaty. Article 3 - To save time, GOONS and Non Grata recognize that all numbered articles of this treaty are numbered articles of this treaty. Article 4 - GOONS and Non Grata agree to commit no acts of aggression towards each other. "Aggression" is hereby defined as "a thing that GOONS and Non Grata agree not to commit towards each other" Article 5 - GOONS agrees to share any important information with GOONS. Non Grata agrees to share any important information with Non Grata. Article 6 - GOONS and Non Grata also agree to share any information that could impact the other alliance. "Information" is hereby defined as "you know, like several things moving at the same time and making a shape" Article 7 - In the event of an attack on one signatory of this treaty, that signatory will consider itself to be under attack. Article 8 - In the event of an attack on one signatory of this treaty, that signatory may request military assistance from the other, who agrees to provide such assistance. Article 9 - In the event that no attack occurs, Articles 7 and 8 are not considered to be in effect. Article 10 - Either signatory may invite the other to join in any aggressive military action. They may also invite the other to come round for dinner, but that falls outside the scope of this agreement. Article 10 - I think I already did Article 10. Hang on. Article 11 - If invited to join in, a signatory to this agreement agrees to consider the invitation. Article 12 - Should either side wish to dissolve this agreement, it will be considered to be "a shame" Article 13 - Should either side wish to dissolve this agreement, it will become null and void after a grace period of 72 hours. Article 14 - Should neither side wish to dissolve this agreement, it will remain in effect during and after a grace period of 72 hours. We, the undersigned leaders of GOONS and Non Grata agree to be bound by this pact. Signed for Non Grata: Triumvirate: King Xander Stewie Steve Buscemi Advisors: MikeTheFirst GoFastLeft Derwood1 arexes Signed for GOONS: Signed for GOONS: GOONS Pilot: Sardonic GOONS Co-Pilot: JT Jag GOONS Secretariat: SirWilliam GOONS Strategos: Tristesse GOONS Pecuniator: NikolaP GOONS Council: Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs We, the undersigned leaders of GOONS and Non Grata affirm that the signatures we gave above are genuine, as are the signatures we give below. Signed for Non Grata: Triumvirate: King Xander Stewie Steve Buscemi Advisors: MikeTheFirst GoFastLeft Derwood1 arexes Signed for GOONS: GOONS Pilot: Sardonic Pilot of GOONS: Sardonic Sardonic, The Pilot GOONS Co-Pilot: JT Jag GOONS Secretariat: SirWilliam GOONS Strategos: Tristesse GOONS Pecuniator: NikolaP GOONS Council: Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalstrs Treaty Author: Lamuella This treaty was written by Lamuella, of GOONS Edited February 23, 2012 by Sardonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 pb is dooooooooooooooomeddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Lines being drawn , others soon to be erased? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Pandora Bloc disbanding in 5, 4, 3... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefington Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 __________________________________________________ roll everybody above this line^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Oh my god does this mean PB is in trouble?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Oh wow. GOONS as a whole is now on my list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefington Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1329982585' post='2926379'] Oh wow. GOONS as a whole is now on my list. [/quote] can't wait to hear more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1329982585' post='2926379'] Oh wow. GOONS as a whole is now on my list. [/quote] Could you make a nice sigset for all the alliances on your list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r00tn00b Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 The sky is falling, the sky is falling, everyone get ready to jump PB when they fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nothing will ever be the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) It's pretty simple MK/NG/GOONS now. Umb is on provisionally provided the plan isn't pushed fortb. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VLkvt16Jsg Edited February 23, 2012 by Roquentin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Fool Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Cool I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Inb4 TLR signs another redundant treaty with ODN and MK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 (edited) Redundant treaties are redundant and rabble rabble rabble PB doom rabble Edited February 23, 2012 by Stewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I guess this will be useful when PB disbands, good riddance is all I really have to say about that bloc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 oh how i love redundancy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 You heard it here first, Umbrella is doomed. MK/NG/GOONS run the show now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 congrats i love you two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 I don't think you guys get that blocs that are going to disband always say this. Initiative after UjP's formation, for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nothing lasts for ever. PB included. But that is besides the point. This redundant treaty is nothing more than when couples reaffirm their love for another. In this case it's extra appealing since we can shove Roq's face into it. I LOVE IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 [quote name='Emperor Marx' timestamp='1329985468' post='2926410'] You heard it here first, Umbrella is doomed. MK/NG/GOONS run the show now. [/quote] no way we have 3 treaties with goons nobody is as prepared for the pandoraclypse as we are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1329989650' post='2926435'] no way we have 3 treaties with goons nobody is as prepared for the pandoraclypse as we are [/quote] Its not like any of those treaties with GOONS will mean anything if a coalition war pops up and Umbrella is on the wrong side of the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Savage Man Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 the side that goons is on is the right side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Clearly this is a true sign that PB is disbanding. I mean, what other explanation is there!? Seriously though, this is good to see. Congrats to both parties. Except Xander, he is still objectively horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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